Satanic Sargon

Sargon helped a miner.

However, Chatty Streams didn’t enjoy mining.

He wanted to PvP in real life.

Like most miners, Chatty is “not a miner”.

As a veteran, Chatty fights for human rights.

People play EvE in real life.

Therefore, Sargon attacked Chatty in real life.

The CIA is OCD about video game Satanism.

Sargon used evil powers to PvP in a video game in real life. Therefore, Chatty will punish Sargon’s irl family. Collective punishment is not a violation of the Geneva Conventions.

That’s an irl death threat (in game)!

Are we the baddies?

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