
Miners love what I do.

I also enjoy the game.

We have a lot of fun in EvE Online.

I don’t ever do anything else.

All I want to do is kill miners.

I hope everybody else is having a good time!

That’s right.

That’s right!

Official Home of the New Order of Highsec

Miners love what I do.

I also enjoy the game.

We have a lot of fun in EvE Online.

I don’t ever do anything else.

All I want to do is kill miners.

I hope everybody else is having a good time!

That’s right.

That’s right!


That’s right…

That’s right!

=BONUS POSTS=


Hey there.

Who is the greatest ganker in the history of EvE Online?
It’s obviously Aiko Danuja.

I’m cute (and I bite).

That’s right.

That’s right!

I’m here to help!


Some losers don’t like me.

Some of them are super salty.

This is an intervention.

Will TheInternet finally learn a lesson?

What is it exactly???

Oh look, it’s a Machariel!

Suddenly – gankers…

What’s your reason to get SUPER big MAD salty?

Bumpers and gankers are often in complex relationships.

That’s right.

To be continued…




Miners die all the time.

Then they make wild threads threats.

Afterwards, they always go crazy.

What did he say? Hint: Miners love blowjobs!

Newbro Yukee Pm offered some words of wisdom.

You won’t find this content playing EvE Online via Reddit!

Upon reflection, Paderno decided my channel is pretty cool.

Why Was I Ganked? is where the greatest players in the game…

…listen to miners cry about their fate.

That’s right.


No surprises here.

Another disgusting battleminer.


EvE Online is not an easy game.

Meanwhile, in the Democratic People’s Republic of Khanid.

That’s right.



It’s true.

That’s right…

That’s right!

I know what these boys want.

They usually have a lot of special requests.

Then they get straight to business.

I feel like there’s a consistent theme here…

They always say a lot of inappropriate stuff!

Sometimes, they have to apologize.

Consequences are never the same.

Usually, they just freak out.

I guess they are having fun.

They tell me so all the time.

Sometimes, I even believe them.

Isn’t this the truth?

Yesterday, we enjoyed some mining essays.

Would I have the last laugh?

Sepathori vowed to vanquish the gankers.

He declared eternal wares upon me (and the website of ridicule).


Would CCP end ganking forever and ever?

Doubt…

That’s right.

That’s right!

Silly bears.

o7 capsuleers!!!


Miners love to write.

I love to read their little essays.

CCP better not ban me!

Maybe someday I’ll find a boyfriend? (I hope he ganks…)

That’s right…

That’s right!

o7 capsuleers!
