Hey there.
I’ve heard what they say.
Miners have a lot to learn.
In EvE Online, someone is always after your goat.
Everybody needs a mining permit.
What do you think?
Cheerzah brav.
Badlife
Category: Agents
Carebear PvP
Miners don’t like PvP.
It’s a distraction.
They dare us to show them what’s up.
They want us to do it.
Anyways…
Cheerzah brav.
Code Ready Gelhan, Part 56
Mission Ready Mining (MRMNG) had a problem.
They were inviting griefers, faster than they could kick them.
Rapid recruitment inflated CEO Gai Heiyuu’s narcissistic grandeur.
Big shoutout to Aiko (that’s me), for telling the story.
“And so Tweeps, Kalorned, and [no longer alive, ghosted out of history] continued, day after day, to pile alts into MRMNG. [Gai Heiyuu] held a belief that Assistance Group was a front for the [now long dead] Marmite Collective alliance… We decided to indulge this paranoid delusion, and Kalorned’s alt joined Marmites with the blessing of Papa Tora Bushido.”
Meanwhile, Gai continued to try and lead the ‘new’ players.
There was a lot of confusion.
Experienced newbro Envoy volunteered to help out.
True leaders need neither appointment nor promotion.
There were several lucky winners that day!
-=BEHIND THE SCENES=-
To be continued…
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #252
I love to help.
Oh boy.
What a game.
This guy spent days bumping only the most obvious Safety. Orcas, and yet nobody knows who we are? In fact, we are nothing like the old CODE, we just act like the exact same people.
“I run a… mining corp aimed at new players… whose entire existence supports MY efforts…”
I never read all my mail.
Some miners are desperate.
They sure do write a lot.
Yes, they are from me…
That’s right.
“Don’t be the last man standing in that dying, anti-ganking alliance full of egotists obsessed with power and control, who hated James and hate the Code. Those 4 anti-gankers who form the rotten core of Safety. People are going to assume you approve and support these people and their actions…”
Miners are positively mental.
$100 gets you $1’000’000’000 – easy instant winnings.
Cheerzah brav!
“Dude, thank you very much for what you do! I went to WWIG, saw these tears because of the destroyed Venture, and my mood immediately became better.“
I Know Hawk
Hawk gets a lot of big kills.
Meanwhile, Drummer lost a shuttle…
…and a pod.
‘Agent’ Drummer shared a secret.
In fact, she is a ‘ganker’…
…with powerful friends in Highsec.
That’s right.
Let’s ask!
Ok then…
Some miners are crazy.
Wing clip is a real EvE corporation.
Is Agent Drummer a real character?
What a loon!
Drummer is one of those 2006 permafails.
She’s gonna get me.
That’s right…
Even other miners dislike Drummer.
At least I made a friend!
Isn’t that right?
Broadcast for Yikes
It was an emotional experience.
So Afriq became a born again antigriefer.
Now he counsels gankers, bumpers, and scammers.
This is a little like megacringe.
That’s right!
What a ‘good’ guy.
He really cares, right?
Nobody likes a virtue signalling whiteknight carebear.
Do they ever shut up?
Like, for real…
Seek help.
This is why we gank, bump, and scam miners.
Frankly, they deserve it.
Cat Sky’s Big Wanring
Everybody loves Cat Sky.
He’s an absolute manchild.
What’s he up to these days?
Still mining!
That’s right.
As a variety streamer, Cat is familiar with toxic gameplay.
So he warned us against the dangers of Safety.
Nobody likes “those James-hating Code traitors.”
Cat Sky has become a gang starr mentor.
Incredible.
He’s some kind of addled philosopher.
Do you think Cat Sky is AFK?
Is PvP in EvE Online a real sin?
Who can judge?
Oh well.
Cheerzah brav!
Rookie Salt
Why kill corvettes?
I gank for fun, not isk.
If you don’t like it, whatever.
We are here for entertainment.
The true measure of a kill is the salt.
Any gankbear can get yet another killmail.
I’ve got tens of thousands (more than you).
So no, I’m not sorry.
Some people will never understand.
It’s not about isk (or slot plug count).
It’s about actual FUN in EvE Online.
I’m a real gankerette.
Unfortunately, some people are never happy.
They literally sit there for hours.
That drives them crazy.
What will happen next?
Actually, maybe I should make a website?
This sounds like content!
Oh wait, there’s more?
That’s right.
That’s right!
That’s right…
Until next time…
Welcome back!
To be continued?
Oh look, this miner did a cloak trick…
That’s incredible.
Anyways…
That’s why we gank miners.
The Psycho in SICO, Part 2
There’s a bad boy in EvE Online.
The miners talk about him in local.
He sounds like a big space bully!
What can be done?
Technically, SICO is allied to AO.
A Supreme Officer investigated the ice anomaly.
Alas, even the best friendships can go awry.
Will these old friends bump into each other again?
To be continued…
The Psycho in SICO
Hey there.
Carebears have a recurring problem.
They love to recruit everyone!
Such alliances are full of plebs (and spies).
Did you know, SICO crashes on AO’s couch?
Birds of a feather flock together…
Nothing can break the blue bonds of carebear unity.
They are losers together forever.
To be continued…
