Category: Art

Yria is Syria, Part 7

Yria is Syria, Part 1

Silent Company wasn’t sufficiently silent.

So they got a stiff response.

The Big Bomper was back.

This would not end well for transgressors.

They had not been so bumped since 2012.

It would not take long.

We were going to need MORE miners on OUR moons.

PLOT TWIST: Bumpers and gankers are in bed together.

The system was soon empty.

Silent Company was totally dominated by a real man.

This big boy humiliated the miners, soaring through their orbital rings.

Embarrassing!

To be continued…

You know what? I think I will join.

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 60

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

There was a lot to write about (and think about).

Big money would finance Fly Fearless mining alliance.

Some deals were good enough to be true.

Meanwhile, Executor Gai Heiyuu began promoting a new security policy.

Over time, this policy evolved.

As always, Deputy Director Envoy Arby was happy to help.

The miners were sorely confused.

At this point, Gai Heiyuu really fucked up.

Without warning, Gai declared Forever War on KalooJames 315.

Just as suddenly, Envoy got a secret girlfriend.

This would not end well for Mission Ready Mining Space Mining Guild.

To be continued…

YOUR BONUS CODE = 50

Fat Wiggers Inc.

Let’s check it out.

Safety. is such a creative alliance.

I bet I can turn that into music.

Amazing!

All true and factpilled.

q why u kill pod
a cuz i was bored n u was breathin wrong ez clap

q i wasnt even flyin
a wasnt even carin lil bro welcome to space

q but i new
a u new to dyin too ggs

q had no implants
a damn bro so u broke n dead tough combo

q i afk
a LMAOOO okay bet congrats now u afk in the clone bay lol

q u only kill defenseless
a nah i kill wit purpose that purpose bein boredom

q wat i do
a existed near me no insurance plan bad life choices

q feel bad yet
a feel bad these hands dont kno remorse lil bro

q can i get my stuff bak
a come outside n ask nicely lets see wat happen

q u ruinin eve
a nah u ruinin local wit all that cryin

q why highsec
a easy bake killmails sweet like cinnabon n u smelled delicious

q i reportin u
a snitchin wont put ur pod back together rat

q got life or nah
a got killboard n bad attitudes thats better

Any other questions?

Here, have a FREE bonus song, bro.

I bet Aiko is fun at parties.

That’s right.

The Day After

Watching: The Day of the Jackal

SDENSK continues to celebrate the Jackal of Highsec.

Whatever will I do?

The snowball is turning.

We are both having fun!

Meanwhile, I’ve found another miner.

He isn’t doing much.

Poor fellow.

Who is doing this?

I bet it’s that showel hating jackal.

There’s only one rule in Haysek.

I make the rules!

Cheerzah brav.

Get Therapy

Listening to: Princess Aiko’s Coming

The Wormhole Police Department is too kind.

Some people accept me, do you?

That’s beautiful.

I’m beautiful!

Let’s check out our Fate and Destiny.

Doing well, as always.

The Dodixie trade hub is under siege!

Miners are easily agitated.

They can mine with Safety…

Now that’s just crazy talk!

I know the cure.

Just kill them.