Category: Victory

Gem Collecting

Why do we gank them?

Enjoy a fat paragraph.

This one is a ‘philosophy miner’.

They are crazies (irl).

For real, fr.

They often like to negotiate.

I just hope he enjoyed EvE Online.

Now he’s quitting forever (again).

That’s one point for Team Safety!

Zero points for everyone else.

Oh wait, there’s more…

This is BONUS content.

Behold, an antiganker is born…

Are you keeping score?

That’s right.

That’s right!

He even learned a little CODE. history.

He also met our favourite little princess.

Some guys are into me.

They remember me for the rest of their life.

He won in his own little way.

o7 capsuleer!

Straight As

Listening to: High All Day

Oh hey, I’m back from midterms.

I’m just a cute coed.

I’m definitely not an archvillain.

If you play like me, maybe you can be like me.

Today, I’ll be discussing how to sell a mining permit.

Let’s do one now.

Step 2: Sales

Just say yes, and take the isk.

In EvE Online, players pay money to advertise Aiko Danuja.

This is recommended best practice.

I’m running a serious space business.

That’s another tip of the hat to High Princess Aiko Danuja.

I’m simply the best.

That’s right.

That’s right!

EvE Online is such a cruel game.

That doesn’t mean I need to be a baddie.

You can join me for a fun time!

Dracula Whinebaby

He had a ship that could shoot back.

Meanwhile, another miner started to cry.

Shooting back just isn’t enough.

It was a good fight.

The miners backed each other up.

Not everyone can be me.

I’m kinda the best.

That’s right.

Oh look, I killed Dracula.

I also caught Captain Hook.

Cool.

Here’s another clam miner.

o7 capsuleers!

Sovereign Miner

Watching: Sovereign Citizen Moments

Here’s the TLDR:

R3aper992 is our star of the day.

What a miner.

Nice pod!

I know what miners want.

A few minutes later…

He’s a sovereign citizen!

That’s right.

He’s a free miner.

A stateless traveler.

I wonder what else he has to say?

Check this out!

Textbok sovvie.

He definitely knows Admiralty law!

If you don’t make a contract, they can’t arrest you.

I wonder if he believes in aliens?

Any last words?

Later that day…

We diagnosed him with a case of the crazies.

That’s right.

That’s right!

Dreaming About Aiko

Hey there.

Are you looking for love in EvE Online?

Many are in love with Kim Yo Aiko.

That’s right.

Thank you Comrade.

I’m definitely the main character.

That’s right.

I can’t wait.

I wonder what else he thinks about?

I wonder who else he thinks about?

Fortunately, I’m the most special.

That’s right.

o7 capsuleers!

To be continued…

Fat Wiggers Inc.

Let’s check it out.

Safety. is such a creative alliance.

I bet I can turn that into music.

Amazing!

All true and factpilled.

q why u kill pod
a cuz i was bored n u was breathin wrong ez clap

q i wasnt even flyin
a wasnt even carin lil bro welcome to space

q but i new
a u new to dyin too ggs

q had no implants
a damn bro so u broke n dead tough combo

q i afk
a LMAOOO okay bet congrats now u afk in the clone bay lol

q u only kill defenseless
a nah i kill wit purpose that purpose bein boredom

q wat i do
a existed near me no insurance plan bad life choices

q feel bad yet
a feel bad these hands dont kno remorse lil bro

q can i get my stuff bak
a come outside n ask nicely lets see wat happen

q u ruinin eve
a nah u ruinin local wit all that cryin

q why highsec
a easy bake killmails sweet like cinnabon n u smelled delicious

q i reportin u
a snitchin wont put ur pod back together rat

q got life or nah
a got killboard n bad attitudes thats better

Any other questions?

Here, have a FREE bonus song, bro.

I bet Aiko is fun at parties.

That’s right.