Category: Sex

Vacation in Piekura

Listening to: Permit Denied

Hey there.

That’s right.

Miners notice me.

Are you cool like me?

I’m a real space celebrity.

They sure love to chat.

You can learn a lot from carebears.

Some miners are crybabies.

I hope they get bulled on.

One day, the miners started fighting.

They hate each other.

Fortunately, I was there to help.

EvE Online is a no bully zone.

Cheerzah brav!

=BONUS CONTENT=

Krig’s Korner, Episode 22

Krig’s Korner, Episode 21

Yup.

I am living the dream.

I sure meet a lot of miners!

They are crybaby losers.

Oh look, another one…

Her boyfriend/simp/husband/alts were hysterical.

Some miners are noisy.

EvE Online is no place for children.

What will they say next?

There’s a lot to unpack here…

Actually, Aiko is pretty cool.

I bet she’s got a honeable muffler for every onne to use.

G’dayum grr.

Rookie Salt

Why kill corvettes?

I gank for fun, not isk.

If you don’t like it, whatever.

We are here for entertainment.

The true measure of a kill is the salt.

Any gankbear can get yet another killmail.

I’ve got tens of thousands (more than you).

So no, I’m not sorry.

Some people will never understand.

It’s not about isk (or slot plug count).

It’s about actual FUN in EvE Online.

I’m a real gankerette.

Unfortunately, some people are never happy.

They literally sit there for hours.

That drives them crazy.

What will happen next?

Actually, maybe I should make a website?

This sounds like content!

Oh wait, there’s more?

That’s right.

That’s right!

That’s right…

Until next time…

Welcome back!

To be continued?

Oh look, this miner did a cloak trick…

That’s incredible.

Anyways…

That’s why we gank miners.