Some guys don’t like condoms.
Oh well.
Everyone else is having a great time.
That’s right.
07 capsuleers!
xD
=BONUS EASTER CONTENT=
Happy Easter
Category: Sex
Go Hard
Listening to: Gank Hard
Hey there.
Safety is a “herd of morons”.
Isn’t that right?
It’s a common question.
Honestly, we are having fun.
Miners sure have a lot to say.
They don’t like gankers.
We don’t like them either.
The solution is obvious.
That’s right.
That’s right!
That’s right!!!
Get some.
EvE Online is not an easy game.
We love to help.
CCP needs the money.
Valar morghulis.
That just how it be.
All miners must die.
o7 capsuleer!
Krig’s Korner, Episode 22
Yup.
I am living the dream.
I sure meet a lot of miners!
They are crybaby losers.
Oh look, another one…
Her boyfriend/simp/husband/alts were hysterical.
Some miners are noisy.
EvE Online is no place for children.
What will they say next?
There’s a lot to unpack here…
Actually, Aiko is pretty cool.
I bet she’s got a honeable muffler for every onne to use.
G’dayum grr.
Pirate Pride
Welcome to EvE Online.
That’s right.
Every miner has a dream.
They are gonna get rich quick.
Meanwhile, I’m looking great.
Cheerzah!
Rookie Salt
Why kill corvettes?
I gank for fun, not isk.
If you don’t like it, whatever.
We are here for entertainment.
The true measure of a kill is the salt.
Any gankbear can get yet another killmail.
I’ve got tens of thousands (more than you).
So no, I’m not sorry.
Some people will never understand.
It’s not about isk (or slot plug count).
It’s about actual FUN in EvE Online.
I’m a real gankerette.
Unfortunately, some people are never happy.
They literally sit there for hours.
That drives them crazy.
What will happen next?
Actually, maybe I should make a website?
This sounds like content!
Oh wait, there’s more?
That’s right.
That’s right!
That’s right…
Until next time…
Welcome back!
To be continued?
Oh look, this miner did a cloak trick…
That’s incredible.
Anyways…
That’s why we gank miners.
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #251
Welcome to EvE Online.
This is a serious game.
That’s right.
Cool story bro.
Ok then.
Thanks for the intel.
That’s right.
Cheerzah brav!
Works every time… always!
Contact me with any questions or concerns…
You love it.
No Don’t
I enjoy PvP.
That’s right.
Are you having fun?
Carebears remain salty forever.
Is that you loyalanon?
What a miner.
Cry Harder
Hey there.
Some gankbears are SALTY.
They miss James 315… where’d he go?
Now they’ve got to deal with me.
I’m very popular these days.
I love it.
That’s right.
That’s right…
Cheerzah!
=Weird Font Color Autism=
Isn’t that right?
Clamplay
Hey there.
Welcome to EvE Online.
Cool story bro.
Everybody needs Safety.
Unfortunately, we don’t need losers.
We especially don’t need carebears.
Meanwhile, Hrothgar loves miner for3skin.
Well, ok then.
Isn’t that funny?
That’s right.
Do you like that?
I know how to have a good time.
Do you?
Cheerzah!
