Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
It’s easy mode, with no CONCORD.
Trust me, they cry just as much.
I gank in Highsec for a reason.
Call me callous.
I’m killing your alliance, right now.
That’s reality.
Somebody said Absolute Order is a ganking alliance?
“Involved with” ganking, yes but…
That attracts the wrong kind of attention.
I never forget a bad Highsec guild.
Hey, I hotdrop in High.
I’m cool.
Listening to: Classic Jungle Minx
Hey there, Credo Crusaders.
We love miners) )
That’s true.
Why run with Safety?
Well, why not?
That’s right.
Do your thing in EvE Online.
I’m having fun.
Stay Safe!
Cheerzah!
What happened?
Nobody likes a miner.
We kill miners )))
“Bitch, you are jerking people off killing them. I feel sad that your older brother rapes you. Your attempt to self validate on the internet will not help. You need a real psychologist. You are sick. I pity you”
I pity the miner.
Why does the miner spew?
Let’s find out!
Get drained.
Let’s read that again…
That’s right.
That’s right!
Welcome to EvE Online.
There’s a learning curve.
That’s right.
Service guaranteed.
Agents are standing by.
I love this game.
That’s right…
Hey there.
We ganked a garbage truck.
Garbage can tycoon.
Billions of catalysts died…
Miners be crazy in EvE Online.
Facts…
This is the game we play…
Even garbage haulers are miners!
Be ye pirate, or be ye miner?
At least he’s not mad.
Talking about real dollars…
Oh my.
Miners deserve their fate.
I hope they calm down.
No reason to be dramatic.
Anyways…
Nobody likes a miner.
For real.
Yikesaroo…
It’s crazy, right?
That’s right.
The war went poorly.
So then, they recruited their own tormentors.
In hindsight, that was kinda dumb.
Things were getting real.
In Uemisaisen, old friends met again.
New players had their first adventure.
Would the carebears save them?
Doubt.
They needed Assistance.
Whee, indeed.
To be continued…
Of course you do.
These days, it’s not just Highsec.
Some agents have been helping wormbears.
PI botter down!
Go HighSecGanker go!
Of course, Highsec remains our beloved home.
One miner (I forget who), drew me euthanizing them.
The mind of a miner is a terrible thing…
He knows…
Dock up!
It’s not easy being a miner.
Antigankers can’t save you.
CCP won’t save you.
You might as well quit.
That’s right.
Listening to: Shadow Hunter
Oh hi, ya, I live here.
Sort of like a place you might expect me.
This is what GPT says we do.
#1 alltime destroyer/battlecruiser/bomber ALLTIME CHAMPIONS
PewPEWpew – heavy flak from barski
Now that’s REAL PvP.
I’ll add him to the list.
2+8+3=1 Dead Orca
It’s never too late to repent.
They wonder why we gank them…
COMING SOON
In thirteen plus one day…
=THIS SUMMER=
4.91 = 4 + 9 + 1 = 13 + 1
4 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 4 = 13 + 1
We caught a war criminal, in EvE Online.
Governor Lee tried to annex Lonetrek (again).
Not on my watch!
The absolute plebs are on my list.
That’s right.
They are bad at mining, ganking, and antiganking.
In EvE Online, miners be crazy.
Get blocked!
Like seriously.
Welcome to the Absolute Matrix.
It’s full of trash.
They are never calm.
In EvE Online, we pick our own fights.
Who will Absolute Order send against me?
I sure hope they figure it out.
FROM DOWNTOWN
Every miner must obey the law.
That’s right.
Was everything over forever?
One week, mom survived…
The Russians paid 35 billion, for one week of Highsec PvE.
The next spawn was an island in Solitude.
Suddenly, lazy carebears didn’t want to PvE.
They blamed us, and CCP.
The bears didn’t even try.
They wished Hawk would rescue them.
They wanted mom to die.
Highsec miners just want free easy isk.
Island isk wasn’t good enough.
To be continued…
