Oh hi.
Happy to help.
Some truths can’t be denied.
Nobody likes a miner.
Let’s just observe the facts.
They can’t pay to win.
They are poors…
…because they are bads.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Pretty Penny
Category: Victory
June 1 Day
Welcome back…
It’s gonna be another day in EvE Online!
We love to meet new players.
Only crybabies are crying.
Hedvard Vetranax went from zero to hero.
Some people are happy capsulers.
That’s why CCP allows us to gank them.
Are you having fun?
Maybe you just don’t get it.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Cheerzah brav…
Godbue V3rbal
Hey there.
Another Highsec quitbaby.
That’s right.
Gudbui miner.
I’m glad his toion enjoyed the gagain.
Glory to the DPRH!
Dakkonka
Dakkonka is a miner.
She sure do love mining.
Unfortunately, she is usually always AFK.
Sometimes, she notices me killing her fleet.
Dakkonka misses out on a lot while AFK.
She also loses a lot of Mackinaws.
One day, she started talking.
Dakkonka likes me a lot.
Finally, she understands our racket.
She’s done with ganking.
Now she’s just a simple ice farmer.
Aren’t they all?
So we completed her tax audit.
That’s right.
She wanted to purchase freedom, and a mining permit.
So we sent her the bill.
Ok!
Another satisfied customer.
Three Star Amiral
Some people roleplay as master miners.
However, Amiral M.S. Nardieu failed to defend the fleet MTU.
Can you guess what was inside?
Amazing.
About Me (Aiko Danuja)
That’s me!
I host the popular Why Was I Ganked? channel.
It’s a place for miners to meet cool people.
That makes me a real space celebrity.
Those other losers have bad alliances with dead channels.
People like me because I’m fun and interesting.
You’ll want to pay attention.
That’s right.
Cheerzah!
2009 Newbro
Another new player…
That’s right.
Galtaz > Really? I have nada.. just trying to learn.. thanks for making me leave EVE.. no point playing i guess
Another space crybaby…
Galtaz > FU!!! Really
Galtaz > FU I said.. scum like oyu make this game unpålayable.
Galtaz > Can’t even learn the game
Galtaz > I was trying to learn to scan and here you come killing a noob in a boon ship.
#SAD
Galtaz > So sad!
Galtaz > And you need a life.. and a new brain!
Good Girl Kara > have you not learned anything in your years playing?
Test Alliance Dead Alliance
I won a real null battle.
They were bads.
Nullbears can’t even survive Highsec…
I know what happened next!
We killed them all.
That’s right.
RIP!
Big Bounty
Get rich quick.
Maybe have fun?
Everybody is welcome!
EvE Online is new player friendly.
That’s right.
Miner Thoughts
Hey there.
Carebears always want to chat.
They have some interesting ideas.
What will the miners think of next?
Wow!
Is that right?
Really?
Safety CODE. is doing great.
What’s our secret?
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers!
