Category: Agents

Empty

What happened?

Nobody likes a miner.

We kill miners )))

“Bitch, you are jerking people off killing them. I feel sad that your older brother rapes you. Your attempt to self validate on the internet will not help. You need a real psychologist. You are sick. I pity you”

I pity the miner.

Why does the miner spew?

Let’s find out!

Get drained.

Let’s read that again…

That’s right.

That’s right!

Welcome to EvE Online.

There’s a learning curve.

That’s right.

Service guaranteed.

Agents are standing by.

I love this game.

That’s right…


Garbage Down

Hey there.

We ganked a garbage truck.

Garbage can tycoon.

Billions of catalysts died…

Miners be crazy in EvE Online.

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Facts…

This is the game we play…

Even garbage haulers are miners!

Be ye pirate, or be ye miner?

At least he’s not mad.

Talking about real dollars…

Oh my.

Miners deserve their fate.

I hope they calm down.

No reason to be dramatic.

Anyways…

Nobody likes a miner.

For real.

Yikesaroo…

It’s crazy, right?

That’s right.

Isanamo

Listening to: Shadow Hunter

Oh hi, ya, I live here.

Sort of like a place you might expect me.

This is what GPT says we do.

#1 alltime destroyer/battlecruiser/bomber ALLTIME CHAMPIONS

PewPEWpew – heavy flak from barski

Now that’s REAL PvP.

I’ll add him to the list.

2+8+3=1 Dead Orca

It’s never too late to repent.

They wonder why we gank them…

COMING SOON

In thirteen plus one day…

=THIS SUMMER=

4.91 = 4 + 9 + 1 = 13 + 1

4 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 4 = 13 + 1

We caught a war criminal, in EvE Online.

Absolute Matrix

Governor Lee tried to annex Lonetrek (again).

Not on my watch!

The absolute plebs are on my list.

That’s right.

They are bad at mining, ganking, and antiganking.

In EvE Online, miners be crazy.

Get blocked!

Like seriously.

Welcome to the Absolute Matrix.

It’s full of trash.

They are never calm.

In EvE Online, we pick our own fights.

Who will Absolute Order send against me?

I sure hope they figure it out.

FROM DOWNTOWN

Every miner must obey the law.

That’s right.

End of an Era, Part 15

End of an Era, Part 1

Was everything over forever?

One week, mom survived…

The Russians paid 35 billion, for one week of Highsec PvE.

The next spawn was an island in Solitude.

Suddenly, lazy carebears didn’t want to PvE.

They blamed us, and CCP.

The bears didn’t even try.

They wished Hawk would rescue them.

They wanted mom to die.

Highsec miners just want free easy isk.

Island isk wasn’t good enough.

To be continued…

Antiganking Saltopia

Oi.

People notice me.

Hey there!

Hihi))

Antiganking miners say whatever they want.

Oh, I love it, thanks for asking.

Only gankers have to follow the EULA.

It’s ok, you can cry all day in EvE Online.

It’s not griefing, when you are salty.

It’s not harassment, if you are a whinebaby.

That’s right.

Cool story bro.

Nobody likes an antiganking miner.

Cheerzah!

Avalanche Down (2x)

Previously, the Avalanche was overpowered…

However, today we made history.

So yah, I logged into EvE Online…

Antigankers were already waiting.

They are kinda dumb.

Today, we are fishing in Uedama.

Hey there.

Great teamwork.

Op success.

Another fake gank.

That’s right.

Later that day…

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Cheers!