People notice me.
ACHTUNG AIKO!
Everybody is happy to see me.
Some miners read my bio.
I always welcome input.
Many tell me their story.
I can’t save them all.
I guess I’m the best.
That’s right!
o7
#reported
Category: Tears
Thuggee Life
In his house, I play an important role.
Miners just need to calm down.
That’s right.
This is where the story gets complicated.
What for?
Omg, I bet she’s super hot.
At least someone enjoys EvE Online.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Yria is Syria, Part 5
Listening to: Silent Justice
Silent Company wanted to make a deal.
Maybe I can just kill them all?
We started with bumps in the night.
Challenge accepted.
Silent Company didn’t like the medicine.
Georgia began to feel bad for them.
So we let them enjoy some free mining.
Mining foreman The L0adi3 offered 100 million a week.
The bribe was firmly rejected.
Mining time was over.
Will Silent Company ever mine our moons again?
To be continued…
Dumb Witch
Men say the darnedest things.
We all enjoy this game.
Bad boys go on and on.
This is my destiny.
Some men are straight to it.
Others linger awhile.
Where did he go?
A real mystery.
I wonder if he moved next door?
Honestly, miners seem confused.
BRich, this is not a negotiation.
Richard Cranium III > wat whay
What a game.
o7 capsuleers!
KillJoy Cries Again
Listening to: Come at Me Bro
Previously, we met a real killjoy.
I can always spot a not calm miner.
He had more to say.
He soon obtained a space attorney, BooBoo TheFoo.
Would he listen to BooBoo?
The client was most unwell.
Perhaps, it was time to resign.
So our killjoy vowed to quit.
That will teach us.
Before leaving, he admitted to mining.
He also cast a spell of immortality upon me.
I’ll see you all in eighty thousand years!
Triangle Invader
I’ve started ganking triangleers.
It’s great sport.
Another happy camper.
I’m glad I was there.
Plot Twist: I moved to your home system.
That’s right.
Meet a Miner
Oh look, a miner.
They ask a lot of questions.
Yep!
Another miner gone forever.
Fortunately, they are easily replaced.
It’s like he never left.
That’s right.
Quitting EvE Online
o7 to all the quitbears!
ugle banter
Welcome to my space blog.
Miners say a lot of strange things.
It’s nice to have friends.
These boomers lack social skills.
They are bads.
They are also thirsty.
Sometimes, they get very excited.
They love to chat.
I can’t wait to kill them again.
What an actual pleb.
That’s right.
xD Ur Dumb
Nobody likes griefers.
Also, nobody likes carebears.
Some await the mining messiah.
Others speak of the ganking Jezebel.
I know what minors miners say about me.
Do they know what I say of them?
Miners are dumb.
Like really dumb.
Really really dumb.
