sgtchrispy was caught cheating in EvE Online.
He was botting…
Sergeant sgtchrispy is a hardened veteran criminal.
It was all a scam!
EvE is one tricky game…
Category: Tears
Relaxing Aslan
CCP buffed Mackinaws…
So Wizard AslanMiner doesn’t need fittings.
Like an adult, he accepted personal responsibility.
He is a well adjusted (and mostly peacefull) young man.
He wasn’t some crybaby, sputtering excuses and vague threats.
Wizard saw a silver lining, and an opportunity for PROFIT.
He was reasonable, and eager to cooperate.
Wizard urged me to rethink my life choices.
Like all miners, he is a miner.
Mining is relaxing!
Station Report: Osmon
Cheers!
Dest Royer got Destroyed
Every miner has a background story.
Dest Royer came from a rough neighborhood.
He needed to express his feelings.
Sometimes, therapists need therapy.
With a name like Dest Royer…
…you know he is a mining machine.
Why else would loosers bully him?
The conversation became increasingly academic.
Finally, James Aiko asked the BIG question.
Dest is one mad therapist.
He is a trained psychoassassin.
Dest Royer took careful notes.
It was a revealing conversation.
The Miners of Misneden
One rainy day, Alt 00 discovered a miner’s nest.
Oddly enough, these miners felt invincible.
Inspired by the Saviourette, Alt began exterminating them.
However, the miners were suspicious.
Emille Droffer wanted answers.
He considered placing a bounty, but who can kill a ganker?
Could Alt kill Alt?
Emille begged Alt to die.
Would Alt accept the challenge?
Of course.
However, Emille refused to pay.
It was a scam!
To be continued…
Quitting EVE (GOODBYE)
Dreygir Tivianne lost a Hulk.
She cried, but other bots were unsympathetic.
if(permit==false){ganked=true;}
if(ganked==true){quit();}
Bye!
See ya!
*wave*
jippii
Nobody killed dark xavior.
We just asked him to register as a licensed miner.
He declined our offer.
He knows we are suicide gankers.
This is what we do.
xavior seems like a nice enough fellow.
Someday, I will travel the world.
Perhaps, I will meet xav in real life?
Apparently, he is a Viking.
Neat!
Model Miner
By all accounts, zak echo was a model miner.
He was a supreme officer of Absolute Order, aka Harmony Order.
Unfortunately, zak did not pass his annual Safety inspection.
Various agents tried to reason with the mad miner.
Someone really botched up.
However, zak wasn’t done expressing his feelings.
He blamed Princess Aiko for his loss.
He made his case, again and again.
Perhaps Aiko would surrender to his manly demands?
It was starting to get real, up in here.
Enough was enough, zak just needed to comply.
However, he had a counteroffer.
He is one scary miner.
Fortunately, zak is quite calm.
He just hates EvE Online.
Krig’s Korner
Guest posts can be purchased for 1 billion isk.
***
Hi. It’s me, Krig Povelli.
I paid a billion isk to show my drawing of Princess Aiko.
That chick be fine, and I’m a bird law expert!
Acomanii Shull recently noticed something about me…
I love orcas.
Uh oh…
I’m here to help!
However, help isn’t free.
His last words were pitiful.
Nobody likes a poor.
Do you think he appreciated my help?
This is the thanks I get.
To be continued…
Where’s the Beef?
Antigankers are kinda stupid.
They enjoy shooting empty pods, and never understand that multiboxers find it helpful. Nobody wants to repetitively click the dock button. It’s quite a convenience to be teleported back home!
Haha, now that is some elite PvP in EvE Online!
PROTIP: Stay safe, and let CONCORD handle the griefers!
Even the best antigankers wonder… is it worth it?
Javencraft44Ace just wants to mine in Highsec.
He begged for peace.
Javen bent the knee, in abject submission.
There was only one problem.
We don’t negotiate with miners.
No matter how incompetent you are…
…you will regret shooting empty pods.
You will gnash your teeth in vain.
That’s right.
You might not like me…
…but I’m here to stay.
I’m invincible!
