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TRIGGER WARNING: EvE Online
I got a lot of EvEMail.
Some miners want to pimp me out at Fanfest.
They love to share their fantasies.
There’s more where that came from.
Other miners want to apologize.
Even apologetic miners need mining permits.
Woah! Calm down…
o7 capsuleers!
That’s right.
Listening to: Stay Dead
Welcome back.
I’m kinda famous now.
Aiko Danuja is officially the best ganker in EvE Online!
I also teach GPT and SEO optimization on my professional blog.
Wow, I sure do meet a lot of miners…
Oh look, here’s one now!
What will they think of next?
I’m sure they will come up with something.
That’s right.
Oh, I give it up.
That’s right!
Miner Mike recently learned a valuable lesson.
Don’t mine.
Don’t you dare.
If you do, you’ll get punished.
Some miners like that.
That’s right.
Hey there.
Are you looking for love in EvE Online?
Many are in love with Kim Yo Aiko.
That’s right.
Thank you Comrade.
I’m definitely the main character.
That’s right.
I can’t wait.
I wonder what else he thinks about?
I wonder who else he thinks about?
Fortunately, I’m the most special.
That’s right.
o7 capsuleers!
To be continued…
Let’s check it out.
Safety. is such a creative alliance.
I bet I can turn that into music.
Amazing!
All true and factpilled.
q why u kill pod
a cuz i was bored n u was breathin wrong ez clapq i wasnt even flyin
a wasnt even carin lil bro welcome to spaceq but i new
a u new to dyin too ggsq had no implants
a damn bro so u broke n dead tough comboq i afk
a LMAOOO okay bet congrats now u afk in the clone bay lolq u only kill defenseless
a nah i kill wit purpose that purpose bein boredomq wat i do
a existed near me no insurance plan bad life choicesq feel bad yet
a feel bad these hands dont kno remorse lil broq can i get my stuff bak
a come outside n ask nicely lets see wat happenq u ruinin eve
a nah u ruinin local wit all that cryinq why highsec
a easy bake killmails sweet like cinnabon n u smelled deliciousq i reportin u
a snitchin wont put ur pod back together ratq got life or nah
a got killboard n bad attitudes thats better
Any other questions?
Here, have a FREE bonus song, bro.
I bet Aiko is fun at parties.
That’s right.
Listening to: No AI
That’s right.
A word to the wise…
In EvE Online, we do as I please.
We spread the Good News.
Everybody loves our positive attitude.
I’m just the cutest little thing.
What can I say?
At least we have a blog.
o7 capsuleers!
In his house, I play an important role.
Miners just need to calm down.
That’s right.
This is where the story gets complicated.
What for?
Omg, I bet she’s super hot.
At least someone enjoys EvE Online.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Hey there.
I’m Aiko!
That’s right.
That’s right!
People love me.
James 315 said I’m the best.
I’m the High Princess of Highsec.
That makes me the #1 alltime.
o7 bro!
Listening to: Silent Justice
Silent Company wanted to make a deal.
Maybe I can just kill them all?
We started with bumps in the night.
Challenge accepted.
Silent Company didn’t like the medicine.
Georgia began to feel bad for them.
So we let them enjoy some free mining.
Mining foreman The L0adi3 offered 100 million a week.
The bribe was firmly rejected.
Mining time was over.
Will Silent Company ever mine our moons again?
To be continued…
