Still Here

Listening to: 2Pac

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Hey there.

Welcome to EvE Online.

In this game, you make your own fate.

I fly with the N.I.G.G.A CODE. SAFET crew.

That’s right. OHGOD <-just take a look

=SIDEBAR=

It’s not racist, according to 2pac himself.

It’d be more racist to let White progressive activists dictate language. If a Black rapper says that word isn’t racist, and he wants everyone to say it, then who am I to disagree? Who are you? Wow, who knew this blog would offer such a powerful learning moment?

o*=Thoughtful and Nuanced=*o

Like, for real yo. You can buy it on Amazon.

Some people choose to be miners.

Other people choose something else.

This could be your perspective.

However, my perspective is much better.

You know what I mean?

Why won’t anybody stop me?

I guess I’m just better than the rest.

xD

I love taking out the trash!

Burn Jita!

Well, tornado season is finally over.

Oh nice, coercers are coming back.

Wait, what?

So it’s a battleship, and a freighter. Does it also mine?

Yep, it’s a carebear ship…

Everybody values ganking, but…

The losers also want to be invincible.

They don’t like PvP.

They only want infinite hitpoints.

Ganking is just too easy!

Garrr, guankers, hathathat.

Every impotent miner yearns for revenge.

Unfortunately, for bears, not everyone agrees.

Miners are bad at economics.

Most people are idiots.

Here’s how we will respond.

We’ll just haul for free, with AFK and autopilot.

PushX and Red Frog will go out of business.

Yah, for real.

Take that ship to lowsec.

Bro, it’s just broken.

Indeed.

Krig’s Korner, Episode 16

Krig’s Korner, Episode 15

What a battle.

Our team lost nothing.

FLAWLESS VICTORY!

One man, destroyed them all.

Arion Yael > TLHOG The safety guy took the drones
TLHOG > well the drones were always a sacrifes

It began with a fight over drones.

Manolo Acosta > Are they attacking you?
Arion Yael > Yeah
Manolo Acosta > run?
Arion Yael > I’m scrammed

Before long, things escalated.

Eloum Heir > My orca 🙁
TLHOG > did you lose it?
Eloum Heir > Not yet
BitComet > how much shiled u got left?
Eloum Heir > 28%
Eloum Heir > Help is coming
Aunmia Serine > Anyone arrived yet?
Aunmia Serine > well that was worth a try lol

However, help was on the way?

Rimmer of Smeg > ive got 3 on way but 6 jumps out
Rimmer of Smeg > if we free you get the hell docked
Rimmer of Smeg > and dont fly it for 30 days
Indigo Lockhaven > well concord got me

This is when things started to go wrong.

Terribly wrong.

Eloum Heir > My orca is almost dead
kaos hayabusa > damn man
Rimmer of Smeg > Eloum Heir allign to dock so you get out
Eloum Heir > I’m already alligned 🙂
kaos hayabusa > how much time estimated to die?
Rimmer of Smeg > someone finish him off!

Bro, wtf?

Dryson’s Big Hunt

Welcome!

Dryson is a typical antiganker.

He’s a certified miner.

A real EvE Online expert.

What a character.

He likes to theorycraft new antiganking mechanics.

This is the DrysonBennington.

Our boy been failing a long time.

Dryson is no good at antiganking.

He’s a textbook whiteknight carebear.

Real classy guy.

Like, ok.

He has a lot of ideas.

Bro, what?

Dryson doesn’t like the game.

He doesn’t like ganking.

He especially doesn’t like that I actually show up.

I think he’s crazy.

He wanted us to gank the WuFlu! What?

The boy is all bark, and no bite.

Recently, he vowed to dunk us out of existence (again).

Nobody showed up for his fleet.

Dryson got a ‘kill’.

He urged the miners to fight back.

Nobody cared.

He even tried to recruit a bot.

The hunt concluded early.

It only lasted a minute. xD

Dryson was arrested by CONCORD.

To be continued?


Sarcasim and Sarcasum

Cool story bro.

Some miners are into pegging.

I don’t judge.

Ok…

It’s about the hypocsy.

Highsec miners are weirdos, irl.

Antigankers are especially dumb.

Gankers are always on system.

Yes, he’s lonely and bad at EvE Online.

If you are a fury, Safety is the place for you.

Every miner needs a Safety helmet.

If you are feebleminded, you may enjoy mining.

Consider yourself manifested to text.

What a guy.

To be continued…

Tee Ka Gets PKd, Part 9

Tee Ka Gets PKd, Part 1

Previously, Tee Ka vowed to destroy me.

However, he done got PKd.

Fortunately, he did have one small victory.

Otherwise, it was all downhill.

Tee Ka salted at all the men in my life.

They agreed he was a little crazy.

He was a real bingo card.

All this attention isn’t free.

To be continued…