Space Law – ‎James 315 Space

My Name is Aiko Danuja

Welcome to my blog.

Happy New Day to You!

That’s right.

New players are mystified by the new New Order.

If you read my blog, it’s pretty clear what we believe.

Even antigankers acknowledge my titles.

Click the link if you don’t believe me.

Weird, but true – welcome to EvE Online.

A double princess, of both ganking and antiganking.

Read my blog, and I’ll tell you what’s up.

If you don’t know who I am, I definitely explain myself.

In EvE Online, I run a serious space business.

Yes, it’s profitable.

You are advised to invest in me.

Many say that I am their heroin.

They call me the jackal wasp.

That’s right.

That’s right!

Toxic Aiko Danuja

EvE Online is full of danger, mystery, and intrigue.

Some say that I’m superduper MEGA toxic.

What do you think?

I don’t think I’m that bad!

Here is what my mom said about all this.

She sounds like a carebear!

In a game like this, I’m a killer angel.

I’m a real good girl.

I’m just good at what I do!

Every miner deserves my attention.

Everybody else is watching.

o7 capsuleers!

Best of the Best

Welcome back!

A lot of people notice me.

They also notice my alliance.

We all know what’s coming.

So the miners prepare for judgment.

They discuss the eternal fate of sinners.

They cry endlessly in local.

Some carebears have a lot to say.

I definitely care, bro!

Honestly, some of the advice is pretty good.

In every language, my response is always the same.

I’m here to have el funo.

I’m sure God will forgive me.

Oh well!

I’m clearly the best.

Better than all the rest!

Christmas Trash

The holidays sure are rough.

What did you do this year?

Here’s what happened to me:

PLOT TWIST: I didn’t see that coming!

What a holiday (haha LOL LMAO xD)))).

Some people seem to think I’m dumb.

Others just don’t like me.

I guess everyone is going through changes.

At least now I know what I am.

Ringdinglingadingalingringdingding.

Hey, what’s that sound?

This Christmas, try to appreciate your friends.

Dingdingdingalingringdongding.

Don’t run away and leave them all alone!

Did I do something wrong?

It’s a real mystery.

Am I untrustworthy?

I try my best!

Here is the sad truth…

Well, I’m sure everything will be just fine.

I’d wish you well, but…

Thanks for those real memories!

Another Happy Holiday

Merry Christmas, I guess.

This year, I’m ganking.

Meanwhile, another year has gone by.

A lot happened, apparently.

Some people went too far.

A few made life altering decisions.

Did you make any BIG mistakes?

Let’s remember those we loved and lost.

I’m super duper MEGA BIG SAD.

Maybe next year will be better.

Or maybe not?

It’s whatever.

Perhaps, I’ll do something else?

It could happen tonight.

Either way, I’ll always be the best.

So you might hear from me again…

…but I wouldn’t expect forgiveness.

There are limits to what I can tolerate.

You know what I mean?

My sentiments exactly.

Well, you know what I will be doing.

That’s right LOL LOL.

Aiko IS the Danger, Part 2

Absolute Order Absolute Honor (AH) was outraged.

Orion Crabs > Fuck the law
Aiko Danuja > so you admit to being a criminal
Orion Crabs > Getting revenge

Their G-Team tried to abduct High Princess Aiko.

Bigus Dingus DOI > the queen herself in local

Orion Crabs > We can be here all day
Aiko Danuja > why are u doing this
Orion Crabs > To teach u to not be a pussy

They sent a war flotilla to my undock.

Aiko Danuja > Sargon Of Amerish help
Aiko Danuja > this guy griefing me into a station
Sargon Of Amerish > Orion Crabs you shouldnt be mean to the aiko bad things happen to those who are mean to the aiko
Aiko Danuja > he brought the entire AO standing fleet to poinen
Aiko Danuja > all 4 of them are here now
Aiko Danuja > well 3 of 4
Orion Crabs > yall really shut up

I was mega big scared.

Orion Crabs > Jumping someone when theyre vulnerable isnt a fight
Aiko Danuja > this guy griefing me into a station
Aiko Danuja > they are camping me in
qonedone > lol says who Aiko Danuja lets play ball u owe me some isk to so i can u it to buy you corage

These guys are noobs!

Aiko Danuja > im mega permabubbled in Poinen IV – Moon 6 – Expert Distribution Retail Center
Ananda Alasdair > Aiko Danuja I spent 30 mins listening to your bullshit and the bullshit of your friends. IM gooD!
Sargon Of Amerish > you shouldnt be mean to the aiko bad things happen to those who are mean to the aiko
qonedone > dam wimps comeout and meat your daddy
Orion Crabs > I’d like to see these bad things

They are slow learners.

Bigus Dingus DOI > no way im undocking lmao

What happened to their battleship?

Absolute Order was impressed.

Ain’t that the truth?

They had all kinds of questions for the Heroin of Highsec.

Just then, they gave me a new nickname.

I legit earned that title, fair and square.

I’ve got a lot of titles.

I am the Alpha Wolf Queen Bee of Highsec.

I even got a formal battlefield apology.

There was one final request.

Aiko Danuja IS the Danger

Listening to: Absolute Truth Nuke

That’s right.

Absolute ~~Order Honor Glory~~ Plebsquad fails again (and again).

That’s right!

Double Commissar Centurion Smith has a lot to say.

So do his fellow AH fanboys.

I didn’t see that coming.

Consider me blindsided.

They are a queer lot.

These guys are intense!

Orion is was a 7th class subminer.

So I offered a little help.

He defected, but mrlee wants the miner back…

They sent their G-team to hunt me down.

Suddenly, AIKO…

This time, they learnt a lesson.

That’s right!

To be continued…

Mining Permits Are Official

Listening to: joanna

I’ve sold more mining permits than anyone in EvE Online.

It’s a serious space business.

Finally, my mining permits are official EvE lore!

Well, consider me flattered indeed (thank you all).

I’ve been official for a long time.

That’s right.

Consider this debate officially resolved!

I’m an official New Order official!

Now, let’s see how an OFFICIAL mining permit works.

First, a miner must wake up.

They are generally disoriented.

Next, the miner needs to pay.

Lars Mabata > Hi 🙂 where fetching coffee..
Aiko Danuja > you owe 100 million
Lars Mabata > it is Christmas
Lars Mabata > why do i owe 100 mil?
Aiko Danuja > for kill Stratios
Lars Mabata > i never killed a stratios
Lars Mabata > it was my stratios you killed
Aiko Danuja > yes

They often have such questions.

Aiko Danuja > but once you register i can return your stratios
Lars Mabata > what registration?
Aiko Danuja > for friend-or-foe identification
Lars Mabata > how can i show my registration when afk
Aiko Danuja > we register your name in a spreadsheet

The answers lead to more questions.

Some miners try to scam me.

Many are paranoid.

As you can see, it’s not a scam.

Like it or not, I’m a real-life ~~witch~~ content creator.

That is awesome.

I offer comprehensive coverage.

Afterward, he was all smiles)))

I wonder if he is happy?

We sure took care of him.

I even got some fan mail.

Those Belters must love me.

o7 capsuleers!

CASTOLE is COOL

What do you think?

They can’t help but admire us.

In EvE Online, newbros create content (unlike burnt out boomers).

Cool cat CASTOLE is living RENT FREE.

I bet CASTOLE is BIG MAD, isn’t that sound right?

CASTOLE is our 2025 New Player of the Year!

Who do you think has the right attitude?

We recently hosted the 25th Annual Bitterbear vs Newbro Tournament. If you are unfamiliar with the competition, perhaps because you are new to EvE Online, I will explain. We picked an older player, Hrothgar Nilsson (who has been playing for 14 years), and Hrothgar was paired against CASTOLE (who is a total beginner). Hrothy represented Novus Plebo, while CASTOLE represented the mighty Team Safety.