It’s been one of those days.
In Highsec, one thing is always certain.
Every miner must pay.
You can huff and bluff all you want.
Crazy talk won’t get you anywhere.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Miner Outbursts
Category: Space Law
Aiko Coming
I am Aiko, High Danuja of Danera.
That is what I do.
I’m the best.
There’s only one thing that can stop me.
Otherwise…
You’ll understand why they call me a real B.
That’s right.
Cuz, it be like that.
That’s right.
Ya’ll best stay real safe.
\o
Straight to Valhalla
Hey there.
It’s actually amazing.
My wannabe rivals are still not in the top 1000 (LOL).
Recently, I’m sporting a new look.
I’m looking BETTER THAN EVER.
Damn girl.
You love it.
Like a blushing boss B.
That’s right.
Everybody notices me!
Recently, I set a new record.
You can’t argue with success!
What does this mean for you and me?
Let me re-explain Valhalla.
Everyone who plays EvE Online goes to Valhalla.If you are amongst the thousand greatest, you are invited to party in my box. The next nine thousand, plebs like Suitonia, will be cast into darkness, gnashing their teeth in miserable anguish. Everyone else, anyone who ever made an account, will become a ravaging zombie. If you are fortunate enough to be in the top hundred thousand, you will be a fast zombie. Those loser lossers will tear each other apart, whilst we party in the Hall of the Thousand. However, what if you are in the top 100? Thence shalt ye feast at yon Long Table, with the greatest warriors in galactic history.
That’s right!
Arche Dies in Amarr
He wasn’t a happy miner.
What happened?
Illegal mining is not tolerated in sacred Amarr!
This ethic has been consistent for millennia.
All miners must be extirpated (this is your warning).
Silly bears always threaten revenge.
They also try to scam us.
Firsty of, if an ignoremus doesn’t leasrn, then he gets blowonged!
Will they ever obey the law?
Some people are just out of touch with reality.
That’s right… go in flames…
xD
PLOT TWIST: He let me kill him?
CHATGPT SAYS…
Indeed.
1800 Bad Names
Over the years, we have repeatedly encountered some of the more intriguing characters in EvE Online. We have thus met such engaging roleplay personalities as Sluthead Analrape Analdickhead, Hitlr Was Right, and the Burnt Jew. Since CCP recently asked me to compile a comprehensive list of such names, some of these may soon disappear, so let’s check them out before they are gone forever!
Sluthead Analrape Analdickhead
What a cutie!
Nathaniel ‘Nate’ Higger
She doesn’t look racist?
FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD N
What a nice nguy!
KuKluxKitten Umangiar
Meow!
ButtePirate Holocaust
Watch out for this one!
AdolfStalin
Nice mustache, Herr comrade!
thatcreepydude pedophilia
EvE Online is one hell of a game.
Chimpface Holocaust
A lot of incel racists enjoy EvE Online.
George CantBreathe Floyd
Some of these names are a little offensive…
Kill Yourself SrslyDoItNow
EvE Online is no place for young children!
Freddo The Pedo
Seriously…
MexicanKiller AntiNigro
ICE does a lot of recruiting in Jita.
Fingerbottom Von Auschwitz
I just reported 1800 carebear neo-Nazis to CCP!
It needed to be done.
White Power GasTheJews
Get fucked!
Please GasTheKikes
Here’s the full list of 1800 inappropriate names.
Gay Nigers H1tler3000
What a game!
Hazzik Speaks Up
I’m a plague on the galaxy.
Hazzik gets it.
He understands the deal.
Let’s hear him out.
That’s right.
He missed the New Year’s Sale?
I’m here to help.
A miner’s laugh is worth a thousand tears.
Don’t fly a pod you can’t afford to lose.
Hazzik was studying space biology (drugs).
Now he understands the game.
Welcome to EvE Online.
My Name is Aiko Danuja
Welcome to my blog.
Happy New Day to You!
That’s right.
New players are mystified by the new New Order.
It’s pretty clear what we believe.
Even antigankers acknowledge my titles.
Click the link if you don’t believe me.
Weird, but true – welcome to EvE Online.
A double princess, of both ganking and antiganking.
Read my blog, and I’ll tell you what’s up.
If you don’t know who I am, I definitely explain myself.
In EvE Online, I run a serious space business.
Yes, it’s profitable.
You are advised to invest in me.
Many say that I am their heroin.
They call me the jackal wasp.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Toxic Aiko Danuja
EvE Online is full of danger, mystery, and intrigue.
Some say that I’m superduper MEGA toxic.
What do you think?
I don’t think I’m that bad!
Here is what my mom said about all this.
She sounds like a carebear!
In a game like this, I’m a killer angel.
I’m a real good girl.
I’m just good at what I do!
Every miner deserves my attention.
Everybody else is watching.
o7 capsuleers!
Best of the Best
Welcome back!
A lot of people notice me.
They also notice my alliance.
We all know what’s coming.
So the miners prepare for judgment.
They discuss the eternal fate of sinners.
They cry endlessly in local.
Some carebears have a lot to say.
I definitely care, bro!
Honestly, some of the advice is pretty good.
In every language, my response is always the same.
I’m here to have el funo.
I’m sure God will forgive me.
Oh well!
I’m clearly the best.
Better than all the rest!
Christmas Trash
The holidays sure are rough.
What did you do this year?
Here’s what happened to me:
PLOT TWIST: I didn’t see that coming!
What a holiday (haha LOL LMAO xD)))).
Some people seem to think I’m dumb.
Others just don’t like me.
I guess everyone is going through changes.
At least now I know what I am.
Ringdinglingadingalingringdingding.
Hey, what’s that sound?
This Christmas, try to appreciate your friends.
Dingdingdingalingringdongding.
Don’t run away and leave them all alone!
Did I do something wrong?
It’s a real mystery.
Am I untrustworthy?
I try my best!
Here is the sad truth…
Well, I’m sure everything will be just fine.
I’d wish you well, but…
Thanks for those real memories!
