Oh hi.
Happy to help.
Some truths can’t be denied.
Nobody likes a miner.
Let’s just observe the facts.
They can’t pay to win.
They are poors…
…because they are bads.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Pretty Penny
Category: Agents
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #253
That’s right.
lol!
Wow thanks.
Miners are crazy.
JAJAJAJAJA DU BIST GROSSER PIRAT JA
They have a lot to say.
I hope they enjoy mining.
o7 capsuleers!
June 1 Day
Welcome back…
It’s gonna be another day in EvE Online!
We love to meet new players.
Only crybabies are crying.
Hedvard Vetranax went from zero to hero.
Some people are happy capsulers.
That’s why CCP allows us to gank them.
Are you having fun?
Maybe you just don’t get it.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Cheerzah brav…
Yria is Syria, Part 3
There is war in SYria.
Miners are learning why.
James 315 died, but Princess Aiko reigns as Queen Regent!
So we did an experiment.
Is bumping effective?
We wanted to know.
Is Silent Company a good alliance?
Our research indicates they are bads.
That is sad.
So we taught them a lesson.
Yes.
Stay Safe!
It’s important to mine with Safety.
We are always ready.
Thanks for the free ss, bro.
That’s right!
Dakkonka
Dakkonka is a miner.
She sure do love mining.
Unfortunately, she is usually always AFK.
Sometimes, she notices me killing her fleet.
Dakkonka misses out on a lot while AFK.
She also loses a lot of Mackinaws.
One day, she started talking.
Dakkonka likes me a lot.
Finally, she understands our racket.
She’s done with ganking.
Now she’s just a simple ice farmer.
Aren’t they all?
So we completed her tax audit.
That’s right.
She wanted to purchase freedom, and a mining permit.
So we sent her the bill.
Ok!
Another satisfied customer.
About Me (Aiko Danuja)
That’s me!
I host the popular Why Was I Ganked? channel.
It’s a place for miners to meet cool people.
That makes me a real space celebrity.
Those other losers have bad alliances with dead channels.
People like me because I’m fun and interesting.
You’ll want to pay attention.
That’s right.
Cheerzah!
2009 Newbro
Another new player…
That’s right.
Galtaz > Really? I have nada.. just trying to learn.. thanks for making me leave EVE.. no point playing i guess
Another space crybaby…
Galtaz > FU!!! Really
Galtaz > FU I said.. scum like oyu make this game unpålayable.
Galtaz > Can’t even learn the game
Galtaz > I was trying to learn to scan and here you come killing a noob in a boon ship.
#SAD
Galtaz > So sad!
Galtaz > And you need a life.. and a new brain!
Good Girl Kara > have you not learned anything in your years playing?
Code Ready Gelhan, Part 57
Missing Ready Mining was recruiting isk doublers.
New recruits kept joining every day.
The more the merrier!
So the alliance director ordered a security audit.
Unfortunately, the counterintel team had other priorities.
They were running their own side business.
Grand Executor Gay Heyyou was tired of babysitting Highsec miners.
He foresaw his own demise.
Highsec mining corporations have no future.
Naturally, Gai wondered why his alliance was popular.
Maybe there was something awry?
Maybe griefers were already inside?
Your secret code for the WIN TEN BILLION ISK lotto: 45
More Easter Eggs
Hey there.
Eve Online has some interesting characters.
Isn’t that special?
That’s right!
Well, ok then!
Is that right?
Cheerzah!
