Let’s listen…
Cool!
Amazing!
Miners love to learn about me and mine.
I have a persuasive salespitch.
It’s easy like that.
Every miner has a friend named Aiko.
Cheerzah brav!
Flame of Justice
Category: Witchcraft
Mainless Mike Meets Safety
Miner Mike recently learned a valuable lesson.
Don’t mine.
Don’t you dare.
If you do, you’ll get punished.
Some miners like that.
That’s right.
Dreaming About Aiko
Hey there.
Are you looking for love in EvE Online?
Many are in love with Kim Yo Aiko.
That’s right.
Thank you Comrade.
I’m definitely the main character.
That’s right.
I can’t wait.
I wonder what else he thinks about?
I wonder who else he thinks about?
Fortunately, I’m the most special.
That’s right.
o7 capsuleers!
To be continued…
Undock and Die
Listening to: Undock and Die
I’m gonna keep making AI music.
That means I’m a real content creator.
I’m doing very well, thank you.
That’s right.
I sure do enjoy EvE Online.
This is why we always shoot miners.
o7 capsuleers!
Dakkonka Again
In Halaima?
It’s not her first time.
Dakkonka is a repeat customer.
We know.
Ya know?
The other miners know what’s up.
There’s gotta be a better place to mine.
o7
Thuggee Life
In his house, I play an important role.
Miners just need to calm down.
That’s right.
This is where the story gets complicated.
What for?
Omg, I bet she’s super hot.
At least someone enjoys EvE Online.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Overheard in Jita
Dumb Witch
Men say the darnedest things.
We all enjoy this game.
Bad boys go on and on.
This is my destiny.
Some men are straight to it.
Others linger awhile.
Where did he go?
A real mystery.
I wonder if he moved next door?
Honestly, miners seem confused.
BRich, this is not a negotiation.
Richard Cranium III > wat whay
What a game.
o7 capsuleers!
No More Permabanned Racists in Highsec
Old News: Globby and loyalanon got permabanned (again)
#SAD
#GETFUCKED
Oh well…
I guess we’ll never know what happened.
Maybe I had something to do with it?
I kinda don’t like racist losers.
I don’t want to be associated with them.
They just don’t get it.
They are, well…
Kinda mental!
Fortunately, I’ve got good news.
Where we’re going, we won’t need miners (or racists).
We can just kill them all.
Globby Got Dunked
Listening to: Princess We Obey
I’ve been busy.
Previously, antiganker Valryon defected.
Antiganking the gankbears has never been so lucrative!
Globby just inspired me.
That’s right.
Cry harder, bitch.
Can’t think of a more deserving person.
Famous last words…
Nazi around and find out.
#MENTAL
Globby was getting S.A.L.T.Y.
I love it!
I do, for real.
I literally wrote a book on Sun Tzu.
Come and take it, bro.
They had a bad plan, as we anticipated.
Sun Tzu called this, “Tempting the Bull”.
#BAITEDONAFREE
Globby only thought about isk.
We thought about moon cycles.
We gladly gave them enough to hang themselves.
Our plan worked, as always.
We gave them a second third fourth fifth? chance.
We do eventually respond to aggression.
Then they fucked up (again).
So they were punished.
We fucked them up.
Thanks for the year of drama, bro.
In EvE Online, politics are wars by other means.
The freighter gankers are were L.O.S.E.R.S.
Like, for real.
This is funny.
Ho ho ho.
I don’t need those people in my alliance.
I gave Globby one final chance.
Consider yourself warned, bro.
Bro, I will fuck you up.
What a bitch.
Mistakes were made (again and again).
It was a bad strategy.
I’ve got new friends now.
Globby actually gave me the idea.
The antigankers love this idea.
Now that’s high praise indeed.
Do I need racists, anti-Semites, and neo-Nazis in my alliance?
Some people just don’t have the right character.
You’ve gotta be cool.
Miners can’t stay calm.
Bro, try breathing exercises.
Meanwhile, Valryon has completed his homage to me.
Your enemies are now my friends.
We did it!
Let’s hear what antigankers say about me.
Even my sworn enemies, acknowledge I’m the best.
My powers are incredible.
There’s no shame in accepting the Mule of Highsec.
Let’s recap.
I guess things are going well (for me).
How are things going for you?
o7
To be continued…
THE GANKBEARS, aggrieved at having no established Executor, sent ambassadors to James 315 entreating for a King. Perceiving their aspirations, he cast down the CODE. The bears were terrified at the splash occasioned by its fall and hid themselves in the depths of Uedama. But as soon as they realized that the huge treatise was motionless, they swam again to the top of the water, dismissed their fears, climbed up, and began squatting on it in contempt. After some time they began to think themselves ill-treated in the appointment of so inert a Ruler, and sent a second deputation to James praying that he would set over them another sovereign. He then gave them Super Perforator. When the bears discovered his simple nature, they sent yet a third time, begging James to choose another. James, most displeased with all of them, unleashed a Princess who preyed upon the bears till there were none left.
