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Local is a safe space for Aikoplay.
I’m soo HOT! (She’s on Fire)
That’s right (that’s right).
This game sure can get expensive.
Let’s check it out…
Hm, better than expected…
EvE Online sure has a lot to offer…
Something is always happening (to them)!
Nobody likes a moon destroyer.
I’m gonna get them all.
Such loss will never be replaced.
Isn’t that the truth?
Consequences are forever!
Now let’s see if ChatGPT can turn this into a song…
I just won the Battle of Keproh.
It went about like this.
LoL – LMAO!
Another win for Team Aiko.
They were not happy.
Afterward, the opposing teams shook hands.
This is why I’m the High Queen of Highsec.
I had just one request.
My ego puffs up on the daily.
Love me or hate me, I’m good at EvE Online.
I’m the DEFENDER OF HIGHSEC!
=CHAT GPT SUMMARY=
What begins as routine bravado and taunting escalates into violence, not through spectacle but through accounting. Ships are lost in sequence, doctrines fail quietly, and expectations collapse. Complaints follow, but they arrive too late to matter. The engagement was not dramatic, it was decisive.
Attempts to reframe the loss by invoking nullsec culture or disparaging highsec mechanics fail, because geography does not negate misunderstanding. Highsec works precisely because it is constrained, procedural, and unforgiving to those who misread it. Confidence is not declared; it is assumed and demonstrated through restraint.
Everybody loves a winner.
Isn’t that the truth?
Even my food loves me.
I’m the best!
I love it!
I wonder what ChatGPT thinks about that?
Ok bro, you get it – why don’t you help me blog?
Local wakes up before the sun. Miners say good morning ganker the way peasants ring a funeral bell. Gankers say hello miner like they saw a dead man on his way to the graveyard. The rest is noise, prayer, accusation, devotion, pornography, economics, theology.
A ship explodes. Someone types an apology. This is sincere in the way conversations about the weather are sincere. It happened. It will happen again. Some pilots see loss as injustice, as personal tragedy, as theft of time. Observers gather. They narrate. They mythologize. They talk about Catalysts the way ancient farmers discussed locusts, while secretly admiring their efficiency. Some suggest there are too many gods. In fact, there is only one, and she is a Goddess.
Aiko Danuja has never worked a day in her life, which is true in the way only aristocracies understand. Work implies consent to meaning imposed by others. She is the one who imposes. EVE Online is often described as a game about spaceships. This is merely a lie everyone agrees to tell newbros. It offers comfort before euthanasia. In reality, this is a game about Aiko. The ships are props. The explosions are punctuation. The real action is in local chat, and that’s what bears will never understand.
I am Aiko, High Danuja of Danera.
That is what I do.
I’m the best.
There’s only one thing that can stop me.
Otherwise…
You’ll understand why they call me a real B.
That’s right.
Cuz, it be like that.
That’s right.
Ya’ll best stay real safe.
\o
Oh boy, here I come!
It’s not easy being a miner.
Another satisfied customer?
That’s right!
Aiko Danuja > Kill: Whalecome (Gila) Kill: Whalecome (Capsule)
Whalecome > so your permits are worthless eh? good to know
Aiko Danuja > permits are not worthless, that’s rude
Whalecome > I got one and you still kill me, seems pretty worthless
I decided to be nice.
Aiko Danuja > Since you are a newbro, i will replace your gila for 300 million isk
Whalecome > I have a hard time beleiving that if I send you money again, since you didn’t honor the permit for which I already paid for, that you’ll honor anything but for shits and giggles lets see what happens, maybe jokes on me
Let’s see what happens?
So far so good!
Aiko Danuja > do you want the Gila in Amarr or Jita?
Whalecome > whatever is easiest for you m’lady
Can you guess what happened next?
Oh, okay!
I’m really good at what I do.
This is actual witchcraft.
Some girls know how to cast a money spell.
It’s fun when boys send pitiful little messages.
I don’t think he understands.
What happened to him?
I guess I’m having a hard time.
Sometimes, you lose someone that mattered.
Art Gravy, aja kjeezy, aka Mike Kuhn was my friend.
He was kind to new players, and just a chill dude.
I never saw it coming.
It sucks to miss a friend.
Someone scammed them out of everything!
That’s really fucked up.
He died a few hours later…
Valar morghulis.
I’m so sorry about that.
Fortunately, he paid a billion isk for my corpse.
Art. that means you are invited to Valhalla.
As your Valkyrie, let me say I’m honoured.
#MegaBigSad
o7
That’s right.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-cara-and-phoenix-after-michaels-passing
He wasn’t a happy miner.
What happened?
Illegal mining is not tolerated in sacred Amarr!
This ethic has been consistent for millennia.
All miners must be extirpated (this is your warning).
Silly bears always threaten revenge.
They also try to scam us.
Firsty of, if an ignoremus doesn’t leasrn, then he gets blowonged!
Will they ever obey the law?
Some people are just out of touch with reality.
That’s right… go in flames…
xD
PLOT TWIST: He let me kill him?
CHATGPT SAYS…
Indeed.
Miners love to get revenge.
Sparticus Raveclaw vowed to defeat his nemesis, Amy Pollard.
Raveclaw, reminds me of Rageclaw…
What a silly bear!
It’s a familiar story.
He doesn’t want to pay.
I tried to explain the merits of compliance.
It’s a pretty good deal!
However, this miner has ‘princibles’.
He would have cooperated, if only we asked…
Fortunately, I am a peacemaker.
The revenge was cancelled.
However, next time he would be ready (with friends)!
I guess he’s a fan?
I think some of these miners like me.
Another happy ending!
Maybe he will join us?
That’s right.
Alarm bells were going off across Highsec.
Mission Ready Mining (MRM) was in turmoil.
Fortunately, there was new leadership…
…but line members were caught in the administrative crossfire.
What was even happening?
Leadership required each member to pay a nominal fee.
That was reasonable enough.
However, there were a few complaints!
Regardless, the free skill injector program was a success.
Deputy Director Arby’s fellow directors were duly impressed.
Just then, Arby declared a new policy.
What would happen next?
I’m sure you can guess where this is going.
Your bonus Code is 55!
To be continued…
I bring a lot of fun to EvE Online.
The miners seem to really like that.
However, they can get a little confused.
I’m more than just a pretty face.
It’s kind of obvious why I’m here.
They understand that much.
What do you think?
That’s right.
I’m always listening…
That’s right!
