What do you think?
They can’t help but admire us.
In EvE Online, newbros create content (unlike burnt out boomers).
Cool cat CASTOLE is living RENT FREE.
I bet CASTOLE is BIG MAD, isn’t that sound right?
CASTOLE is our 2025 New Player of the Year!
Who do you think has the right attitude?
We recently hosted the 25th Annual Bitterbear vs Newbro Tournament. If you are unfamiliar with the competition, perhaps because you are new to EvE Online, I will explain. We picked an older player, Hrothgar Nilsson (who has been playing for 14 years), and Hrothgar was paired against CASTOLE (who is a total beginner). Hrothy represented Novus Plebo, while CASTOLE represented the mighty Team Safety.
AMAZING!
CASTOLE defeated Hrothgar Nilsson, 12-1.
Unlike Hrothy, CASTOLE is an elite ganker.
I bet the Conference of Novus Plebo would love to recruit him.
Good luck with that.
That’s right.
Hey look! CASTOLE is recruiting other newbros…
Maybe I’ll talk to everybody?
I can finally tell my side of the story (again and again).
I guess it’s that time again.
o7 from Highsec!
To be continued…
