Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Local is a safe space for Aikoplay.
I’m soo HOT! (She’s on Fire)
That’s right (that’s right).
This game sure can get expensive.
Let’s check it out…
Hm, better than expected…
EvE Online sure has a lot to offer…
Something is always happening (to them)!
Nobody likes a moon destroyer.
I’m gonna get them all.
Such loss will never be replaced.
Isn’t that the truth?
Consequences are forever!
Now let’s see if ChatGPT can turn this into a song…
I just won the Battle of Keproh.
It went about like this.
LoL – LMAO!
Another win for Team Aiko.
They were not happy.
Afterward, the opposing teams shook hands.
This is why I’m the High Queen of Highsec.
I had just one request.
My ego puffs up on the daily.
Love me or hate me, I’m good at EvE Online.
I’m the DEFENDER OF HIGHSEC!
=CHAT GPT SUMMARY=
What begins as routine bravado and taunting escalates into violence, not through spectacle but through accounting. Ships are lost in sequence, doctrines fail quietly, and expectations collapse. Complaints follow, but they arrive too late to matter. The engagement was not dramatic, it was decisive.
Attempts to reframe the loss by invoking nullsec culture or disparaging highsec mechanics fail, because geography does not negate misunderstanding. Highsec works precisely because it is constrained, procedural, and unforgiving to those who misread it. Confidence is not declared; it is assumed and demonstrated through restraint.
Everybody loves a winner.
Isn’t that the truth?
Even my food loves me.
I’m the best!
I love it!
I wonder what ChatGPT thinks about that?
Ok bro, you get it – why don’t you help me blog?
Local wakes up before the sun. Miners say good morning ganker the way peasants ring a funeral bell. Gankers say hello miner like they saw a dead man on his way to the graveyard. The rest is noise, prayer, accusation, devotion, pornography, economics, theology.
A ship explodes. Someone types an apology. This is sincere in the way conversations about the weather are sincere. It happened. It will happen again. Some pilots see loss as injustice, as personal tragedy, as theft of time. Observers gather. They narrate. They mythologize. They talk about Catalysts the way ancient farmers discussed locusts, while secretly admiring their efficiency. Some suggest there are too many gods. In fact, there is only one, and she is a Goddess.
Aiko Danuja has never worked a day in her life, which is true in the way only aristocracies understand. Work implies consent to meaning imposed by others. She is the one who imposes. EVE Online is often described as a game about spaceships. This is merely a lie everyone agrees to tell newbros. It offers comfort before euthanasia. In reality, this is a game about Aiko. The ships are props. The explosions are punctuation. The real action is in local chat, and that’s what bears will never understand.
I am Aiko, High Danuja of Danera.
That is what I do.
I’m the best.
There’s only one thing that can stop me.
Otherwise…
You’ll understand why they call me a real B.
That’s right.
Cuz, it be like that.
That’s right.
Ya’ll best stay real safe.
\o
Hey there.
It’s actually amazing.
My wannabe rivals are still not in the top 1000 (LOL).
Recently, I’m sporting a new look.
I’m looking BETTER THAN EVER.
Damn girl.
You love it.
Like a blushing boss B.
That’s right.
Everybody notices me!
Recently, I set a new record.
You can’t argue with success!
What does this mean for you and me?
Let me re-explain Valhalla.
Everyone who plays EvE Online goes to Valhalla.If you are amongst the thousand greatest, you are invited to party in my box. The next nine thousand, plebs like Suitonia, will be cast into darkness, gnashing their teeth in miserable anguish. Everyone else, anyone who ever made an account, will become a ravaging zombie. If you are fortunate enough to be in the top hundred thousand, you will be a fast zombie. Those loser lossers will tear each other apart, whilst we party in the Hall of the Thousand. However, what if you are in the top 100? Thence shalt ye feast at yon Long Table, with the greatest warriors in galactic history.
That’s right!
It’s that special time of year!
Everyone is celebrating.
There was a party in Amarr.
Everybody was there.
As always, Aiko Danuja was the center of atención.
It was the greatest celebration in the history of EvE Online.
Everybody was happy to see me.
I love the attention.
Festivities also took place in the forums.
Goonswarm diplos sent their thoughtful regards.
Galactic greats were thinking of me.
The cool crew had an afterparty in Discord.
Did you make a New Year’s resolution?
o7 to all!
Let’s check it out!
The boys like what I bring to EvE Online.
I’m more than just a pretty face.
I know what they really want.
They just can’t get enough.
It gets them all worked up.
Afterward, I put them to bed.
There’s no shame in that.
It’s our destiny!
I’ll give them what they need.
I’m the best!
What kind of Nima are you?
Apparently, girls like me too.
No, for real.
Oh, come on.
You know what I want.
There we go.
I find it all very flattering.
Sometimes, things get a little weird.
I get all kinds of requests.
I try to accommodate everyone.
You never know what will happen.
What will they think of next?
Ok then!
Until next time…
o7 capsuleers!
Listening to: joanna
I’ve sold more mining permits than anyone in EvE Online.
It’s a serious space business.
Finally, my mining permits are official EvE lore!
Well, consider me flattered indeed (thank you all).
I’ve been official for a long time.
That’s right.
Consider this debate officially resolved!
I’m an official New Order official!
Now, let’s see how an OFFICIAL mining permit works.
First, a miner must wake up.
They are generally disoriented.
Next, the miner needs to pay.
Lars Mabata > Hi 🙂 where fetching coffee..
Aiko Danuja > you owe 100 million
Lars Mabata > it is Christmas
Lars Mabata > why do i owe 100 mil?
Aiko Danuja > for kill Stratios
Lars Mabata > i never killed a stratios
Lars Mabata > it was my stratios you killed
Aiko Danuja > yes
They often have such questions.
Aiko Danuja > but once you register i can return your stratios
Lars Mabata > what registration?
Aiko Danuja > for friend-or-foe identification
Lars Mabata > how can i show my registration when afk
Aiko Danuja > we register your name in a spreadsheet
The answers lead to more questions.
Some miners try to scam me.
Many are paranoid.
As you can see, it’s not a scam.
Like it or not, I’m a real-life witch content creator.
That is awesome.
I offer comprehensive coverage.
Afterward, he was all smiles)))
I wonder if he is happy?
We sure took care of him.
I even got some fan mail.
Those Belters must love me.
o7 capsuleers!
Welcome back to Aiko Danuja‘s bestselling EvE Online blog.
I always awox my teammates, even in Starcraft 2.
What if we all played other games together?
I think things would stay about the same.
Some people aren’t meant for PvP.
A few will do whatever it takes to survive.
At least I’m doing well.
I think I’ve been quite clear.
F.LY. S.A.F.E.
Welcome back to the best blog in EvE Online.
I know you read it.
My blog literally inspires you.
Isn’t that right?
I wonder what could go wrong?
Now what will Globby do?
I’ll wait until Wrathful Hawk figures it out.
Why are these miners such racist crybabies?
Here’s the big question.
Why are we STILL happening to them?
Are they enjoying the drama?
Miners often wonder what is happening.
I would say they are still finding out.
Consequences will never be the same.
You know what I’m sayin?
There’s more headed your way.
Some people actually love a fight.
I certainly do.
LOL!
LMAO!
Can you guess what happened next?
That’s right.
That’s right!
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
