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Previously, in James 315 space… Riddle Voldemort lost his poorly fit Tayra, and received instructions to promptly transfer the remainder of his assets to Cargo Bandit. In such cases, it is important to proceed as quickly as possible.
There was no time to waste.
Voldemort transferred his assets in haste.
Would it be enough to pay his debts?
Unfortunately, Voldemort was bankrupt!
His world was crashing down around him.
To be continued…
Welcome back, Ralliana.
As you can see, I moved the community to Safety.
Frankly, I had a lot of help from Lewak.
James. Friend. You can’t go AFK, and let a bottle of booze run your alliance.
So don’t blame shift at me. I didn’t want this. I loved CODE.
Super cringe.
Be careful!
He’s literally an idiot, irl, fyi.
However, even Super can see the problem with James.
An AFK saviour is no saviour at all.
He ignored Globby.
He even ignored the #1 PvP champion of all time.
Loyal wasn’t bluffing.
James forced a fateful decision.
Sometimes, we need new leadership.
That’s right.
Many people say that I am sensational.
Others think I’m just a nice lady.
One thing is crystal clear.
The law is immutable.
Your consent is not required.
Thanks for understanding.
Be well. o7
I bring you dire news.
Some miners have declared themselves to be in a state of rebellion.
Kay AllardLiao has thus composed a manifesto.
If you want to chat in Teamspeak, just let me know.
Buttercup Potemkin went deep undercover to meet the rebel leader.
Buttercup feigned concern about Princess Aiko’s consolidation of power.
AllardLiao was intrigued by Aiko’s ethnicity.
He was surprised to learn of her Palestinian heritage.
Girls from the West Bank should not support space terrorism!
AllardLiao loves the newbros, but Aiko just wants to kill them all.
If newbros can’t win while AFK, they will quit the game.
Nobody plays Wolfenstein anymore. Gamers hate violence!
Kay watched in horror, as Aiko continued to slaughter the innocents.
Alas, Aiko cursed him, and the rebel leader became incoherent.
Previously, in James 315 Space… the Wayseeker is a follower of the Old Gods, a false prophet with a gospel of carebear heresy. Such madness is an affront to Highsec. We must purify the miners in a blast of excited neutrons, and only in this way can Thetans be released from their evil soul.
The Wayseeker was not mad at all, and he certainly wasn’t invoking theological dogma to defend his right to steal my ore (the very same ore that James 315 bequeathed to me). Indeed, as you will see below, he openly acknowledged that nearly ‘everyone’ in Highsec is a demonic bot in service of the anti-James. They are merely inanimate irrelevant objects, NPCs which we have a moral duty to extirpate.
We must cast them down…
…exposing their unholy silicon wafer.
Wayseeker pleaded with me, asking me to treat others as I would have them do unto me. Let me doth say verily and thusly, should thoust findeth me in yonder baleful Venture, then doeth thou well to smite me asunder.
The Wayseeker claimed TRUTH, but miners are liars.
He also became increasingly incoherent.
His was a most troubled soul.
What lesson can we learn from this parable of the Wayseeker?
There are some who harbor greed and hate in their hearts.
I will save them all.
It is the way.
Believe it or not, some miners don’t like us.
Apparently, we are hypocritical villains?
They feel it is morally wrong to shoot their Ventures…
… and they don’t think I’m a very good Princess.
Such individuals often worship false prophets.
There is no James but James, and Aiko is His only begotten Princess.
I’m not roleplaying with you.
I am without a d.
I am just a regular girl…
… who loves to save miners.
We witnessed unto a lost Wayseeker.
The Jamespocalypse has come like a witty thief in the night.
Even the lowliest Venture shalt not escape mine LAW. Verily, and hearken ye forth, for a WRATHFUL princess be most filled with INDIGNATION and is come to FREE the bears and fulfill HIS glorious PROMISE.
Space is dark, and full of terrible miners.
To be continued…
Previously in James 315 Space… suki storm lost a Mackinaw. In order to get a new Mackinaw, he paid 100 million isk to Princess Aiko. Rewind. Before paying 100 million, he paid another 100 million.
Aiko Danuja > hello miner
Kalorned > Hi!
suki storm > i’am not miner do’nt take the risk
No Bodiei > Aiko is drunk
Aiko Danuja > Suki, pay me 100 million isk or I will gank you again
suki storm > it was my first dit to minning since a moment i can do some mistake no ?
Aiko Danuja > I will destroy another miner ship, unless you pay me 100,000,000.
suki storm > i have no isk by you fault
He claimed to have no money, but miners are liars.
Aiko Danuja > Once you send the isk, I will send you a receipt as confirmation of payment. If you do not pay, I will not allow you to mine.
suki storm > i hav” just 4million in my account
Aiko Danuja > Good, now find another 96 million.
Buttercup Potemkin > hurry up miner
suki storm > if you continue to speak as this i go to be rebel
suki storm > you think you can destroy a kronos in few second ?
Aiko Danuja > i can kill a kronos easy
suki storm > with what you kill a kronos XD
suki storm > yeah it’s really my problem
He still needed to pay 100 million isk.
That’s 100 million, not 4 plus 96. He also needed to pay 30 million isk for shipping. Er, um, 40 million. No, I didn’t mean 30 million plus 10 million = 40 million. I meant 30 + 40 = 70 million. Hurry up, miner!
suki storm > your number is your power that’s all
Netheril X > Did I make you cum when you blew up my ship?
suki storm > i want just play i, peace
Elise Shomitzsu > No wonder no one likes this shit game.
No Bodiei > suki storm u have to pay for pillow talk
Aiko Danuja > Elise is just grumpy, because her mackinaw exploded.
So suki paid, and paid, and paid again (and again).
No Bodiei > you won’t see anything like this anywhere else in eve. Aiko is one of the great wonders of eve that should be seen on a grand tour
He also needed to tip the delivery driver.
It is customary to also tip the other driver.
The standard tip is 30 million. I mispoke, 40 million. That’s 70 million! Or 80?
If there is a third driver, you must tip again. Always! The fee is just 30 millon. I mean, 40 million, 70 million!
This is the art of the deal.
Shipping is free, but you have to pay the Uedama toll (again)!
It’s just 30 million. I mean, you owe 40. So 70, right?
Don’t forget about the other delivery driver!
Fortuna Avarice Cash > ruthless
Talivaldis > what a wonderous and joyful thing to behold the princess
Purgo > Amazing Aiko