TRIGGER WARNING: EvE Online
Recently, we encountered an observer.
Catalina Asanari had something to say.
We’ve heard this before!
It never gets old…
I encouraged her to calm down.
Local chat thought she was hyperbolic.
Catalina Asanari > you gonna come to null???
Catalina Asanari > id love to find you there.. lol
Cassian Vale > now you’re just getting desperate
Aiko Danuja > Why dont you just try a permit?
Catalina Asanari > the devs never put it in the game .
Admiral Jackson Wolfe > Hi Aiko Danuja
Monika Hrastin > this is like when my parents got home and started yelling at each other 🙁
Yes Mr Cheng > i wish my parents would come home
I tried to just keep it real.
However, Catalina kept doubling down on negativity.
She poured out endless salt.
I believe in quality over quantity.
Catalina believes in sheer vitriol.
What if we reversed roles?
When you think about it, I’m not so bad.
She was as bad as that other guy!
Catalina wanted me outOUTout.
Eventually, I ganked something in the adjacent system.
Catalina wasn’t happy when I came right back.
Apparently, I’ve met Catalina before (but I don’t remember)…
She kept crying for a full week.
That’s kind of crazy!
Eventually, she suggested I commit suicide.
That’s right.
