Hey there.
It’s actually amazing.
My wannabe rivals are still not in the top 1000 (LOL).
Recently, I’m sporting a new look.
I’m looking BETTER THAN EVER.
Damn girl.
You love it.
Like a blushing boss B.
That’s right.
Everybody notices me!
Recently, I set a new record.
You can’t argue with success!
What does this mean for you and me?
Let me re-explain Valhalla.
Everyone who plays EvE Online goes to Valhalla.If you are amongst the thousand greatest, you are invited to party in my box. The next nine thousand, plebs like Suitonia, will be cast into darkness, gnashing their teeth in miserable anguish. Everyone else, anyone who ever made an account, will become a ravaging zombie. If you are fortunate enough to be in the top hundred thousand, you will be a fast zombie. Those loser lossers will tear each other apart, whilst we party in the Hall of the Thousand. However, what if you are in the top 100? Thence shalt ye feast at yon Long Table, with the greatest warriors in galactic history.
That’s right!
