A lot of people have been wondering…
To be clear, Aiko Danuja is the prophesized alltime Hulkageddon Grand Champion. If you’ve ever played EvE Online, then you know how venerated a title this is, as it makes Aiko by definition the greatest capsuleer in galactic history. Congratulations, Aiko!
Nobody has done more to confront the mining menace, than our beloved High Princess. However, just a few thousand years ago, she was merely a common Princess of Agil. In her youth, she studied astrometrics at Hedion University’s Conoban Community College. After graduating with grande honours, she enlisted in the 24th Crusade, vowing to extirpate the Minnies. After becoming a space vamp, she declared war upon the lowly miners, allying herself with triangles, Jamesites, Bobbians, and even stray bumblebees. This pleased what was left of the Guiding Hand Social Club.
In her decisive moment of glory, our little princess arrested the sinner Yagoth of Melkor! In sacred Amarr, she was most auspicious to behold. None less than James 315 urged her to Jita, in the footsteps of Helicity Boson. During this journey, Aiko first witnessed the miracles of Halaima. Many thus say she is like the Danujai of old, who set forth from Danera in order to bring justice upon the Kadorians and the Korazorians, pacifying both Dantan and Danyana! Indeed, after great victories in the north, Aiko has reclaimed the southern constellations with ease.
