Category: Geography

Aiko IS the Danger, Part 2

Absolute Order Absolute Honor (AH) was outraged.

Orion Crabs > Fuck the law
Aiko Danuja > so you admit to being a criminal
Orion Crabs > Getting revenge

Their G-Team tried to abduct High Princess Aiko.

Bigus Dingus DOI > the queen herself in local

Orion Crabs > We can be here all day
Aiko Danuja > why are u doing this
Orion Crabs > To teach u to not be a pussy

They sent a war flotilla to my undock.

Aiko Danuja > Sargon Of Amerish help
Aiko Danuja > this guy griefing me into a station
Sargon Of Amerish > Orion Crabs you shouldnt be mean to the aiko bad things happen to those who are mean to the aiko
Aiko Danuja > he brought the entire AO standing fleet to poinen
Aiko Danuja > all 4 of them are here now
Aiko Danuja > well 3 of 4
Orion Crabs > yall really shut up

I was mega big scared.

Orion Crabs > Jumping someone when theyre vulnerable isnt a fight
Aiko Danuja > this guy griefing me into a station
Aiko Danuja > they are camping me in
qonedone > lol says who Aiko Danuja lets play ball u owe me some isk to so i can u it to buy you corage

These guys are noobs!

Aiko Danuja > im mega permabubbled in Poinen IV – Moon 6 – Expert Distribution Retail Center
Ananda Alasdair > Aiko Danuja I spent 30 mins listening to your bullshit and the bullshit of your friends. IM gooD!
Sargon Of Amerish > you shouldnt be mean to the aiko bad things happen to those who are mean to the aiko
qonedone > dam wimps comeout and meat your daddy
Orion Crabs > I’d like to see these bad things

They are slow learners.

Bigus Dingus DOI > no way im undocking lmao

What happened to their battleship?

Absolute Order was impressed.

Ain’t that the truth?

They had all kinds of questions for the Heroin of Highsec.

Just then, they gave me a new nickname.

I legit earned that title, fair and square.

I’ve got a lot of titles.

I am the Alpha Wolf Queen Bee of Highsec.

I even got a formal battlefield apology.

There was one final request.

The Lion’s Den

Listening to: Me So Lonely

I’ve seen everything.

Miners have a lot of strange thoughts.

There’s a reason I rarely respond.

Sometimes, this happens.

Usually, this happens.

I love a good gank.

They’ll always remember me.

That’s right.

Sometimes they need a little discipline.

That’s right!

o7 capsuleers!

Yria is Syria, Part 7

Yria is Syria, Part 1

Silent Company wasn’t sufficiently silent.

So they got a stiff response.

The Big Bomper was back.

This would not end well for transgressors.

They had not been so bumped since 2012.

It would not take long.

We were going to need MORE miners on OUR moons.

PLOT TWIST: Bumpers and gankers are in bed together.

The system was soon empty.

Silent Company was totally dominated by a real man.

This big boy humiliated the miners, soaring through their orbital rings.

Embarrassing!

To be continued…

You know what? I think I will join.

Why (not)? \oo7

Lately I’ve been wondering, you know, like why?


They all keep giving me the NazAO salute.

MissJessy can’t be happy to see me again.

As always, we consult the Aiko Danuja CODE of Conduct.

Oh right, it’s required by law.

That’s right.

That’s right!

That’s right!!!

o7 capsuleers! (aka cheerzah brav)

Stand Up in Uttindar

Highsec is a SAFE space.

Miners are just dying to meet us (haha).

Our next guest is HAZZIK.

#sad

Carebears never take personal responsibility.

It’s the old “I’m just a poor miner” defense.

Facing bankruptcy and eviction, he tried a new career.

It’s miner’s night at the club.

What a funny guy.

He should have bought a mining permit.

Ba dum tss.

We are top tier players, and that’s no joke.

Well, I hope he had fun.

o7 capsuleers!

Braless Mining

A lot of people are into it.

I certainly agree.

Recently, I was docked up in Afivad.

That’s on the edge of my Domain.

Here, I encountered the local miners.

They wondered what me and my alts were doing.

So I introduced myself.

They understood me perfectly.

That’s right.

I think they like me.

Oh right…

After that, they station camped me hard.

I was trapped in a station.

They had a real defense fleet.

Scary!

I’ve decided to visit more often.

I think Braless Mining is really wild.

These bad girls boys need some attention.

Ya kno?

To be continued…

Yria is Syria, Part 6

Listening to: Silent Justice

Yria is Syria, Part 1

Some miners talk a lot of trash.

One day, one of my best friend returned to EvE Online.

Then he invited all his alts to punish the bullies.

They crossed our red line!

These are consequences, which will never be the same.

Do bigots deserve acts of counterbullying?

The carebears tried to intimidate us.

This was going to be a multibox war crowd dispersal.

When it was all over…

Who do you think won?

That’s right.

Silent Company got bumped off our moons.

To be continued…