Category: Sales

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #357

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #356

EvE Online is a game that goes like this.

They compose poorly written insults, followed by threats.

Then they cry like a bitch.

There’s a lot of that.

Some miners are just plain stupid.

SIDEBAR: CTAPblu is a popular boy’s name!

It’s some sort of Soviet cult?

This is how you identify bots and bouncehackers.

Cool, now you know more about that map.

Nobody likes space taxes.

Everybody begs for special favours.

Miners are kinda crazy (and needy).

I love getting special little messages.

Sometimes I get a complaint.

I definitely care.

Cool story, bro.

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 60

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

There was a lot to write about (and think about).

Big money would finance Fly Fearless mining alliance.

Some deals were good enough to be true.

Meanwhile, Executor Gai Heiyuu began promoting a new security policy.

Over time, this policy evolved.

As always, Deputy Director Envoy Arby was happy to help.

The miners were sorely confused.

At this point, Gai Heiyuu really fucked up.

Without warning, Gai declared Forever War on KalooJames 315.

Just as suddenly, Envoy got a secret girlfriend.

This would not end well for Mission Ready Mining Space Mining Guild.

To be continued…

YOUR BONUS CODE = 50

Who Wants More?

Miners are always watching me.

Meanwhile, I am watching them.

Everyone has a chance to be heard.

Some prefer to debate philosophy.

There’s a lot of that.

Others exhibit cognitive dissonance.

The level of discourse is quite high.

A few are just naturally curious.

There’s always a joker…

…and a few crazies.

It’s a real melting pot.

It’s true.

Selling Kill Rights

Miners love kill rights.

I frequently have more than one available.

It’s a miner’s chance for revenge (and profit).

This really ruins my fun.

As always, carebears try to outsource gameplay.

However, it’s a tough market.

Who will pay for the chance to defeat me?

There’s always someone offering a cheaper path to glory.

I recently noticed a real opportunity.

Insight is buying at 7’499’999.00 isk!

Sources say they sent too many mails.

I wonder what this antiganker is salty about?

That’s right.

That’s right!

Straight As

Listening to: High All Day

Oh hey, I’m back from midterms.

I’m just a cute coed.

I’m definitely not an archvillain.

If you play like me, maybe you can be like me.

Today, I’ll be discussing how to sell a mining permit.

Let’s do one now.

Step 2: Sales

Just say yes, and take the isk.

In EvE Online, players pay money to advertise Aiko Danuja.

This is recommended best practice.

I’m running a serious space business.

That’s another tip of the hat to High Princess Aiko Danuja.

I’m simply the best.

That’s right.

That’s right!

EvE Online is such a cruel game.

That doesn’t mean I need to be a baddie.

You can join me for a fun time!

Dreaming About Aiko

Hey there.

Are you looking for love in EvE Online?

Many are in love with Kim Yo Aiko.

That’s right.

Thank you Comrade.

I’m definitely the main character.

That’s right.

I can’t wait.

I wonder what else he thinks about?

I wonder who else he thinks about?

Fortunately, I’m the most special.

That’s right.

o7 capsuleers!

To be continued…

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 59

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

Fly Fearless alliance was feeling the fear.

As Juneteenth concludes, we now resume our narrative.

Envoy Arby was (and is) official CODE. Fly Fearless leadership.

Gai found his own leadership challenged.

Every policy was up for review.

Meanwhile, Envoy began to form his own fleets.

He even offered full SRP.

Other newbro mentors also organized content.

Deputy Director Arby was always eager to help.

Everybody was impressed.

Your raffle number is 44.

To be continued…