Category: Agents

Banned from Aydoteaux Fleet

A known miner has been banned from Aydoteaux community fleets.

Desperate for boosts, the skiff cried out in vain.

Other miners do not approve of his forum posts.

He is an embarrassment to EvE Online.

He wants it bad, but he is blocked and banned.

There are actually several reasons.

I’m not even logged in, and he’s thinking about me.

He’s mega big desperate (not gonna happen).

He’s mega big desperate (not gonna happen).

He’s mega big desperate (not gonna happen).

That’s right.

I’ve heard his posts are pretty bad.

I wouldn’t know…

The other miners mock him endlessly.

This story just keeps getting weirder…

=BEHIND THE SCENES=

Where is the Mack?

My Pickup Gang continues to roam Highsec.

Who will we pick up next?

A likely target…

Get picked on!

Flamguard found himself at the local licensing office.

Fortunately, he knew a few Goon agents.

Can you guess what happened next (NO PEEKING).

Are you ready?

That’s right.

Suddenly, our story took a familiar turn…

Did you guess correctly?

Aiko Danuja was ready to help (again).

Another satisfied customer!

=BONUS CUSTOMER SERVICE=

We don’t do contracts.

I love this game!

That’s right.

What a paranoid miner!

He got what he deserved.

Makinav Gone)))

I sell a lot of mining permits.

Even the Galactic Lords of Darkness pay rent to me.

не надо = “no need” / “don’t”
пож = shorthand for “пожалуйста” (“please”)

I even sell permits in lowsec.

Bet you didn’t think I’d go there!

“Happy heroes killed a simple miner!!!”
“Glory to the heroes!”

I’m the happiest heroin.

“I didn’t attack anyone, I’m a miner :(”

Aw, he’s just the saddest miner.

Fortunately, I sold him a mining permit.

Then I sold him a Tegheon Access Pass…

That’s right.

He just had one question.

“So I take it I won’t be seeing Makinav anymore?”

Here is my response.

Krig’s Korner, Episode 27

Krig’s Korner, Episode 26

Stay Safe!

Highsec is a dangerous place.

Transphobic racist ‘Christian’ valfurian saraki vowed revenge.

This time, he had a cunning plan.

April ‘Short’ Skirt (not a trannie) was eager to help.

valfurian was pleased with the plan.

He remembered his encounter with that bwitch Aiko Danuja.

This time, he would be ready for her.

After a week, he got the weapons online.

Soon, it would be time…

Can you guess what happened next?

NO PEEKING!

Are you ready?

Ready or not, here we come!

Did you guess correctly?

That’s right.

Can you guess what happened next?

That’s right.

To be continued…

Interesting Rage Texts

Miners die all the time.

Then they make wild threads threats.

Afterwards, they always go crazy.

What did he say? Hint: Miners love blowjobs!

Newbro Yukee Pm offered some words of wisdom.

You won’t find this content playing EvE Online via Reddit!

Upon reflection, Paderno decided my channel is pretty cool.

Why Was I Ganked? is where the greatest players in the game…

…listen to miners cry about their fate.

That’s right.