Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
EvE is not Minecraft.
EvE is for adults.
It’s like a video game, but way more realistic.
Imagine, vampires in outer space.
If you aren’t scared, you are a fool.
Something wicked, this way comes.
Here’s a pro tip.
Something is out there, in that dark starry night.
Do you feel safe?
With a little faith, you can double your Xmas pleasure.
HO HO HO!
Everyone is having a great time in EvE Online.
Ringlingdingalingringadingdingbing.
Antiganker alazarr spent years trying to buy every Catalyst in New Eden.
Sometimes, the best revenge takes a really long time.
Thanks for the free cats, bro!
There’s never been a better time to enlist.
Hey, this blog just writes itself.
Gosh, you guys are the greatest.
I really do appreciate it, and it does keep me going.
Ganking is neither easy, nor inexpensive.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Haha, very funny Wah Huren!
Ho ho ho!
It’s snowing in Hek!
Ringdingdingalingadingdingding.
Pro streamer CptFruitBear encountered our special Uedama team.
It’s that special time of year!
Everybody loves a joyous spirit.
What do you want this year?
Haha, you wish!
As you know, there is a ceasefire.
The miners are rejoicing, amidst peace and prosperity.
What a wonderful Yuletide.
Everyone is getting that snowflake spirit.
Nadia Bulkalov visited my award-winning Why Was I Ganked? channel.
James 315 had Ripard Teg, and I’ve got Nadia.
It was fun to meet her, in person (in real-life).
What a total funster.
Ok, cya!
Live Update!
It’s not easy being a gankster.
Miners don’t seem to like us.
They seem positively mental.
Here’s how a sane individual would act.
That’s rational, right?
However, miners are not rational.
They are crybaby losers.
Honestly, miners are stupid, in real life.
They never learn.
Just kill them all.
Everybody wants to be my friend.
When I enter local, it’s a big deal.
Everybody knows, I’m here to help.
I kill miners, and take their money.
I’m fine with that.
It’s a pretty good racket.
I enjoy gambling in EvE Online.
Come play with me…
It’ll be fun!
I’m better than Vily.
New player Aiko, ahead of a 2007 minelord double trader!
My secret strength has always (get it?) been the CODE.
Unlike James 315, I don’t have time to give a handjob to every supporter.
I’d love to do it – but I’m busy, as a top tier elite PvP champion.
Mark my words: TEST is next.
We are going to put Vily down.
That’s right!
Here’s your daily newbro.
I am truly amazing.
That’s right!
Everybody is talking about me.
Sometimes, I even seduce married men.
Aiko is basically a bitchy James 315.
Do you have faith, full faith?
Prove it!
I’ll never stop!
Catch me, if you can!
I play so hard to get!
Haha.
You love it!
Why won’t CCP do anything about ganking?
Crybabies got double EHP, and they already want “one more nerf”.
Have you tried modules, whilst visiting dangerous space?
Have you tried not autopiloting, with expanded cargo?
Every miner is an autistic retard, in real life.
I hope you uninstall and quit the internet forever, in real life.
You don’t even know how stupid you are.
Veltis is fine with ganking, but wants it to be nerfed (again).
Bill wants his nullbloc to have 100% safezone AFK grinding.
Bert thinks gankers live in a basement.
He doesn’t mind ganking, but gankers need more risk.
Likewise, mlwspace thinks ganking is good, but there’s way too much.
One solution is to instablap gankers, right?
blinkfann3 wants to buff gateguns.
Here’s the issue, blink… You are an autistic retard, in real life.
Just stop playing EvE, and try Farmville.
If you can’t figure out how to avoid gankers, you are a more on.
Yes, you reetastic autards.
Miners aren’t Captain Picard.
They are more like Arnold Rimmer.
Shooting Highsec exhumers used to be a sporting event.
Now it takes fifteen people to kill one AFK Hulk.
On December 12, I was the only person to kill a Highsec Mackinaw.
Miners think they are invincible now.
They love being twice as strong.
What happens when you finally catch one?
Double miners are double salty.
I don’t like their attitude.
So I’m gonna kill them.
This is what they deserve.
That’s right.
You can thank me later.
Also, send me lots of isk.
