We know miners are bots, but they think we are rats.
Mean mean meanies.
Please don’t send me to a brothel.
Mining sure is hard, with Trigs and Gankers in local.
It’s especially difficult, when you are AFK.
You better look at your computer screen.
Someone is trying to kill you.
Someone wants your money.
Just calm down.
We wish you all the best.
So please obey the law…
…and send us your money.