Miners don’t like to be disturbed
Nope, not a fan of Safety.
Some people say it is a tTroll alliance.
What do you think?
I think we fight the trolls (and irl meth Nazis).
Isn’t that right?
Okay Cat Sky
cGANKERS ON SYSTEM
Welcome to Eve Online!
Well, you know what they say.
A great game, with a greater blog.
Everyone agrees Aiko Danuja is the greatest capsuleer of all time (GCAT).
Fact and basepilled.
Stay tuned for more of that…
Cheerzah!
Wreck of
Hey there.
This is a new segment I call ‘wreck of’.
The idea hit me like a tunderbolt.
Every miner leaves a messy wreck!
I often forget to screenshot the dumbest ones.
What’s left is evidence enough.
Miners know exactly what they are.
They aren’t special forces.
They aren’t law enforcement.
They are idiots.
That’s right.
JUNETEENTH !MINING
Merry Juneteenth!
It’s a real holiday.
That’s right.
This year we celebrate with an episode of “notaminer”.
You can see where the name comes from.
I’ve got about a thousand of these still unpublished.
Notaminers sure cry a lot.
In fact, they are all liars.
Also, they are stupids.
Ok buddy?
A lot of notaminers dabble in mining.
You see what I mean?
Nobody wants to be a ‘real’ miner.
Never believe them.
They are just ashamed.
So if you see one, just put them out of their misery.
o7 capsuleers!
How to Sell a Mining Permit
Check out this trick (yes, today).
First, get their attention.
Ganking, bumping, warping around – whatever works.
Some miners enjoy the chase.
However, they are easily confused.
It’s important to address their concerns.
I’m the greatest ganker in the history of EvE Online.
Wouldn’t you like to meet me?
I’m nicer than my alts.
There was just one outstanding issue.
His alts also need permits…
This is a good racket.
In Eve Online, everything is fungible.
That’s right.
Can you guess what happened next?
Scroll down to see if you guessed correctly!
That’s right.
Did you guess correctly?
===AFTERWORD===
He went FULL CAPITAL on me.
We even had a BONUS round.
He was one lucky winner!
I’m happy to help.
That’s right.
Cheerzah!
Another happy customer.
\o/
o7 capsuleer!
Ok buddy!
Miners are so friendly.
Did you know they are poor?
“Castole you are a fucking bitch, go to dick.”
They often cry like that.
Nobody likes a whinebabv.
Even big strong manly miners are LOSERS.
That’s right, go find another game.
o7 capsuleer!
Corbit Rin Joins the Mob
Let’s meet a miner.
He died straight away.
Mackinah daown.
Fully fitted!!!
Wrong rigs, my guy.
Miners disgust me.
He wants to talk to us, while on the loo.
Bro…
Welcome to the team.
Best of luck with your next Machinaw shiiip.
Later, there was an exit interview.
Poor guy got no worning.
He should tryed discuss this with the mane (that’s me).
Meening, we requier becaous we are hellping.
Neurotica 1, Part 10
This is the story of EvE Online’s most neurotic scammer.
Thanks, thanks.
People are STILL talking about Justin.
In fact, I do know him.
He proposed to marry me, irl, frfr.
We often discuss his case in crypto channels.
There’s a lot to discuss.
That’s right.
Justin tried to raise crypto with EvE Online.
He was counting on my support.
Together, we could change the course of history.
There was only one problem.
Some people didn’t want to invest.
They wouldn’t even apologize.
Even Steve was out!
It was so unfair.
That’s right.
To be continued…
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I recently accepted a few quests.
Could I anti-gan the gankers?
This dummy didn’t realize something…
The contracts don’t require a kill!
Isn’t that special?
One contract was especially lucrative.
I was racing against sixteen other people.
Who could hunt me down the fastest?
Fortunately, I found some volunteers.
This was taking too long…
…so I got a BIGGER ship.
VICTORY!
Now that’s how you win EvE Online!
I’m the best!
safety D A N C E
\o/
Miners are bad at math.
Even Venture ganking is profitable.
We don’t have better things to do.
We are here to help.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Stay calm. o7
