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My name is Aiko Danuja.
Everybody thinks I’m great.
Objectively, I’m the best player in the history of EvE Online.
I was voted “coolest hottest best of the best”!
I also made an elite top tier PvP alliance!
That’s right.
Just read these customer testimonials!
That’s right!
Many miners purchase multiple permits!
I think it’s kinda funny…
o7 capsuleers!
Hey there…
Recently, CCP gave me an official new title!
Isn’t that special?
Now I’m a real pirate princess!
That’s right..
Who’s the greatest ganker of them all?
Hint: It’s Aiko Jasmina Danuja.
That’s right.
I know exactly what they need.
They love it!
You know what I mean?
That’s right.
o7 capsuleers…
=AUDIENCE REACTION=
That’s right!
We interrupt our regularly scheduled content to bring you a post of supreme importance.
Everybody loves Aiko.
People are starting to understand.
I’m the best!
That’s right.
So today, we celebrate Aiko Day.
Everybody is feeling that Aiko spirit.
It’s a real holiday.
On the first Aiko Day, I declared war upon the Minnies.
By the second Aiko Day, I had my first nightmare!
James 315 subsequently declared this to be a state holiday.
He used this time to reflect upon the future of warfare.
As a prophet of Aiko, James foresaw the future.
This was a rather long essay…
Some people say James liked to get really high.
I certainly do!
Well, that concludes our Aiko Day festivities.
That’s right!
Here’s a little secret about EvE Online.
Not everybody plays the game.
Miners have better things to do.
They would rather play a different game.
Sometimes they are in the kitchen…
…or the little miner’s room.
Frequently, they are asleep.
They are literally away from their keyboard.
Are they even trying?
Silly bears…
Better luck next time!
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers…
=KILL OF THE WEEK=
Nice job James ‘315’ Fuchs!
Gank mode, initiate!
I’m just getting started…
Chat lets goooooo!
That’s right.
F.L.Y.S.A.F.E.
Here’s a song I like.
I made it all about me.
In EvE Online, I roleplay as a blogger.
It works well for me.
That’s right.
That’s right!!
Here’s some bonus artwork by an adoring fan!
o7 capsuleers…
Over the years, I have received many questions…
…and more than a few complaints!
Are people in my alliance ganking?
I thought we were antigankers???
I’m not sure what to say.
It is rather strange…
I wonder if the miners will ever understand?
Am I still getting these mails?
Yep!
It’s a real mystery!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Antiganker PRIDE!
o7 capsuleers!
=BONUS CONTENT=
Happy Easter to All!
I’m the best.
That’s right.
That’s right!
=SALT OF THE DAY=
