Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
The mighty Goonswarm Federation supports Princess Aiko.
I kill Highsec miners, me for my service.
I’m just a girl, sorry!
I don’t know what miners are on about.
Will they ever calm down?
I’m having fun in EvE Online.
Here’s a fun fact about making money in EvE Online.
SEO marketing is a SAFE way to win EvE mining tips and tricks.
Here’s some artwork by Destiny Corrupted.
I’m not sure how to zoom in. Oh, you can click on it.
Haha, @ the miners!
I think this is funny.
I’m the best.
In the entire history of EvE Online, nobody has killed more skiffs than me.
I don’t have time to blog, because I’m kinda busy.
Eventually, I’ll do something else, right?
For now, listen to Gallofree Rushmore remind us that EvE Online is a PvP game. Just in case these bears delete their videos, he said (and I quote), “This is a PvP game… but go PvP with somebody who is at their computer.”
Haha! His friend xXDeathsSwiftXx also had something to say.
Ok, I got stuff to do!
Hey there, I’m Princess Aiko.
I’m nice and cute!
Today, I got my ten thousandth killmail.
I’m a real PvP super heroin.
I’m the best possible princess of all possible princesses.
Ok, see you later!
Tick tock – time’s up!
I’ve had a great year.
What are your plans for 2022?
What do you think I’m gonna do?
I’m probably gonna keep going.
I’ll see you next year!
I’m here to help.
Cheers!
We are having fun in EvE Online.
I just want to extirpate the galaxy.
I’m glad that I’ve made so many friends.
However, some people don’t like me.
Twitch miner Owlsec is salty about his incompetence.
He literally did this to himself.
He has vowed revenge.
I guess you can’t please everyone.
EvE is not Minecraft.
EvE is for adults.
It’s like a video game, but way more realistic.
Imagine, vampires in outer space.
If you aren’t scared, you are a fool.
Something wicked, this way comes.
Here’s a pro tip.
Something is out there, in that dark starry night.
Do you feel safe?
With a little faith, you can double your Xmas pleasure.
HO HO HO!
Everyone is having a great time in EvE Online.
Ringlingdingalingringadingdingbing.
Antiganker alazarr spent years trying to buy every Catalyst in New Eden.
Sometimes, the best revenge takes a really long time.
Thanks for the free cats, bro!
There’s never been a better time to enlist.
Hey, this blog just writes itself.
Gosh, you guys are the greatest.
I really do appreciate it, and it does keep me going.
Ganking is neither easy, nor inexpensive.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Haha, very funny Wah Huren!
Ho ho ho!
It’s snowing in Hek!
Ringdingdingalingadingdingding.
Pro streamer CptFruitBear encountered our special Uedama team.
It’s that special time of year!
Everybody loves a joyous spirit.
What do you want this year?
Haha, you wish!
As you know, there is a ceasefire.
The miners are rejoicing, amidst peace and prosperity.
What a wonderful Yuletide.
Everyone is getting that snowflake spirit.
Nadia Bulkalov visited my award-winning Why Was I Ganked? channel.
James 315 had Ripard Teg, and I’ve got Nadia.
It was fun to meet her, in person (in real-life).
What a total funster.
Ok, cya!
Live Update!
It’s not easy being a gankster.
Miners don’t seem to like us.
They seem positively mental.
Here’s how a sane individual would act.
That’s rational, right?
However, miners are not rational.
They are crybaby losers.
Honestly, miners are stupid, in real life.
They never learn.
Just kill them all.
