Smart miners stay docked.
Stupid miners get dunked.
That’s your only warning.
Some miners notice me.
Most of them are AFK.
A few honor my presence.
They even follow me.
Where will I go next?
Wherever the spirit takes me!
Ganking Day
Category: Faith
Happy Aikomas
Hey there.
Good times for all.
Whatever you call it, we call it a holiday.
Congrats, you earned it.
Cheerzah!
ArchyZavr Sells A Mining Permit
We’ve met Archy before.
Archy was the guy who funded Aikotown.
After swiping his credit card, Archy got bored.
He recycled his Jita trade alt, into a ganking alt.
PvP, not wealth accumulation, is the real game.
Isk can buy ships, but it can’t buy fun!
That’s right.
Abduleljudiopalestino tried to scam Archy.
We gave Abdul some legal advice.
However, he immediately tried another poverty scam.
Sometimes, you have to start small.
…then you can get the rest.
Another satisfied customer.
I was ready to make delivery.
He never did complete his delivery payments.
It was a real learning experience.
I wish him all the best in EvE Online.
=PLOT TWIST=
Abduleljudiopalestino > scammers veteran im fucking noob
Abdul is not a new player, he’s just a dumb vet.
Newbro Archy outplayed a guy with years of experience.
Nice job Archy.
The Princess and the Pleb
It’s a frequently asked question.
I’m fine, thanks.
Miners don’t value their time.
They aren’t even real miners.
I’m a princess.
I know what miners need.
Afterward, I allow them to grieve.
This is their chance to reflect.
What a nice chat.
Bye-e!
Recruiting Newbros
That’s right.
Xris was lost and alone.
Where would he go?
Xris was a real Highsec miner.
One day, Jesus rescued him.
Xris was born again.
All he needed was faith.
Xris finally found his home.
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
That’s right.
Boromir and Faramir
Faramir had a problem.
His buddy Boromir was dead.
Now Faramir was under arrest.
He owed a lot of isk.
He even tried to scam Jesus!
Too little, too late.
Mine around and find out.
Oh well.
Another happy ending in EvE Online.
Meet a Newbro
It’s new player appreciation day!
Cheerzah brav!
Fun times in EvE Online.
Another satisfied customer.
That’s right.
Slow Boil
I’m a real Highsec escort.
That’s right.
Recently, miner Nigel ran into trouble.
He’s just a 2015 newbro.
So I agreed to assist.
I love to help the little guys.
Apparently, the mining pacifists lost a control tower?
No money? No problem!
Just send me your stuff.
It was his idea!
I’m glad we came to an agreement.
Cheerzah brav!
He just needs to pay.
That’s right.
There was just one problem.
I’ve done this before.
It works well.
I call it the 30 40 70 rule.
It works like a charm.
Later that day…
I change people’s lives!
There’s a life lesson here.
=FOLLOW UP=
Tru Lof
Oh, hey there.
I know.
Everybody loves to meet me.
Everyone has their own emotional experience.
What is your story?
Well, ok then.
I sahut you.
o7 capsuleers!
Venture Standings – NOVEMBER
It’s that time of year.
We are here to help.
Without further ado, the November rankings…
- CASTOLE: 493
- James Fuchs: 193
- Nira Mangeiri: 74
- Alyx Meyers: 63
- ooo so flashy: 52
- Adako Aivoras: 51
- Dishrag: 48
- Guybertini: 37
- Speedy Billy: 31
- Ira Warwick: 28
As we head into December, CASTOLE generously motivates the other contestants, by adding an additional 25 billion isk to the PRIZE FUND. Wow, thank you CASTOLE! Remember, December is the month of kill doubling, so earn your BONUS points fast with that holiday spirit! It’s not too late to bounce back to the highest levels imaginable. This is your chance to become a TOP TIER elite Venture destroyer! Of course, if you can’t gank a Venture yourself, feel free to send isk to those who can!!
That’s right!
That’s right!
