Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Hey there!
I’m the best minerjammer in the game.
Aiko Danuja is a PvP champion.
She even hunts Highsec miners!
Vitaly GD tried to negotiate with my alt.
He was just another liar.
I know how to deal with miners.
He lost everything.
It wasn’t enough.
What a silly bear…
Previously, Exanon Alleile went questing for a Mackinaw…
However, the Mackinaw was in another system.
I forgot about Exanon, until I received a mysterious message.
The name seemed familiar…
It was the ghost of future trash…
Haha, lol.
HEAVEN WINGS went to hell.
Dead miners gnash their teeth and cry in vain.
Such a sad little bear!
Thank you, caward psyq!
People are starting to notice.
I’m minerjamming.
It’s pretty great.
I’m like a sexy James 315, in Tama!
Same blue background, with a super cute face!
Xaxaxa)
Did you know I multibox multiple alpha accounts?
Oh ho ho.
This is the best.
Ain’t never gonna stop!
Miner Durishaka couldn’t get enough.
He didn’t know what to think.
EDITOR’S NOTE: What’s the point of streaming if you remove your clips?
Transcript, “Aiko is a super toxic b… with an army of simps!”
So he checked me out on Google.
Transcript, “Googling Princess Aiko, and the first result is sex with James 315…”
EDITOR’S NOTE: What’s the point of streaming if you remove your clips?
What a goofus!
That’s right!
That’s right!
I continue toward an amazing destiny.
Former fans have an axis of autism.
However, we have something better.
We have a Princess.
You just can’t argue with success!
The future of the CODE. is safe.
That’s right!
That’s right!
That’s right!
I’ve started minerjamming.
Thusly ended a violent reign o’ terror.
Afterward, Kalypsion acknowledged my victory.
He was surprised women play EvE Online.
Thanks for the free ego boosts, bro.
I’m glad there are no hard feelings.
Even the best antigankers strive to perfect their craft.
Recently, I decided to level up.
I just won’t fight ships that can shoot back.
Tama is a safe space for my friends.
You are on Team Aiko, or you are trash.
Even big dog streamers are watching me.
There’s nothing else they can do.
Here’s a funny thought.
I literally have no balls, at all — in real life!
Listening to: Chantilly Lace
Erik Draven was ganked by the Loot Fairy.
Poor Erik didn’t have a friend in the galaxy(((
Freedom left him empty inside.
Erik found himself watching a certain someone.
He began to feel something special.
This was his big chance, but did he really have to pay?!
Erik wanted to learn more about the High High Heroin.
As he studied her Holy Word, he was filled with FAITH.
Unlike Hrothgrrarianism, this is a CODE. which people want to be part of.
Doubting Erik experienced a miraculous conversion.
He wasn’t gonna wind up in an incel Lewakian monastery.
True happiness is Chantilly lace and a pretty face…
…and a pony tail ahangin down!
So spend all your money!
