Category: Victory

Once a year, I check out the killboards, to determine the best alliance in EvE Online. Every isk destroyed is a vote for the future of Highsec! I was once a staunch supporter of James 315, but I quit voting for him because I am a much better leader. Over the years, many have agreed with this assessment, and they are voting for me again and again. I thank everyone for your generous endorsement of me, Aiko Danuja.

Below, you will find a graph of isk destroyed. Since each alliance started on different dates, I adjusted this to give each alliance the same starting point. For example, Novus Plebbo started six months before me, shamelessly establishing themselves the very same day James 315 quit blogging. In contrast, the people in my alliance continued to support James, respectfully adding to his killboard for six months, even though that gave us a handicap when compared against pretenders.

By adjusting for varying start dates, we can compare progress over time, recognizing that the mighty Safety. alliance has fully and consistently eclipsed even the once mighty CODE. alliance. I have obviously done much better than James, because I actually undock and do things. Meanwhile, the people in my alliance are the very same people who were in the CODE. alliance, whereas our ‘rivals’ are merely stale imitators. The CODE. always wins, especially when it’s called Safety!

Pink represents my alliance. Run by yours truly, High Princess Aiko Danuja, my Safety alliance proudly continues the sacred work of James 315, and we are naturally inspired by the individual (me) whom James blogged about more than anyone else. He always loved his classy little princess, and we can see why he selected me as his official successor. Since my alliance has way more fun, we are more motivated than wannabe ‘rivals’, and our score stays well atop the others.

Black represents Blackflag. This alliance is dedicated to harassing new players who don’t know what a wardec is. They are run by mrlee, who employs them as his goonsquad. Since members of Blackflag have no self-respect, they ally themselves with the Absolute Order alliance (known for neo-Nazi affiliations), seeking to force all of Highsec into an oppressive caste system. The salty Blackflag alliance is terrified of lossmails, and that is why I dunked their Vargur, because carebear fear prevents them from taking the risks necessary for success.

Blue represents Novus Plebbo. Run by Hrothgar Nilsson (not a ganker), Hrothgarites are gankbears from the icebelts of Abudban, Finanar, and Silen. Many years ago, failed gankers interbred with miners, creating halfbreeds. Although such miners gank, their aversion to social interaction is not what the New Order was ever about. They are more likely to block you, than gank you! Although Hrothgarites roleplay as CODE. members, most were never in CODE. The remainder are those same people who rage quit, denounced James, and removed their mining permits. Hrothy tries to perch atop the empty tomb of James, but he is nothing more than a wasteland wanderer, occupying an abandoned temple. Instead of continuing the cultural legacy of James 315 (ie: blogging), the gankbears indulge in overt homophobia, transphobia, femmephobia, and generalized Aikophobia. What a bunch of boomers!

Yes, they are literal miners.

Embarrassing!

Red represents the Marmites. Originally created as a wardec alliance, they lost the war, and are no more. According to ancient legend, Tora Bushido was a miner who refused to embrace the CODE. Inevitably, fate and destiny intervened, smiting him for his foolish pride, and leaving his alliance dead in the water. #RIP!

Finally, cyan represents the Conference Petite, also known as the Conference of Shit. Led by Wrathful Hawk, this alliance is composed of permabanned racist alcoholics, who hang out in a Discord literally posting pictures of their feces for Hawk to evaluate. What an absolutely disgusting group of degenerates, and it’s not hard to understand why I kicked them out of my alliance. After attempting to form a new alliance, most of them have quit playing, since I reported them to CCP (which does not tolerate such behavior). Now Hawk has clipped wingz!

Let’s move on from that trash (LOL).

Above you can see a pie chart, indicating totals for each alliance. The Safety alliance is closest to CODE. with more than double the score of pretender alliances. However, this disparity grows when we consider that nearly all of these alliances are much older than mine. Despite the fact that I am a new player, running a new player alliance, my own personal charisma and skill has been nothing short of legendary. When you adjust these values for average monthly activity, you can see my alliance surging forward, fully isk doubling the CODE. One thing is clear, love me or hate me, my alliance has been an undeniable success!

This is why Aiko Danuja was recently declared the 2026 EvE Online Alliance Leader of the Year! Congratulations Aiko, you earned it.

What a good girl.