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Miners are bad at math.
Even Venture ganking is profitable.
We don’t have better things to do.
We are here to help.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Stay calm. o7
safety D A N C E
Category: Always!
June 1 Day
Welcome back…
It’s gonna be another day in EvE Online!
We love to meet new players.
Only crybabies are crying.
Hedvard Vetranax went from zero to hero.
Some people are happy capsulers.
That’s why CCP allows us to gank them.
Are you having fun?
Maybe you just don’t get it.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Cheerzah brav…
Godbue V3rbal
Hey there.
Another Highsec quitbaby.
That’s right.
Gudbui miner.
I’m glad his toion enjoyed the gagain.
Glory to the DPRH!
Stay Safe!
It’s important to mine with Safety.
We are always ready.
Thanks for the free ss, bro.
That’s right!
Dakkonka
Dakkonka is a miner.
She sure do love mining.
Unfortunately, she is usually always AFK.
Sometimes, she notices me killing her fleet.
Dakkonka misses out on a lot while AFK.
She also loses a lot of Mackinaws.
One day, she started talking.
Dakkonka likes me a lot.
Finally, she understands our racket.
She’s done with ganking.
Now she’s just a simple ice farmer.
Aren’t they all?
So we completed her tax audit.
That’s right.
She wanted to purchase freedom, and a mining permit.
So we sent her the bill.
Ok!
Another satisfied customer.
Questions & Answers
Cultural Center > Let’s begin
Gar Killian > Isnt the point of being the bumper to do it while your buddies are online?
Cultural Center > Feel free to read minerbumping.com
That’s right.
Such Cool
Hey there.
It’s not easy being a miner.
We don’t like plebs.
That is why I created Safety.
Even my mom is a fan.
Thank you for playing EvE Online.
Cheerzah brav!
o7 miners!!
Vacation in Piekura
Listening to: Permit Denied
Hey there.
That’s right.
Miners notice me.
Are you cool like me?
I’m a real space celebrity.
They sure love to chat.
You can learn a lot from carebears.
Some miners are crybabies.
I hope they get bulled on.
One day, the miners started fighting.
They hate each other.
Fortunately, I was there to help.
EvE Online is a no bully zone.
Cheerzah brav!
=BONUS CONTENT=
Not a Miner!
EvE Online is full of not a miners.
You can’t trust them.
They are all liars.
Does that look like a miner to you?
Mining is not cool.
That’s definitely a miner!
Nobody likes a miner.
Once a miner, always a miner!
Just kill them all.
Nasty little diggers…
Put them out of their misery.
That’s right.
Mine around and find out!
That’s right.
Big Bounty
Get rich quick.
Maybe have fun?
Everybody is welcome!
EvE Online is new player friendly.
That’s right.
