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He had a ship that could shoot back.
Meanwhile, another miner started to cry.
Shooting back just isn’t enough.
It was a good fight.
The miners backed each other up.
Not everyone can be me.
I’m kinda the best.
That’s right.
Oh look, I killed Dracula.
I also caught Captain Hook.
Cool.
Here’s another clam miner.
o7 capsuleers!
Watch out for the witch, Aiko Danuja!
That’s right.
Watching: Sovereign Citizen Moments
Here’s the TLDR:
R3aper992 is our star of the day.
What a miner.
Nice pod!
I know what miners want.
A few minutes later…
He’s a sovereign citizen!
That’s right.
He’s a free miner.
A stateless traveler.
I wonder what else he has to say?
Check this out!
Textbok sovvie.
He definitely knows Admiralty law!
If you don’t make a contract, they can’t arrest you.
I wonder if he believes in aliens?
Any last words?
Later that day…
We diagnosed him with a case of the crazies.
That’s right.
That’s right!
TRIGGER WARNING: EvE Online
I got a lot of EvEMail.
Some miners want to pimp me out at Fanfest.
They love to share their fantasies.
There’s more where that came from.
Other miners want to apologize.
Even apologetic miners need mining permits.
Woah! Calm down…
o7 capsuleers!
That’s right.
Listening to: Stay Dead
Welcome back.
I’m kinda famous now.
Aiko Danuja is officially the best ganker in EvE Online!
I also teach GPT and SEO optimization on my professional blog.
Wow, I sure do meet a lot of miners…
Oh look, here’s one now!
What will they think of next?
I’m sure they will come up with something.
That’s right.
Oh, I give it up.
That’s right!
Miner Mike recently learned a valuable lesson.
Don’t mine.
Don’t you dare.
If you do, you’ll get punished.
Some miners like that.
That’s right.
Listening to: Undock and Die
I’m gonna keep making AI music.
That means I’m a real content creator.
I’m doing very well, thank you.
That’s right.
I sure do enjoy EvE Online.
This is why we always shoot miners.
o7 capsuleers!
Listening to: No AI
That’s right.
A word to the wise…
In EvE Online, we do as I please.
We spread the Good News.
Everybody loves our positive attitude.
I’m just the cutest little thing.
What can I say?
At least we have a blog.
o7 capsuleers!
Welcome to the best EvE Online blog.
CCP’s best advertising is customer review.
What a sport!
That’s right.
That’s right!
In Halaima?
It’s not her first time.
Dakkonka is a repeat customer.
We know.
Ya know?
The other miners know what’s up.
There’s gotta be a better place to mine.
o7
