PLOT SUMMARY: Our anti-hero, Erotica 1, permabanned from EvE Online, wipes the sweat from his brow. “Eureka!”, he exclaims whilst committing securities fraud, selling fake cryptocurrency NFTs in order to purchase CCP and unban himself. This would prove to the courts, that Erotica 1 is a successful businessman. Along the way, he planned to make a trillion isk, through a legitimate galactic bank.
As an initial first step, he exploited his own IRL infant daughter, and tried to recruit a few EvE players.
His ‘friends’ were concerned.
Surprisingly, the scam worked.
Erotica (aka Justin) sold an NFT buy-in to his first mark, rounding $5000 up to $30000, with the expectation of future profits.
This is a story of sex, crypto, federal law, and crazy.
Woah… who was that girl? She seems to show up in every bonus room, like some kind of grieferette!
Anyways, utilizing my encrypted Signalbase NFT cryptoforum for Solana (which is going to the moon), Erotica’s mentor George had his assistant reach out for a friendly reunion.
After he was permabanned, Erotica had a problem.
His EvE Online activities did not look good in court.
As CEO of NFT Corporation, Erotica insisted upon doxxing himself, claiming the EvE community would defend his good reputation and high ethical standards. In fact, NFT Corporation never existed, but eventually he formed a legal illegal lawfully regulated corporation.
He also created a blog several blogs.
Exploiting international tragedy became the primary focus of his new business, capitalizing upon the NFT cryptobubble.
Just go ahead and open your inventory, select all your assets, and contract those to me. Ok?
Ok. What, wait? What am I doing? Why? Fuck you.
Here is an authentic customer testimonial:
I agree wholeheartedly that the “bonus room” is just what Jester described: A torture chamber. I had the “pleasure” of becoming a bonus room contestant earlier this week, and it’s just as bad as it sounds. I had just come into some PLEX as a gift and had ISK to burn, so I – foolishly – decided to try out Erotica 1’s “ISK Doubling Service.” To my amazement, I actually “won” and my ISK was doubled. I double checked his rules, and tried to submit more ISK. This time, though, I was told that I had won a bonus room, and I had a chance to earn even more ISK by demonstrating my faith. I wasn’t really interested, but I had no other chance to get the ISK that I had put in back. I got into the bonus room, and after a bit of discussion, I was promised that I would get five times my investment if I showed complete faith. I didn’t want to, but I felt so trapped, and the people in the room were very convincing. I finally began transferring all of my assets – about 5 billion ISK worth – to the members in the room. After they had all of my assets, they told me that I needed to complete a few additional tasks. Once again, I didn’t want to, but I felt like I had no choice, since they had all my assets. I had no idea what to do. They made me read some poetry and sections from various websites.
Erotica decided to try this in real life.
Step 1: He needed to create blogs.
During this step, he exploited his IRL infant’s name.
He also joined OnlyFans.
This became increasingly awkward.
Step 2: His ‘daughter’ began playing EvE Online.
Potential investors were confused.
Erotica was inspired by the inventor of ethical isk doubling.
Basically, Sokhar was a lucky winner, invited to Erotica 1’s sexualized ingame glory hole. After several hours of hard study, whilst reading a Wikipedia history of Saint Olga, Our Lady of Kiev, Sokhar became flustered. He began to feel agitated, and this triggered his wife. Someone, let’s call them Justin, might have made an unsympathetic comment about panic attacks. When that didn’t go over well, and Sokhar’s wife saw that he loved EvE Online more than her, the result was nothing less than a literal meltdown. It’s hard to listen to the Sokhar recording, which is why it has been lost to history, but you can’t help but feel bad for this poor woman, who clearly didn’t enjoy EvE.
There’s a lot that could be said, and has been said. An interesting twist is that Sokhar himself insisted no harm was done. However, CSM member Jester the Pleb led a whiteknight crusade for space justice, denouncing Erotica 1 as a predator. He saw Erotica not merely as a video game scammer, but as a real life monster. Ultimately, CCP sided with Sokhar’s wife, and perhaps that was best. However, the truth is less complicated. Erotica is not a griefer. He just wants sex (and money).
I am not writing this as Aiko Danuja, a character in a video game. I am writing as [REDACTED], a polite lady from the SOUTH SIDE, a young up and comer from the block. One day, this strange man I didn’t know, begged me to marry him. He also happened to be Erotica 1.
Although I am a successful journalist in EvE Online, I am also doing well in this world. Sometimes, I just want to focus on real life. Indeed, it is lawful for me to discuss my ex, and his convoluted plans to fuck me (and get rich). So this is about my IRL relationship with Erotica 1.
Erotica made a deliberate decision to repeatedly and proudly reveal his identity to the world, with multiple posts across multiple platforms, all intended to attract attention to himself. I cannot respect Erotica’s decision to dox himself, but I will certainly respect his awe inspiring and truly boundless ambition.
He proposed to me, and I accepted (of course). This makes Erotica my real-life ex-fiancé. So please don’t begrudge me if I affectionately refer to him as Justin, because that’s his name, which he so clearly indicated he wanted to be known by. Of course, I’ll do his family the favor of not acknowledging the full name, which places me in full compliance with NATO privacy laws. So ya, we got engaged…
This is a story about a man, a woman, and the fate of the galaxy (in real life). She played EvE Online, and he was permanently banned (for sex crimes in outer space). However, what if he came back?
Along the way, I was guided by George, the CODE. executor who originally taught Erotica how to isk double.
Justin decided to make a blog four blogs. That was in itself problematic, as he claimed to be using the irl name of his infant child.
This would not end well.
On his blogs, Erotica openly came out as a man, who enjoys sex. Furthermore, he vowed to save the Ukraine, as champion of Kiev. Meanwhile, he became CEO of NFT Corporation.
At every opportunity, he gleefully doxxed himself.
Erotica’s ‘daughter’ intended to change the world.
Ozran Heti Jaynara > sargon already took 750 from me Aiko Danuja > i am not sargon Ozran Heti Jaynara > isk after completetion Aiko Danuja > Payment due in advance. Ozran Heti Jaynara > not agian cant fool me twice
Challenge accepted!
Aiko Danuja > As I said Aiko Danuja > Payment due in advance. Ozran Heti Jaynara > well aparently when payed in advance things dont get completed Aiko Danuja > This is not a debate. If you want me to do something, you need to pay. Complaining about someone else doesn’t convince me of anything. Ozran Heti Jaynara > ok well dont think we are going to get an agreement the penuts are a matter of principle Aiko Danuja > On principle, I do not work for free.
We reached an impasse.
Ozran Heti Jaynara > he will rage you will love it and you will be praised and payed Aiko Danuja > I’ve heard that before. Ozran Heti Jaynara > u know u want to Aiko Danuja > I don’t know that. Ozran Heti Jaynara > yes you do i gave 750 to sargon as a taste Aiko Danuja > I am not Sargon. Ozran Heti Jaynara > i tottally believe you
Fortunately, Ozran found faith.
Ozran Heti Jaynara > he just was in a troll mood he blocked and will not complete contract Aiko Danuja > That’s your problem. I am not doing it for free. Aiko Danuja > Why would I believe you? Ozran Heti Jaynara > because i love you Ozran Heti Jaynara > of coarse 🙂 Aiko Danuja > If you love me so much, you’ll pay.
Checkmate!
Ozran Heti Jaynara > i can wait but will this be done today i like to watch 🙂 Ozran Heti Jaynara > hes still out mineing on moon Ozran Heti Jaynara > just send mail when complete Ozran Heti Jaynara > o/
