Get rich quick.
Maybe have fun?
Everybody is welcome!
EvE Online is new player friendly.
That’s right.
Big Bounty
Category: Victory
Miner Thoughts
Hey there.
Carebears always want to chat.
They have some interesting ideas.
What will the miners think of next?
Wow!
Is that right?
Really?
Safety CODE. is doing great.
What’s our secret?
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers!
Go Hard
Listening to: Gank Hard
Hey there.
Safety is a “herd of morons”.
Isn’t that right?
It’s a common question.
Honestly, we are having fun.
Miners sure have a lot to say.
They don’t like gankers.
We don’t like them either.
The solution is obvious.
That’s right.
That’s right!
That’s right!!!
Get some.
EvE Online is not an easy game.
We love to help.
CCP needs the money.
Valar morghulis.
That just how it be.
All miners must die.
o7 capsuleer!
Quitting EvE Online
Game over.
Miners are content.
Their ships live in memoriam.
At least they went down fighting.
Unfortunately, carebears are bads.
I think they are all quitter crybabies.
They don’t even enjoy mining.
Done and dusted.
o7 capsuleer!
Zzz
Miners love to mine.
That’s why they are always AFK.
I’m so glad they mine with Safety.
We are always watching (and don’t tell anyone).
We keep the peace.
That’s right)
Check out this shrinking ship value.
o7 capsuleers!
Badlife
Hey there.
I’ve heard what they say.
Miners have a lot to learn.
In EvE Online, someone is always after your goat.
Everybody needs a mining permit.
What do you think?
Cheerzah brav.
Carebear PvP
Miners don’t like PvP.
It’s a distraction.
They dare us to show them what’s up.
They want us to do it.
Anyways…
Cheerzah brav.
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #252
I love to help.
Oh boy.
What a game.
This guy spent days bumping only the most obvious Safety. Orcas, and yet nobody knows who we are? In fact, we are nothing like the old CODE, we just act like the exact same people.
“I run a… mining corp aimed at new players… whose entire existence supports MY efforts…”
I never read all my mail.
Some miners are desperate.
They sure do write a lot.
Yes, they are from me…
That’s right.
“Don’t be the last man standing in that dying, anti-ganking alliance full of egotists obsessed with power and control, who hated James and hate the Code. Those 4 anti-gankers who form the rotten core of Safety. People are going to assume you approve and support these people and their actions…”
Miners are positively mental.
$100 gets you $1’000’000’000 – easy instant winnings.
Cheerzah brav!
“Dude, thank you very much for what you do! I went to WWIG, saw these tears because of the destroyed Venture, and my mood immediately became better.“
Rookie Help
TRIGGER WARNING: EvE ONLINE
I like to play a game.
I answer noob questions, faster than the carebears.
I’m good at this.
That’s right.
I like to have fun.
I’m a pillar of the community.
That’s right.
New players love to cry and beg for help.
I set them straight.
Ylewen > Don’t get mad, go farm vespar !
One day, I met Ylewen.
Ylewen > yeah, so ppl multiboxing with like 20 accounts, he waited me outside my filament T3 (i was in a Safe spot in Muvolailen) wtf, i just lost 600M gg
That same day, he died.
Duke Governor Konna > Ylewen ouch
Aiko Danuja > the things we have to do 🙁
ISD Bird > Ylewen Yeah, that is called getting “ganked”
Gia Domni Cassini > Ylewen thats a thing
NitRam2205 > Ylewen get a good
Ylewen > they was like
Ylewen > 20
They was like 20.
That’s right.
Ivory Harcourt > Ylewen this is a PVP game
Ylewen > I do not call that “PVP”
Ylewen > ppl are cirnge
Ylewen > fk of
Ylewen > I do not call that “PVP”
Ylewen > 1v20
ISD Bird > pvp could also mean “player vs people”
Tahoora Tsour Niam > Aiko Danuja o7
New players struggle to accept reality.
Callie Khornate > Ylewen You chose to fly what you couldn’t afford
Gia Domni Cassini > Ylewen multiboxing is allowed.
ISD Bird > Ylewen That is called being ganked
Ylewen > its shouldnt be allowed
Avelmarle Shouna > people don’t need your consent to kill you
ISD Bird > EVE Forums: Player Feedback & New Features if you have a suggestion make it here
Sara Seraph > become a ganker yourself
Corporal Fillip > Aiko Danuja hey, Aiko
I love to help.
Aurie Aurgnet > Aiko Danuja give some advice for the newbies.
Aiko Danuja > i recommend new players try pvp instead of mining
Ylewen > All liars
Disgusted, Ylewen filed a complaint.
What do you think he said?
He sure had some interesting ideas.
Now it’s up to 30 accounts!
Did you think Ylewen is an innocent new player?
Doubt!
