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TRIGGER WARNING: EvE Online
I got a lot of EvEMail.
Some miners want to pimp me out at Fanfest.
They love to share their fantasies.
There’s more where that came from.
Other miners want to apologize.
Even apologetic miners need mining permits.
Woah! Calm down…
o7 capsuleers!
That’s right.
Listening to: Stay Dead
Welcome back.
I’m kinda famous now.
Aiko Danuja is officially the best ganker in EvE Online!
I also teach GPT and SEO optimization on my professional blog.
Wow, I sure do meet a lot of miners…
Oh look, here’s one now!
What will they think of next?
I’m sure they will come up with something.
That’s right.
Oh, I give it up.
That’s right!
Miner Mike recently learned a valuable lesson.
Don’t mine.
Don’t you dare.
If you do, you’ll get punished.
Some miners like that.
That’s right.
Listening to: Undock and Die
I’m gonna keep making AI music.
That means I’m a real content creator.
I’m doing very well, thank you.
That’s right.
I sure do enjoy EvE Online.
This is why we always shoot miners.
o7 capsuleers!
Listening to: No AI
That’s right.
A word to the wise…
In EvE Online, we do as I please.
We spread the Good News.
Everybody loves our positive attitude.
I’m just the cutest little thing.
What can I say?
At least we have a blog.
o7 capsuleers!
Welcome to the best EvE Online blog.
CCP’s best advertising is customer review.
What a sport!
That’s right.
That’s right!
In Halaima?
It’s not her first time.
Dakkonka is a repeat customer.
We know.
Ya know?
The other miners know what’s up.
There’s gotta be a better place to mine.
o7
People notice me.
ACHTUNG AIKO!
Everybody is happy to see me.
Some miners read my bio.
I always welcome input.
Many tell me their story.
I can’t save them all.
I guess I’m the best.
That’s right!
o7
In his house, I play an important role.
Miners just need to calm down.
That’s right.
This is where the story gets complicated.
What for?
Omg, I bet she’s super hot.
At least someone enjoys EvE Online.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Listening to: Silent Justice
Silent Company wanted to make a deal.
Maybe I can just kill them all?
We started with bumps in the night.
Challenge accepted.
Silent Company didn’t like the medicine.
Georgia began to feel bad for them.
So we let them enjoy some free mining.
Mining foreman The L0adi3 offered 100 million a week.
The bribe was firmly rejected.
Mining time was over.
Will Silent Company ever mine our moons again?
To be continued…
