Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
The Second Battle of Torrinos began in Uchomida.
A Klingon yellowboxed us without provocation.
Things went too far.
Whups.
What an absolute failure.
Just wait until tomorrow.
Oh, it’s gonna go very well.
The target moved to Torrinos.
Wow, just wow.
To be continued…
Miners love the attention.
DillonEllett > imma keep drinkin and just say i know the life yea lol , and your the osmon boss
DillonEllett > sup im about that life lol what stops you from the med fish i see your kb ,miners yes easy fish “big” kill them all afk or bot / why do you not kill the l4 – i get it if you save/alt your shit ,fun times right , so if not AND IF THIS IS YOUR MAIN FUN , im just lookin to be you know a spy , this is what i do when my boys are off so your here always im around maybe i fit passive and scan fits and you know they sit still ?
DillonEllett > hello?
DillonEllett > you put me on hold fker lol
DillonEllett > 15 mins i rl stuff i do have a lady and kid but i got that then down the street for drink brb sorry
Aiko Danuja > haha have a drink on me
That’s why they never shut up.
Welcome to EvE Online.
This is not a paid advertisement.
It’s not an easy game.
It feels good to bully Highsec miners.
It’s a lot of fun.
I find it amusing.
I’ve even met some interesting men.
Cheerzah brav.
We have fun in Highsec.
Check out this trick.
Where’d the freighter go?
Two day newbro MEMO2556 was mystified.
Princess Aiko investigates…
In EvE Online, all losses are temporary.
I’m happy to help.
He paid.
What’s next?
Time to beg.
Another registered inmate.
Indeed.
Teamwork makes the dreamwork.
Everything hung in the balance.
Real-life discord roles were at stake.
One friendship was over forever.
MEMO’s friend scammed him to haul through Uedama.
Oh my…
Poor little fellow.
He’s out of luck.
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
We all know how that turned out.
Maybe his pro friend will help him tommorrow?
Good luck little guy.
A few hours later…
Cheerzah brav!
Previously, Tee Ka tried Highsec PvP.
He lost a lot.
Tee Ka knows I am honest and true.
He’s like a father to me.
We often spend holidays together.
We are there for each other.
For Father’s Day, I played EvE Online with Daddy.
He doesn’t fit his ships very well.
He didn’t appreciate the surprise party.
I don’t even have a blob!!
We had a real heart to heart.
Tee Ka wants to get rich poor quick.
I invited him ganking.
That sounds fun!
His alts are excited to join.
To be continued…
Hey there.
Each day brings new friends.
Yesterday, I helped Lady Krabs purchase 12 mining permits.
Then she reported me to the SSR.
The next morning, Mrs. Krabs woke up to reality.
Op success.
Another content subscriber.
Now the Krabs ladies can mine in peace.
Osmon is also the home of my beloved Cultural Center.
I can’t keep a secret.
He’s a real people person.
I’m glad everyone is happy.
That’s right.
Feel free to send your isk.
Works for me.
I wonder how things are going in Osmon?
Sounds like things are going great.
Thanks for the free isk, bro.
I’m glad we are friends.
Hey there.
I’m a subject matter expert (SME).
Welcome to Part II of my FanFest Presentation.
Miners have been stalking gankers for years.
Sometimes, they just want to say hi.
Believe it or not, there are women in the galaxy.
I’m doing great, btw.
You just can’t win Incels Online.
Some people can’t decide if I’m a guy or a girl.
Bro…
In game or out of game.
Ain’t no man getting attention like this.
If I ‘win’ EvE, at least you’ll know why.
Regardless, boys only want one thing from me.
Whatever I am, they love it.
Honestly, some of them are just plain crazy.
He wants me to commit suicide, in real life.
Blocking him doesn’t work.
I’ve blocked him at least 100 times.
Ain’t I a woman?
(yes he drew that)
Here’s the same guy, a month later.
Same guy, twenty minutes later.
Three minutes later.
Another month later.
See what I mean?
Oh look, another antiganker.
These plebs are obsessed with me, in real life.
I deserve it – right?
Oh boy, it never stops.
The diagnosis is clear.
I’m gonna blog.
Some of this is funny.
Most of it is cringe.
Some of it is mental.
All of it is batshit crazy.
Oh man, I really missed out.
What???
Uh…
Anyways…
No!
To be continued…
It just keeps happening.
Oh look, there he is again.
What’s this?
Tee Ka keeps attacking me!
As it turns out…
That’s a fancy Orca!
Carebears think I’m just a mean greefer.
However, Tee Ka is starting to figure things out.
I’m fun.
That’s right.
He’s not a new player.
He’s just another miner.
Cheerzah!
Listening to: Miner Down
Some alliances are trash.
Some are not.
My alliance has a flagblog, with fun stories about Tee Ka’s alts.
We provide a real service for the community.
We are doing great!
Miners are so stupid, and they don’t even know it.
Fumbled? No loot? What?
No kidding.
Some carebears hide behind a good sport veneer.
I see right through that.
What would make my alliance better?
GarRrrAR Gr00)00)((()()()()N
What a game.
Listening to: Valefor
I’m a Highsec ganker.
I love to help new players in 0.656.
Mike Azariah can feed free frigates.
I’ll just take them away.
xd
Nobody likes a miner.
That’s right!
That’s right.
xaxa)
BONUS SCREENSHOTS
=LIVEBLOG CONTINUES=
He just needs one more thing…
Another mining permit sold.
Before James 315 passed away…
… he taught me a neat trick.
Miners never seem to understand…
Wee! (what’s happening to me?)
Haha, gankers are so stupid, right?
Wait a minute…
What’s wrong with miners??
Like hello, you died an hour ago…
Everybody loves Gallente space.
Full speed ahead…
That’s right.
Cheerzah!
