Yria is Syria, Part 6

Listening to: Silent Justice

Yria is Syria, Part 1

Some miners talk a lot of trash.

One day, one of my best friend returned to EvE Online.

Then he invited all his alts to punish the bullies.

They crossed our red line!

These are consequences, which will never be the same.

Do bigots deserve acts of counterbullying?

The carebears tried to intimidate us.

This was going to be a multibox war crowd dispersal.

When it was all over…

Who do you think won?

That’s right.

Silent Company got bumped off our moons.

To be continued…

Straight As

Listening to: High All Day

Oh hey, I’m back from midterms.

I’m just a cute coed.

I’m definitely not an archvillain.

If you play like me, maybe you can be like me.

Today, I’ll be discussing how to sell a mining permit.

Let’s do one now.

Step 2: Sales

Just say yes, and take the isk.

In EvE Online, players pay money to advertise Aiko Danuja.

This is recommended best practice.

I’m running a serious space business.

That’s another tip of the hat to High Princess Aiko Danuja.

I’m simply the best.

That’s right.

That’s right!

EvE Online is such a cruel game.

That doesn’t mean I need to be a baddie.

You can join me for a fun time!

Dreaming About Aiko

Hey there.

Are you looking for love in EvE Online?

Many are in love with Kim Yo Aiko.

That’s right.

Thank you Comrade.

I’m definitely the main character.

That’s right.

I can’t wait.

I wonder what else he thinks about?

I wonder who else he thinks about?

Fortunately, I’m the most special.

That’s right.

o7 capsuleers!

To be continued…

Undock and Die

Listening to: Undock and Die

I’m gonna keep making AI music.

That means I’m a real content creator.

I’m doing very well, thank you.

That’s right.

I sure do enjoy EvE Online.

This is why we always shoot miners.

o7 capsuleers!