Category: From The Source

Today is Russian Pride day.

They are a proud people, descended from gulags.

Russians are often concerned about ethics.

They are particularly focused upon economics.

Some have an interest in psychology.

I’m not always sure what they are saying.

Did you know that Russians made up their own secret alphabet?

What does it mean?

I have no idea.

Dick at a drunken bezyana suck

Fuck you go fucking)

Go fuck slut I’ll find you and fuck you

Russian grammar is just as bad, no matter which alphabet they use.

If you are such smart pyramids,
go to zero and there you will be fucked

I wish them luck in the Ukraine))).

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I can officially assure you…

…pay me 30 million isk, and you won’t have to worry about CODE.

You can enjoy Safety.

There’s no point in resistance.

That would be futile.

simpleton Cowards couldnt fight their way out of a wet paper bag.

I wonder what they think of me.

I bet we could be friends.

If not, oh well.

Regardless, I have a vision for the future of Highsec.

It’s going to be a SAFE space for ganking minorities.

Everyone else is hereby evicted.

I think you know why.

Go on, get out!

What a wonderful blog.

Miners deserve my special attention.

I have a plan for them.

I’m having a great time!

I do well by doing good.

I’m teaching miners how to stay SAFE.

Everybody is eager and ready to help.

Even CCP is pitching in.

I’m glad the miners are so happy.

Highsec life has never been so profitable.

Spaceships are just falling from orbit!

They even come from faraway Nullsec, just to enjoy the luxurious bounty.

Good job Aiko!

Miners are having a rough time.

There’s got to be a better way to grind…

Maybe they should stop trespassing in my asteroid preserve?

Remember miners, Highsec is a safe space.

Just obey the law, and everything will be fine.

It’d be a real shame, if something happened.

You never know…

Bee careful!

Some miners are unhappy.

They think I’m a b-word.

They don’t like my alts.

They think I’m bad for the economy.

I’m just super scary.

I’m a space bully griefer, in real-life.

I’m here to kill newbros, in ships that can’t shoot back.

I actually am a b-word, in real-life.

I run with a tight little clique.

I know how to keep these boys happy.

So I’m gonna kill all them defenseless miners.

Ya know?

You love it.

You love my alliance.

You love me!

I’m doing a great job.

Everybody agrees.

They praise me across the galaxy.

The people love me.

They love me every which way.

It’s illegal to love anyone else.

I am a trueborn Lady of Agil.

I haven’t heard a single complaint.

Everyone is content.

That’s just how I like it.

Miners hate getting ganked.

They just want us to go away.

That’s not likely to happen.

Begging won’t change anything.

There are a lot of us.

We’ve got nothing better to do.

We are here to win the game.

Only losers quit.

So let’s play EVE!

Miners say a lot of strange things.

They do a lot of weird stuff.

They don’t seem to understand EVE.

They are basically losers.

There’s only one way to save them.

First, we must find them.

Next, we put them out of their misery.

Then, we sell them a mining permit.

Afterward, we collect additional taxes.

They seem to enjoy it.

I can’t complain.

I’m gonna save all the miners!

They deserve Safety.

You might be wondering…

Why Was I Ganked? is the best channel in EVE.

It’s a place where miners experience Safety.

They are often confused about why they were ganked.

Sometimes, they are new players.

Sometimes, they are returning newbros.

Sometimes, they are space lawyers.

Sometimes, they are distracted.

Sometimes, they are horny.

Sometimes, they are having a medical emergency.

Regardless, no matter why they were ganked…

…I’m always happy to help.

Their EVE experience has changed forever.

They have learned an important lesson.

The future burns brightly.

Be well!