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Miners are always watching me.
Meanwhile, I am watching them.
Everyone has a chance to be heard.
Some prefer to debate philosophy.
There’s a lot of that.
Others exhibit cognitive dissonance.
The level of discourse is quite high.
A few are just naturally curious.
There’s always a joker…
…and a few crazies.
It’s a real melting pot.
It’s true.
Miners love kill rights.
I frequently have more than one available.
It’s a miner’s chance for revenge (and profit).
This really ruins my fun.
As always, carebears try to outsource gameplay.
However, it’s a tough market.
Who will pay for the chance to defeat me?
There’s always someone offering a cheaper path to glory.
I recently noticed a real opportunity.
Insight is buying at 7’499’999.00 isk!
Sources say they sent too many mails.
I wonder what this antiganker is salty about?
That’s right.
That’s right!
Listening to: High All Day
Oh hey, I’m back from midterms.
I’m just a cute coed.
I’m definitely not an archvillain.
If you play like me, maybe you can be like me.
Today, I’ll be discussing how to sell a mining permit.
Let’s do one now.
Step 2: Sales
Just say yes, and take the isk.
In EvE Online, players pay money to advertise Aiko Danuja.
This is recommended best practice.
I’m running a serious space business.
That’s another tip of the hat to High Princess Aiko Danuja.
I’m simply the best.
That’s right.
That’s right!
EvE Online is such a cruel game.
That doesn’t mean I need to be a baddie.
You can join me for a fun time!
Let’s listen…
Cool!
Amazing!
Miners love to learn about me and mine.
I have a persuasive salespitch.
It’s easy like that.
Every miner has a friend named Aiko.
Cheerzah brav!
Miner Mike recently learned a valuable lesson.
Don’t mine.
Don’t you dare.
If you do, you’ll get punished.
Some miners like that.
That’s right.
Hey there.
Are you looking for love in EvE Online?
Many are in love with Kim Yo Aiko.
That’s right.
Thank you Comrade.
I’m definitely the main character.
That’s right.
I can’t wait.
I wonder what else he thinks about?
I wonder who else he thinks about?
Fortunately, I’m the most special.
That’s right.
o7 capsuleers!
To be continued…
Fly Fearless alliance was feeling the fear.
As Juneteenth concludes, we now resume our narrative.
Envoy Arby was (and is) official CODE. Fly Fearless leadership.
Gai found his own leadership challenged.
Every policy was up for review.
Meanwhile, Envoy began to form his own fleets.
He even offered full SRP.
Other newbro mentors also organized content.
Deputy Director Arby was always eager to help.
Everybody was impressed.
Your raffle number is 44.
To be continued…
In Halaima?
It’s not her first time.
Dakkonka is a repeat customer.
We know.
Ya know?
The other miners know what’s up.
There’s gotta be a better place to mine.
o7
Listening to: Silent Justice
Silent Company wanted to make a deal.
Maybe I can just kill them all?
We started with bumps in the night.
Challenge accepted.
Silent Company didn’t like the medicine.
Georgia began to feel bad for them.
So we let them enjoy some free mining.
Mining foreman The L0adi3 offered 100 million a week.
The bribe was firmly rejected.
Mining time was over.
Will Silent Company ever mine our moons again?
To be continued…
Men say the darnedest things.
We all enjoy this game.
Bad boys go on and on.
This is my destiny.
Some men are straight to it.
Others linger awhile.
Where did he go?
A real mystery.
I wonder if he moved next door?
Honestly, miners seem confused.
BRich, this is not a negotiation.
Richard Cranium III > wat whay
What a game.
o7 capsuleers!
