Another mystery in Gheth…
The Snail wondered…
Where’d it go?
At least the Snail is having fun.
Where’d it go?
Category: Witchcraft
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Gmother is a warlock.
Ok then!
The Conference Elite
Guest Author
Tweeps (aka John E Normus)
Hello there.
I didn’t see you come in.
As you can see, the CODE. alliance was never more than a facade, built upon the mighty Conference Elite. A galactic alliance is nothing without TCE, and that’s an undeniable fact.
As the heiress of both James 315 and loyalanon, I now command the ship of state. Of course, wannabe orbiter plebs insist I never received a sacrosanct blessing, as if I need one.
Seems legit?
If James did not choose me – who did? It is one thing to be annointed, but if I crowned myself, then I am even more powerful. If James were invincible, I must be omnipotent!
After seizing command of TCE, I have delegated authority to my trusty lesbian sidekick, Alleil Pollard. Henceforth, as acting executor, Alleil will oversee the Byzantine bureaucracy.
Of course, the miners inevitably write me.
As you know, we are a PROUD antiganking guild.
I hope Alleil can keep up with the daily correspondence.
Good luck Alleil!
Bee well!
Barnso Strikes Back
Previously, we met Barnso.
Unfortunately, Barnso did not fly safe.
What happened?
At least he likes me.
Barnso applied for SRP.
Barnso was excited to win 6.21 billion isk.
So he sent me a portion of his prize money.
He also tipped Sargon.
What a nice guy!
Cheers!
=BONUS ROUND=
Molly continues to bump the Miner Hunting Service.
I love my space job!
lorrenzo nub’s REVENGE
Previously, we met miner lorrenzo.
He owed me money.
We settled on a compromise.
He would pay me to stop posting about him.
A fair bargain!
I was excited to show my TRUE nature.
I filled lorrenzo with that PvP spirit.
Don’t listen to the whiners.
Ganking is fun!
lorrenzo finally understands how to play EvE Online.
A happy ending!
lorrenzo nub Fails Again
Previously, we met lorrenzo nub.
lorrenzo doesn’t like us.
So he began building a space army.
However, first he went mining.
Ahbazon is a SAFE space.
As a findom, I expect tribute.
Of course, he also needed a mining permit.
Lorrenzo was happy, because mining permits are real.
Oh no!
Drone Task Force was on the case…
To be continued…
Satanic Sargon
Sargon helped a miner.
However, Chatty Streams didn’t enjoy mining.
He wanted to PvP in real life.
Like most miners, Chatty is “not a miner”.
As a veteran, Chatty fights for human rights.
People play EvE in real life.
Therefore, Sargon attacked Chatty in real life.
The CIA is OCD about video game Satanism.
Sargon used evil powers to PvP in a video game in real life. Therefore, Chatty will punish Sargon’s irl family. Collective punishment is not a violation of the Geneva Conventions.
That’s an irl death threat (in game)!
Are we the baddies?
SSno1
I’ve been busy.
Today, I shall discuss mining permits.
Recently, SSno1 bought a permit pass.
He also bought one for his friend, SSno2.
I love to help.
It’s not a scam!
Unfortunately, SSno1 broke the law.
Can you guess his CODE. violation?
Shadow Cyrilus > SSno1 were you afk?
SSno1 > no
SSno1 > of course not
Shadow Cyrilus > Have you read the code?
SSno1 > yes
SSno1 > of course
Scroll down to find out SSno1’s violation!
Are you ready?
You won’t believe what happened.
SSno1 > I use 2 ships
SSno1 > I need opperate ships
SSno1 > I was ganked
SSno1 > Kill: SSno1 (Capsule) Kill: SSno1 (Scorpion Navy Issue)
SSno1 > I opperates 2 ships
Aiko Danuja > You were using two permits simultaneously which means you need a simultaneous use visa.
SSno1 was using two permits at once!
Multiboxers need a simultaneous use visa.
I also offered to help with his inventory.
I’m an ethical ship doubler.
SSno2 agreed to cooperate.
However, he tried to scam me.
Come on, I wasn’t born yesterday.
Once I got the modules…
…it was time to invite SSno1 to my gingerbread house.
What a happy miner.
He even made a friend.
Nobody griefed SSno1 out of the game.
He left on his own terms.
I’m glad I could help!
SSno1 isn’t a victim – he is a fan!
Best of luck to SSno1’s new owner!
That’s how I roll!
The Miners of Misneden, Part 4
The Miners of Misneden, Part 1
Previously, miner Nelforce quit EvE Online.
The other miners dared Alt 00 to destroy them.
They tried to bully and shame Alt.
They argued that Highsec PvP is bad.
They refused to pay rent.
They summoned powerful friends from nullsec.
They even threatened the sanctity of me, your royal Majesty.
They called me a witch!
These miners didn’t like me.
These miners were uppity.
These miners were crying.
There was only one way to respond.
To be continued…
Pandemic Pallies
PAPI had a rough night.
Meanwhile, Aikowatchers noticed something unusual.
Opportunity knocked, and Kelgoroth seized the opportunity of a lifetime.
He thanked everyone who helped achieve his goal.
Miners will do anything for me.
I’ve got perky social skills.
When you fleet with Aiko, magic happens.
What could possibly go wrong?
I even won a free Paladin!
Don’t be shy!
CCP might ban me, but they’ll never ban the memories.
