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Previously, we met lorrenzo nub.
lorrenzo doesn’t like us.
So he began building a space army.
However, first he went mining.
Ahbazon is a SAFE space.
As a findom, I expect tribute.
Of course, he also needed a mining permit.
Lorrenzo was happy, because mining permits are real.
Oh no!
Drone Task Force was on the case…
To be continued…
The entire internet has a trigger warning.
Miner duany got popped.
So he spilled all the noodles.
EvE Online is ADULT entertainment.
Woah there, calm down miner!
Duany threatened to send another balloon.
He was frustrated by the slow response time.
In 1918, there are many noodles.
What a great game!
I went a’whoring in nullsec.
I have more isk destroyed than entire alliances.
I do elite nullsec PvP.
Everybody was happy to see me.
I even offered bonus rounds.
Good times in EvE Online.
TRIGGER WARNING: MEAN WORDS
I always think, ya know, I got other things I’d rather do than play EvE Online, or write about it… but then I log in, and encounter the incredible stupidity of Idiocracy Online.
Previously, I discussed how incompetent antigankers continually fail, whilst roleplaying success. It’s never clear what they accomplished, but they sure as hell didn’t stop any gankers.
Recently, we spotted Highsec Plebtards camping Juunigashi with Stormbringers, desperately hoping to sperg lightning bolts in a windowlicking attempt to save a freighter.
The obvious solution was to warp into Uedama (with the dummydumdums following like Keystone Cops), as we then warped into Ikao, and back into Juunigashi to kill the target.
I could not conceal my contempt.
I honestly question the time I’ve invested in EvE, but at least I’m going down in history as the all time greatest. However, how does one justify investing even more time (years more than me), and yet failing to come close? It’s like, when you are slamming homeruns out of the stadium, how can you possibly have respect for a permapleb who is drunk on antifreeze and all-you-can-eat chilidogs?
Running a bunch of alts is bad enough, but imagine running a bunch of alts and failing to accomplish anything!
Apparently, some people refer to their alts as “we”.
The antiganker posed an interesting question…
I once heard of a turboautist, who wasted years following Jason, Joe/Bob, Aussie, brainlet, Benji, loyal/Trump, etc.
This goblok would always believe he saved a freighter, proudly proclaiming, “Freighter saaaaaaaaved.”
I simply cannot stand a stupid man.
However, did “we” save the freighter?
Apparently not!
Suddenly, the loser didn’t want to gloat.
Eventually, he showed the true nature of the whiteknight.
I believe him.
I’m cute!
Would you take a jump freighter through Uedama?
Is there another way to move your jump freighter?
Where were the antigankers???
The Miners of Misneden, Part 1
Previously, the miners of Misneden began to rebel.
They vowed to burn Princess Aiko alive.
The carebears had many grievances.
They denounced the sacred laws of Highsec.
Alt 00 knows how to deal with rebellion.
All miners must die.
However, gobloks tried to defend the sleepy whales.
They were doomed to eternal failure.
In EvE Online, some people are really stupid.
Alt was determined to teach them a lesson.
Misneden must burn.
To be continued…
Each day of reality is a full year in EvE Online. Obviously, battleships cannot repair catastrophic damage in the blink of an eye, nor can a spaceship accelerate instantaneously to velocities exceeding several thousand times the speed of light. That’s nonsense.
We experience EvE through a relativistic blur. One minute lasts six hours. Consequently, capsuleers are ancient space vampires, hundreds and even thousands of years old.
James 315 died in Poinen, on May 17, 2012. That was three thousand eight hundred and thirty-five years ago.
It’s been nearly a millenia, since we acknowledged this, with a modest funeral. Roleplayers continue to praise an absent messiah, but people without autism move on.
Meanwhile, CCP has waged a Great Crusade against non-profit ganking. Apparently, if you steal billions from a new player, that’s ok. However, if you gank a half penny Venture, then you are a born again griefer. With this in mind, for the past few years, I have been meditating in lowsec. What is the future of ganking, after CCP changes the rules?
Antigankers are so incompetent, that CCP decided to nerf bumping, increase hitpoints, remove tether, and prevent docking. However, if CCP truly doesn’t support PvP gameplay, then why bother? I’ve got better things to do, than fight carebear developers. If they really want to convert EvE into a boring AFK grind simulator, well ok!
Ever since Falcon left CCP, emergent gameplay has been nerfed and restricted. The PvP community has declined, and content has evaporated. James 315 was inspired by Falcon, but today we live in a different reality. It’s no longer the same game.
I was thinking about this last year (yesterday), when I arrived in Gamis. It was here, two thousand years ago, where Kalorned established his home. A lot of people claim James 315 loved them. However, who did James 315 actually write about?
This is for you, Kalooronded.
I made a profit, but that was never my intent.
CSM Angry Mustache made a fan art.
Meanwhile, carebears are concerned.
Nova worries about noob jump freighters.
Who will save the newbros?
Nova is delusional.
We met Nova last year, at the Battle of Torrinos.
This is the ‘antiganking main’ of Everess 88.
Everess knows the current year is actually 1985.
After sending me a billion isk, Everess became a former fan.
All antigankers are like totally incompetent.
What a crazy loon!
This is clinical madness.
Thanks for the free killmail!
Cheers!
Highsec is rough.
Alchemetic fled to lowsec.
Griefers in Amamake?
What is happening to EvE Online?
Alchemetic wanted quick easy isk.
However, griefers are everywhere…
This is just a game.
Why don’t griefers go to nullsec?
Lowsec should be a SAFE SPACE for new players.
Griefers are ruining the game!
Stupid space bullies!
Grrrrhathat.
