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Miners are bad at math.
Even Venture ganking is profitable.
We don’t have better things to do.
We are here to help.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Stay calm. o7
safety D A N C E
Category: Faith
June 1 Day
Welcome back…
It’s gonna be another day in EvE Online!
We love to meet new players.
Only crybabies are crying.
Hedvard Vetranax went from zero to hero.
Some people are happy capsulers.
That’s why CCP allows us to gank them.
Are you having fun?
Maybe you just don’t get it.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Cheerzah brav…
Yria is Syria, Part 3
There is war in SYria.
Miners are learning why.
James 315 died, but Princess Aiko reigns as Queen Regent!
So we did an experiment.
Is bumping effective?
We wanted to know.
Is Silent Company a good alliance?
Our research indicates they are bads.
That is sad.
So we taught them a lesson.
Yes.
About Me (Aiko Danuja)
That’s me!
I host the popular Why Was I Ganked? channel.
It’s a place for miners to meet cool people.
That makes me a real space celebrity.
Those other losers have bad alliances with dead channels.
People like me because I’m fun and interesting.
You’ll want to pay attention.
That’s right.
Cheerzah!
Vacation in Piekura
Listening to: Permit Denied
Hey there.
That’s right.
Miners notice me.
Are you cool like me?
I’m a real space celebrity.
They sure love to chat.
You can learn a lot from carebears.
Some miners are crybabies.
I hope they get bulled on.
One day, the miners started fighting.
They hate each other.
Fortunately, I was there to help.
EvE Online is a no bully zone.
Cheerzah brav!
=BONUS CONTENT=
More Easter Eggs
Hey there.
Eve Online has some interesting characters.
Isn’t that special?
That’s right!
Well, ok then!
Is that right?
Cheerzah!
Hail
HeilHail, and well met!
Miners don’t want to pay.
They owe a lot of money.
That’s right!
That’s right…
Remember the freightliner.
Pay or die, that is the LAW.
That’s right.
Cheerzah brav!
Zzz
Miners love to mine.
That’s why they are always AFK.
I’m so glad they mine with Safety.
We are always watching (and don’t tell anyone).
We keep the peace.
That’s right)
Check out this shrinking ship value.
o7 capsuleers!
Code Ready Gelhan, Part 56
Mission Ready Mining (MRMNG) had a problem.
They were inviting griefers, faster than they could kick them.
Rapid recruitment inflated CEO Gai Heiyuu’s narcissistic grandeur.
Big shoutout to Aiko (that’s me), for telling the story.
“And so Tweeps, Kalorned, and [no longer alive, ghosted out of history] continued, day after day, to pile alts into MRMNG. [Gai Heiyuu] held a belief that Assistance Group was a front for the [now long dead] Marmite Collective alliance… We decided to indulge this paranoid delusion, and Kalorned’s alt joined Marmites with the blessing of Papa Tora Bushido.”
Meanwhile, Gai continued to try and lead the ‘new’ players.
There was a lot of confusion.
Experienced newbro Envoy volunteered to help out.
True leaders need neither appointment nor promotion.
There were several lucky winners that day!
-=BEHIND THE SCENES=-
To be continued…
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #252
I love to help.
Oh boy.
What a game.
This guy spent days bumping only the most obvious Safety. Orcas, and yet nobody knows who we are? In fact, we are nothing like the old CODE, we just act like the exact same people.
“I run a… mining corp aimed at new players… whose entire existence supports MY efforts…”
I never read all my mail.
Some miners are desperate.
They sure do write a lot.
Yes, they are from me…
That’s right.
“Don’t be the last man standing in that dying, anti-ganking alliance full of egotists obsessed with power and control, who hated James and hate the Code. Those 4 anti-gankers who form the rotten core of Safety. People are going to assume you approve and support these people and their actions…”
Miners are positively mental.
$100 gets you $1’000’000’000 – easy instant winnings.
Cheerzah brav!
“Dude, thank you very much for what you do! I went to WWIG, saw these tears because of the destroyed Venture, and my mood immediately became better.“