Category: farming

The Conference of Shit

Pardon the language, but…

This is your daily reminder.

Can you spot a racist miner?

I am their Malediction.

Let’s just get straight to the point.

That’s right, so crazy.

Maybe James will save you?

At least I’m having fun.

I am living RENT FREE.

Seems obsessive.

Many essays later…

It’s a conference of shitposting racist incels.

I know exactly how to deal with all of them.

You too buddy.

Here we go!

It’s a true story about EvE Online (and why these guys are permabanned).

This is a recurring daily event, referenced in my report.

Isn’t it really that right?

For real.

…explained everything.

I bet it makes me SO angry.

I really miss you guys!

Daredevil Daown

He’s the greatest bumper in the history of the galaxy.

Nowadays, he’s Senior Director.

Recently, a daredevil tried to murder our beloved Envoy.

Envoy offered the would-be assassin some advice.

Just then, Jesus foresaw the miner’s fate.

It’s true what they say.

That’s right.

Later that day, the miner told his friends randoms in local.

Bzzbzz.

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 60

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

There was a lot to write about (and think about).

Big money would finance Fly Fearless mining alliance.

Some deals were good enough to be true.

Meanwhile, Executor Gai Heiyuu began promoting a new security policy.

Over time, this policy evolved.

As always, Deputy Director Envoy Arby was happy to help.

The miners were sorely confused.

At this point, Gai Heiyuu really fucked up.

Without warning, Gai declared Forever War on KalooJames 315.

Just as suddenly, Envoy got a secret girlfriend.

This would not end well for Mission Ready Mining Space Mining Guild.

To be continued…

YOUR BONUS CODE = 50

Why (not)? \oo7

Lately I’ve been wondering, you know, like why?


They all keep giving me the NazAO salute.

MissJessy can’t be happy to see me again.

As always, we consult the Aiko Danuja CODE of Conduct.

Oh right, it’s required by law.

That’s right.

That’s right!

That’s right!!!

o7 capsuleers! (aka cheerzah brav)

Griefer Masquerade

I’m the number all time aint-griefer.

These miners have me figured out.

They often discuss me in local.

They also chat with my alts.

We love ganking, and they know it.

I’m an actual space princess.

Every miner deserves my Safety.

It’s not like I’m a two bit thug.

My rules are quite fair.

I am the Amarr government.

That’s right.

Selling Kill Rights

Miners love kill rights.

I frequently have more than one available.

It’s a miner’s chance for revenge (and profit).

This really ruins my fun.

As always, carebears try to outsource gameplay.

However, it’s a tough market.

Who will pay for the chance to defeat me?

There’s always someone offering a cheaper path to glory.

I recently noticed a real opportunity.

Insight is buying at 7’499’999.00 isk!

Sources say they sent too many mails.

I wonder what this antiganker is salty about?

That’s right.

That’s right!