haha u wish
lol u guys
hey?
i know…
im the most beautiful woman in the galaxy
eyeroll
Aiko Danuja Hose
Category: Sex
Perfect
Great!
Andee got harassed in Highsec.
So he blamed the Gods.
I helped him calm down.
In fact, I’m perfect.
Nice!
Valentines
Not all miners are IRL crybabies.
Some miners even get it.
Barnso was happy to meet a real-life Princess.
He likes the Why Was I Ganked? channel.
Barnso just wants to relax.
I know how to make men happy.
Barnso enjoyed his time with me.
Send isk, and help me build a SAFE space!
I don’t mind.
Barnso even wrote a poem!
What a good boy!
Cheers!
That’s right!
Gank ****
Silent Li got *****.
His words, not mine.
An entire galaxy of ****.
Sella urged Silent to press charges.
It was a real crime.
Silent vowed to do nothing.
He would remain a victim.
That’s a mistranslation.
His words, not mine.
A Brief History of CODE.
The once mighty CODE. alliance had terminal autism.
Literally, autism.
NOL Director Super Perforator was unwell.
Super declared war on Aiko!
He roleplayed “victory”.
Victorious gankers should stop ganking. Right?
Super Perfie had no time for gankers.
Perfie preferred antigankers.
However, a princess cannot abide antigankers…
So Super Perforator ban/muted all the gankers.
Perfie was seduced by antiganker “agent” Knowledgeminer
Fortunately, Aiko has powerful friends in Highsec.
Knowledgeminer was arrested!
However, Super Perforator continued to harbor antigankers.
Meanwhile, Perfie autistically denied the death of James 315.
Inevitably, The Conference Elite denounced New Order Logistics.
Everyone said NOL is trash.
So TCE decided to form a new alliance, without NOL.
Stay tuned for a brief history of the CODE. alliance.
To be continued…
Bee well.
Still Going
I just keep going.
Aiko Danuja is the future of EvE Online.
I know what miners need.
I’m here to help.
Remember, you must pay to play.
I’ll do whatever it takes.
You need a friend, and I need money.
Cheers!
xaxaxa)
The Battle of Brap
Hello!
I’ve been traipsing through space.
Recently, I found myself in Brapelille.
EvE University sent their best bounty hunter to track me down.
It was a massacre.
Local miners weren’t sure what was happening.
Newbro Kha’ll barely survived.
However, he saw a business opportunity.
Catalyst salvaging is profitable!
Meanwhile, miners kept dying, one by one.
Kha’ll wasn’t even upset.
He just won’t forget.
Kha’ll found his lifelong space nemesis.
It was his first PvP experience.
He doesn’t care at all.
He’s gonna put a 145 on me.
Kha’ll is a real man.
He told me off.
Now I’ve got a real bounty.
Meanwhile, other miners noticed something amiss.
Raja Ovaert scrambled to salvage additional wrecks.
However, Charles Sheldon was mystified.
He was an EvE veteran, but had never seen anything like this.
Major Miner Sheldon soon joined the other wrecks.
Eventually, antiganking reinforcements arrived.
It was a bad day for the miners of Brapelille.
Sometimes, you just need to dock up.
There’s no shame in being afraid.
Thanks for the free advertising!
Another Post
Another dead miner, and another great video.
GalactusGalactuss also released a music video.
Unfortunately, Galactus is being salty again.
He left my Discord in a huff.
Why do some people have to be cringy, always?
Meanwhile, gankbear MacGybo also made a video.
The video is incredibly boring.
Ganking for isk/hr is newbro friendly.
MacGybo prides himself on “profit” – legitimate gameplay.
However, miner permit roleplay is TOXIC.
Ethical gankers only kill newbros who lag out in Jita.
Hold on. I gotta say, like, wow. Before I ever even heard of EvE Online, before I ever started playing the game, this guy was camping the Jita undock and taking advantage of new players.
I never took 29 billion isk from a one day old character. However, MacGybo has the hypocritical audacity to claim that I am the griefer. You can debate whether I’ve driven a new player to quit, but you can be absolutely certain MacGybo has. That’s a fact.
We now return to ongoing Hateless drama.
In his own discord, Hateless is on the defensive.
Hateless has been struggling to gain sympathy.
Adrian Vexier made a compelling defense.
What will happen next?
Will Hateless get revenge on the space bully griefer guild?
Pandemic Pallies
PAPI had a rough night.
Meanwhile, Aikowatchers noticed something unusual.
Opportunity knocked, and Kelgoroth seized the opportunity of a lifetime.
He thanked everyone who helped achieve his goal.
Miners will do anything for me.
I’ve got perky social skills.
When you fleet with Aiko, magic happens.
What could possibly go wrong?
I even won a free Paladin!
Don’t be shy!
CCP might ban me, but they’ll never ban the memories.
Neospace
If you are a preteen princess from the 90s, then you love Neopets.
Neopets are like furries, but for children.
I wonder how that upgrade went?
With their identities stolen, escaped neopets fled to outer space.
You can hang out with 36.5 billion baseliner civilian catgirls!
Unfortunately, they don’t like Highsec gankers.
The Neopian Federation is a carebear consortium.
Ajna was weak, but she wanted to be strong.
She did some research, and realized I only have 3 friends.
I guess numbers are important after all?
So she started bullying me.
This was one uppity miner.
James 315 was always afraid of duels, always!
Fortunately, I’m actually capable of undocking.
We met at the sun, where it is always high noon.
An HONORIBEL 1v1 duel.
