Miners think they are invincible.
However, I have a secret weapon.
That’s right.
They are easily defeated.
What a bunch of whinebabies.
That’s right!
What a game.
Nice PvP
Category: Funerals
Lessons Learned in new New Halaima
Miners need to pay attention.
They need to try harder.
RIP Vhttps://zkillboard/kill/, the 131425081st of its kind.
I doubt he’s learned anything.
F.L.Y. S.A.F.E.
Bumping WoWbears
Miners don’t belong in our game.
Bears BEGONE!
That’s right.
What did they expect?
Nobody likes a tourit.
=BONUS BUMPING=
Miners deserve me.
That’s right.
Coming Soon to a BLOG near You!
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #357
EvE Online is a game that goes like this.
They compose poorly written insults, followed by threats.
Then they cry like a bitch.
There’s a lot of that.
Some miners are just plain stupid.
SIDEBAR: CTAPblu is a popular boy’s name!
It’s some sort of Soviet cult?
This is how you identify bots and bouncehackers.
Cool, now you know more about that map.
Nobody likes space taxes.
Everybody begs for special favours.
Miners are kinda crazy (and needy).
I love getting special little messages.
Sometimes I get a complaint.
I definitely care.
Cool story, bro.
Gem Collecting
Why do we gank them?
Enjoy a fat paragraph.
This one is a ‘philosophy miner’.
They are crazies (irl).
For real, fr.
They often like to negotiate.
I just hope he enjoyed EvE Online.
Now he’s quitting forever (again).
That’s one point for Team Safety!
Zero points for everyone else.
Oh wait, there’s more…
This is BONUS content.
Behold, an antiganker is born…
Are you keeping score?
That’s right!
He even learned a little CODE. history.
He also met our favourite little princess.
Some guys are into me.
They remember me for the rest of their life.
He won in his own little way.
o7 capsuleer!
Can Nothing
Nobody likes carebears.
They are poors.
They want cheap easy isk.
That’s right.
That’s right!
KillJoy Cries Again
Listening to: Come at Me Bro
Previously, we met a real killjoy.
I can always spot a not calm miner.
He had more to say.
He soon obtained a space attorney, BooBoo TheFoo.
Would he listen to BooBoo?
The client was most unwell.
Perhaps, it was time to resign.
So our killjoy vowed to quit.
That will teach us.
Before leaving, he admitted to mining.
He also cast a spell of immortality upon me.
I’ll see you all in eighty thousand years!
Meet a Miner
Oh look, a miner.
They ask a lot of questions.
Yep!
Another miner gone forever.
Fortunately, they are easily replaced.
It’s like he never left.
That’s right.
Quitting EvE Online
o7 to all the quitbears!
ugle banter
Welcome to my space blog.
Miners say a lot of strange things.
It’s nice to have friends.
These boomers lack social skills.
They are bads.
They are also thirsty.
Sometimes, they get very excited.
They love to chat.
I can’t wait to kill them again.
What an actual pleb.
That’s right.
