Miners just want to make money.
Was it a good fight?
Such “wisdom” does not come down from heaven but is earthly, unspiritual, demonic.
CHAT LETS GO (pop off)
My alliance is doing well.
You love my -10 stats.
Lately, I’ve been expanding.
Highsec gankers are doing better than nullsec titanbears.
We are a top tier alliance.
Some people are salty about our success.
The wraiths are hungry.
Never go full Ward.
You’ll look stupid (and salty)!
Some people gank Orcas, and some people are Bingo cards.
It must suck to know I have no life, and can play EVE every day.
If you are gonna trash talk me, make sure not to trash talk yourself.
Hm!
Viirilithizu always knows how to cheer me up.
Previously, Ward wanted killmails…
Now, he doesn’t want them!
Does Ward sound like a salty meme to you?
I wonder if he will stop ranting?
I wish I knew how to do real PvP.
Thanks for helping me write a blog post.
Stay in touch!
I’m glad you are content.
Seriously though…
Meltdowns are forever.
Okay?
I have my doubts!
Game Over
Miners need attention.
They are usually poor sports.
Crabs aren’t the smartest, even in real-life.
They are rarely calm.
Carebears are slow learners…
…but they are learning.
I’m Princess Aiko.
I’m so elite.
Who’s your mommy?
That’s right.
Go to Hek
I’m currently visiting the tomb of James.
Locals are excited to meet me.
Minnieminers are especially stupid.
Following their recent eviction, PAPI remnants have consolidated in and around Nakugard, to the east, west, north, and south somewhat.
This is an especially popular spot.
These miners have elite nullbear mains.
Readers of Minerbumping.com will recall the story of Timopotamus, a brilliant agent who was enforcing the CODE. long before plebs like Super Perforator ever heard of 315. You will be pleased to know that Timopotamus is still out there, always watching, and (believe it or not) he even submits content to this blog.
Spoiler: Maugrim Rax failed to destroy Timopotamus.
On a whim, we double killed a pair of Procurers.
We also won an elite 1v1 duel.
Jinx!
It sure sucks to be a miner.
Nobody likes a poor.
They are only good for one thing.
fu princess
evan mclean (aka not Kalle) has a special message for yours truly.
I am the greatest capsuleer.
Someday, they will make an Aiko statue.
loyalanon said he’s proud of me, bro.
I’m just the best.
Everyone agrees.
Only plebs get unironically salty with me.
Some people are idiots.
Everybody else knows the truth.
Cheers!
Miner Madness
I don’t pay much attention to miners.
However, the latest patch has triggered a wave of mewling.
I’m not sure what the fuss is about.
CCP has set an irrational precedent, allowing crybabies in Jita the delusion that anybody cares about them. Pro tip: nobody cares.
I spoke with an unironic Highsec miner.
What’s wrong miner?
Is this the end of AFK mining?
Will miners adapt to economic realities?
Two things are for certain.
Mining is boring, and miners are poors.
There’s no shame in quitting.
Miners need to focus on the big picture.
This is good news.
Boris Goes Bananas, Part 3
Previously, in EVE Online… a miner died (thrice).
Boris was dismayed, because his lesbian aunt is a Highsec ganker.
These are actual screenshots of EVE Online gameplay.
Like many miners, Boris doesn’t care about mining.
Losers just love to explain how they still don’t care.
I’m happy to listen.
I am Aiko, Princess of the Forest…
…and Slut of Copenhagen.
I look forward to hearing from you.
What a game…
We will get to Paradise – and you will all just die!
V.V.Putin
Boris sure trolled me.
I’m a scary girl!
Boris Goes Bananas, Part 2
Previously, in James 315 Space… Boris lost another Retriever.
:TRIGGER WARNING:
EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT (AND RACISM) IN EVE ONLINE
Aveve needs to learn how to take clear screenshots.
Doesn’t that look better?
Regardless, this is good stuff.
In EvE Online, Boris roleplays as a Christian miner.
He is persecuted, by homosexual terrorists.
Someday, if he can afford a boat, he will fight the dog fuckers.
I don’t want Boris to get banned. I find this entertaining!
Boris, you crazy Russian!
To be continued…
Boris Goes Bananas
We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.
Boris does not tolerate fools, or bad prostates.
He knows this is a video game.
Unfortunately, Boris lost three barges, in outer space.
In a game like EVE Online, this is a blunder.
Boris was about to get serious.
To be continued…
Nope
Yesterday, we stared into the abyss.
Was this the end of the galaxy?
Novus Ordo antigankers tried to report gankers for pulling, but the EVE community came together and defended our Highsec traditions.
All is well!
We celebrated by exploit dunking in Uedama.
Here’s a video!
In other news, an Orca had a Safety incident.
Safety inspectors are investigating.
Let’s examine the SRP request.
Ah, I found the problem…
You were trying to run your own business.
Safety first, always!
