This is who antigankers want to protect?
They sure are dumb!
At least he supports me.
That’s right.
GF!
Category: Tears
More Fs!
Calm down miner!
Meanwhile, DevilReaperz lost an Orca.
So RollingThunder brought him a new one.
Cheers!
Mister McGibblets Cries More
Previously, Mister McGibblets died…
Woah, I don’t want to talk to a toxic miner…
However, he said something objectionable…
….autopilot???
I wanted him to stay safe.
Oh good, he isn’t mad!
Uh…
So his dogs are better at EvE than he is?
It’s the “woe is me, my kid is sick” scam.
After the trauma dump, I wanted a refund.
It’s that easy!
Even the dumbest miner can figure it out…
This is why antigankers will never win!
What do you think?
Will McGibblets get his Orca back?
Do I look like a girl who lies through a smile?
I’ve never seen a more honest face!
Mister McGibblets Cries Again
Mister McGibblets is known for hysterics.
What would happen if he lost an Orca?
Let’s find out!
This is the kind of person antigankers support.
Hawk was bullied by the toxic carebear.
Hawk tried to care.
However, the miner would not stop.
McGibblets claimed bankruptcy.
He shared a pitiful tale of woe.
Originally, he quit EvE Online.
After having a kid, and quitting his job, he came back.
Hawk ruined everything!
McGibblets continued the unsolicited manifesto.
He chose EvE over his own family.
However, does the family even exist?
With no response from Hawk, McGibblets invented a reply.
McGibblets then responded to ‘Hawk’.
It was a stirring monologue.
PvP, in a video game, is terrible to behold.
I didn’t want to get involved.
However, he changed my mind…
To be continued…
Ok miner
What a dumb miner.
He roleplays as a defense fleet.
I guess that’s a win?
Gf?
He’s a PvP ‘vet’.
Eyeroll.
I just had one question.
MINING GANDON
NEO is not the one.
What does it mean?
What was his fit?
What a miner!
Fortunately, someone hid the cargo.
Good fight miner!
Will NEO get his big revenge?
A 20 million isk (15 cent) bounty… wow!
Tapestry of Tears, RELOADED
The legacy of James 315 lives on.
In times of change, the fit will adapt.
Reload the Tapestry of Tears and see for yourself!
Don’t forget the sequels.
Don’t forget the prequels.
That’s right.
That’s right!
***BONUS CONTENT***
Cheers!
Slim Miner
Krig Povelli put Slim on a diet.
However, Slim wasn’t happy.
Oh no!
Would Slim ever gain access to the conyainer?
Would Slim ever see his precious ore again?
What do you think happened next?
Scroll down to find out!
Are you ready?
Did you guess correctly?
ReeeeEEeee.
Slim tried to steal Krig’s ore!
Another happy ending.
pls
Let’s see what Ante DeRae said.
Tale of Woe
Kalique Lennelluc began crying.
Where did his spaceship go?
Remember: real life friends don’t steal your toys!
With no friends, Kalique lamented in game.
Krig Povelli urged the miner to get a life.
Kalique had more to say.
In fact, he had life lessons to teach.
One parable was particularly poignant.
Sad!
BONUS CONTENT
Krig’s mom doesn’t like whiny babies.
