What happened?
A real mystery.
Public Fleet
Category: Funerals
End of an Era, Part 18
Things were not going well.
The incursion community foundered on shoals of Safety.
That’s right.
Hawk was determined to break their focus.
Meanwhile, the clock was ticking…
Soon, the MOTHERSHIP would arrive…
This was the moment of destiny.
Guess what happened next?
Ja mon.
Get poped!
That’s right.
To be continued…
Fs
Here’s your ration of Fs.
That’s right.
I save them up for a rainy day.
We are making a real difference.
Cheerzah brav!
Starcrafting
Aiko Danuja > ok me and CASTOLE are gonna play Starcraft II now
CASTOLE > \o
You Blew Up > OK
Zarah Shrimp > starcrfat 2 hm? eve not good enough??
I do as I please.
If you really think about it…
EvE Online is not very toxic.
Blizzard, unlike CCP, has abandoned moderation entirely.
Free speech reigns in General Chat!
The truth is out there…
At least the game is fun.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Krig’s Korner, Episode 20
Calm down, miner.
Lena is big mad.
CCP is investigating.
Fortunately, I have a space attorney.
Icelandic law allows one (1) week for all dispute resolutions.
Maybe someday you’ll read about this on Reddit.
That’s right.
=BONUS KILLMAIL=
Farewell, Lena Jackyard!
Barnso: BONUS ROUND
We’ve met Barnso before.
TLDR
As you may recall, Hawk ganked him.
Tsk tsk.
He used this opportunity to review my CODE.
I don’t screenshot every isk.
After that, Hawk ganked him again!
PLOT TWIST: Barnso was on a secret Safety mission…
To be continued…
Ganging MARAUDERS
Welcome to EvE Online, MrLentereng.
He pled not guilty.
He just needs a flight permit.
That’s right.
Happy to help the newbiewer.
Financial consultants are standing by.
I wonder how much isk he makes?
…can’t wait to meet him again.
December 24
Welcome to EvE Online
It’s not easy being a miner.
Everyone wants to play tough.
Not every victory comes with a killmail.
Most of them do!
What a game.
Cheerzah!
ArchyZavr Sells A Mining Permit
We’ve met Archy before.
Archy was the guy who funded Aikotown.
After swiping his credit card, Archy got bored.
He recycled his Jita trade alt, into a ganking alt.
PvP, not wealth accumulation, is the real game.
Isk can buy ships, but it can’t buy fun!
That’s right.
Abduleljudiopalestino tried to scam Archy.
We gave Abdul some legal advice.
However, he immediately tried another poverty scam.
Sometimes, you have to start small.
…then you can get the rest.
Another satisfied customer.
I was ready to make delivery.
He never did complete his delivery payments.
It was a real learning experience.
I wish him all the best in EvE Online.
=PLOT TWIST=
Abduleljudiopalestino > scammers veteran im fucking noob
Abdul is not a new player, he’s just a dumb vet.
Newbro Archy outplayed a guy with years of experience.
Nice job Archy.
Christmas Deathwish
Listening to: Precious
EvE Online has some interesting characters.
Sometimes they go too far.
This is the story of Longtooth the Miner.
Hey there.
Normally, carebears use a Vexor.
He found me attractive.
Never trust a man who mines in Highsec.
He actually was a new player.
Barely eighteen years old…
Just another antisocial sociopathic CEO in EvE Online.
We soon learned a shocking truth…
This guy is a total pleb.
Just then, Good Girl Kara tried to stick up for me.
Oof!
Just a typical Highsec miner.
At least he’s not mad.
He’s just… not well in the head.
What a guy.
Cheerzah!
