Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Before James 315 passed away…
… he taught me a neat trick.
Miners never seem to understand…
Wee! (what’s happening to me?)
Haha, gankers are so stupid, right?
Wait a minute…
What’s wrong with miners??
Like hello, you died an hour ago…
Everybody loves Gallente space.
Full speed ahead…
That’s right.
Cheerzah!
Welcome to EvE Online.
He’s a calm miner 🙂
Ok.
Some miners need a good talking to.
They aren’t very bright.
I hope they stay safe.
That’s right.
Ok buddy)))
Will do)
Some people never learn.
Listening to: Fake Cop Gets Arrested
Antigankers are real plebs.
They’ve got nothing better to do.
Wee woo wee woo.
Wait, he’s extorting me?
See what I did there?
Miner Revenge wanted antiganker Lu’Ce to STFU.
So the antiganker suspected him of being me.
I’m not Aiko!
Even miners hate antigankers.
I do James work (he’s permanently AFK).
Every miner must drink Jamestown Koolaid.
Drink up.
Thank James for me.
In Osmon, Lu’Ce has found purpose.
She announces me.
I’ve made a lot of new friends!
Revenge is Mary’s alt?
Antigankers have it all figured out.
Stay tuned!
*Plot Twist*
Lu’Ce secretly conspires with gankers.
Nice!
It’s easy mode, with no CONCORD.
Trust me, they cry just as much.
I gank in Highsec for a reason.
Call me callous.
I’m killing your alliance, right now.
That’s reality.
Somebody said Absolute Order is a ganking alliance?
“Involved with” ganking, yes but…
That attracts the wrong kind of attention.
I never forget a bad Highsec guild.
Hey, I hotdrop in High.
I’m cool.
Hey there.
We ganked a garbage truck.
Garbage can tycoon.
Billions of catalysts died…
Miners be crazy in EvE Online.
Facts…
This is the game we play…
Even garbage haulers are miners!
Be ye pirate, or be ye miner?
At least he’s not mad.
Talking about real dollars…
Oh my.
Miners deserve their fate.
I hope they calm down.
No reason to be dramatic.
Anyways…
Nobody likes a miner.
For real.
Yikesaroo…
It’s crazy, right?
That’s right.
He knows…
Dock up!
It’s not easy being a miner.
Antigankers can’t save you.
CCP won’t save you.
You might as well quit.
That’s right.
Listening to: Shadow Hunter
Oh hi, ya, I live here.
Sort of like a place you might expect me.
This is what GPT says we do.
#1 alltime destroyer/battlecruiser/bomber ALLTIME CHAMPIONS
PewPEWpew – heavy flak from barski
Now that’s REAL PvP.
I’ll add him to the list.
2+8+3=1 Dead Orca
It’s never too late to repent.
They wonder why we gank them…
COMING SOON
In thirteen plus one day…
=THIS SUMMER=
4.91 = 4 + 9 + 1 = 13 + 1
4 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 4 = 13 + 1
We caught a war criminal, in EvE Online.
Governor Lee tried to annex Lonetrek (again).
Not on my watch!
The absolute plebs are on my list.
That’s right.
They are bad at mining, ganking, and antiganking.
In EvE Online, miners be crazy.
Get blocked!
Like seriously.
Welcome to the Absolute Matrix.
It’s full of trash.
They are never calm.
In EvE Online, we pick our own fights.
Who will Absolute Order send against me?
I sure hope they figure it out.
FROM DOWNTOWN
Every miner must obey the law.
That’s right.
It’s not griefing, when you are sincerely salty.
Losers can say whatever they want in EvE Online.
Eventually, he found me.
Gankers have to follow CCP’s EULA.
Crybabies enjoy free speech.
What a guy.
He’s absolutely salty.
This went on for a few days.
Meanwhile, the Absolute Pleb discord had a laugh.
It’s not harassment, when you are bad at EvE Online.
This is what antigankers do.
That’s appropriate language for a miner.
Let’s see what else he had to say.
PLOT TWIST: He likes me more than you)))))) xD
Miners can use all the bad words.
PLOT TWIST: He has a crush on me.
What a classy guy.
I have a solution for miners like him.
There’s your warning, buddy.
PLOT TWIST: Gankers are the coolest people in the galaxy.
Welcome to reality, little guy.
That’s right.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Tee Ka is a friendly miner.
He’s been around a while.
His alts like to talk him up.
These stories are unbelievable.
Tee Ka is also prone to emotional outbursts.
This is because he was defeated, again and again.
Along the way, his other alt learned to eject.
This is fine with us.
We’ve given him fair warning.
We’ve tried to help.
There he is, a known neutral.
Recently, Tee Ka leveled up…
He ganked an explorer!!!
Even with carebear mods, ganking is harder than it looks.
As Tee Ka celebrated his great revenge…
…he soon discovered kill rights.
Then we ganked him back (again and again).
Two can play that ganker game!
He’s gradually accepted reality.
Another happy miner.
Good for him!
*****POSTSCRIPT*****
Tee Ka went on to die many more times.
CheerZAH!
