Best Alliance in EvE Online

Once a year, I check out the killboards, to determine the best alliance in EvE Online. Every isk destroyed is a vote for the future of Highsec! I was once a staunch supporter of James 315, but I quit voting for him because I am a much better leader. Over the years, many have agreed with this assessment, and they are voting for me again and again. I thank everyone for your generous endorsement of me, Aiko Danuja.

Below, you will find a graph of isk destroyed. Since each alliance started on different dates, I adjusted this to give each alliance the same starting point. For example, Novus Plebbo started six months before me, shamelessly establishing themselves the very same day James 315 quit blogging. In contrast, the people in my alliance continued to support James, respectfully adding to his killboard for six months, even though that gave us a handicap when compared against pretenders.

By adjusting for varying start dates, we can compare progress over time, recognizing that the mighty Safety. alliance has fully and consistently eclipsed even the once mighty CODE. alliance. I have obviously done much better than James, because I actually undock and do things. Meanwhile, the people in my alliance are the very same people who were in the CODE. alliance, whereas our ‘rivals’ are merely stale imitators. The CODE. always wins, especially when it’s called Safety!

Pink represents my alliance. Run by yours truly, High Princess Aiko Danuja, my Safety alliance proudly continues the sacred work of James 315, and we are naturally inspired by the individual (me) whom James blogged about more than anyone else. He always loved his classy little princess, and we can see why he selected me as his official successor. Since my alliance has way more fun, we are more motivated than wannabe ‘rivals’, and our score stays well atop the others.

Black represents Blackflag. This alliance is dedicated to harassing new players who don’t know what a wardec is. They are run by mrlee, who employs them as his goonsquad. Since members of Blackflag have no self-respect, they ally themselves with the Absolute Order alliance (known for neo-Nazi affiliations), seeking to force all of Highsec into an oppressive caste system. The salty Blackflag alliance is terrified of lossmails, and that is why I dunked their Vargur, because carebear fear prevents them from taking the risks necessary for success.

Blue represents Novus Plebbo. Run by Hrothgar Nilsson (not a ganker), Hrothgarites are gankbears from the icebelts of Abudban, Finanar, and Silen. Many years ago, failed gankers interbred with miners, creating halfbreeds. Although such miners gank, their aversion to social interaction is not what the New Order was ever about. They are more likely to block you, than gank you! Although Hrothgarites roleplay as CODE. members, most were never in CODE. The remainder are those same people who rage quit, denounced James, and removed their mining permits. Hrothy tries to perch atop the empty tomb of James, but he is nothing more than a wasteland wanderer, occupying an abandoned temple. Instead of continuing the cultural legacy of James 315 (ie: blogging), the gankbears indulge in overt homophobia, transphobia, femmephobia, and generalized Aikophobia. What a bunch of boomers!

Yes, they are literal miners.

Embarrassing!

Red represents the Marmites. Originally created as a wardec alliance, they lost the war, and are no more. According to ancient legend, Tora Bushido was a miner who refused to embrace the CODE. Inevitably, fate and destiny intervened, smiting him for his foolish pride, and leaving his alliance dead in the water. #RIP!

Finally, cyan represents the Conference Petite, also known as the Conference of Shit. Led by Wrathful Hawk, this alliance is composed of permabanned racist alcoholics, who hang out in a Discord literally posting pictures of their feces for Hawk to evaluate. What an absolutely disgusting group of degenerates, and it’s not hard to understand why I kicked them out of my alliance. After attempting to form a new alliance, most of them have quit playing, since I reported them to CCP (which does not tolerate such behavior). Now Hawk has clipped wingz!

Let’s move on from that trash (LOL).

Above you can see a pie chart, indicating totals for each alliance. The Safety alliance is closest to CODE. with more than double the score of pretender alliances. However, this disparity grows when we consider that nearly all of these alliances are much older than mine. Despite the fact that I am a new player, running a new player alliance, my own personal charisma and skill has been nothing short of legendary. When you adjust these values for average monthly activity, you can see my alliance surging forward, fully isk doubling the CODE. One thing is clear, love me or hate me, my alliance has been an undeniable success!

This is why Aiko Danuja was recently declared the 2026 EvE Online Alliance Leader of the Year! Congratulations Aiko, you earned it.

What a good girl.

Aiko IS the Danger, Part 2

Absolute Order Absolute Honor (AH) was outraged.

Orion Crabs > Fuck the law
Aiko Danuja > so you admit to being a criminal
Orion Crabs > Getting revenge

Their G-Team tried to abduct High Princess Aiko.

Bigus Dingus DOI > the queen herself in local

Orion Crabs > We can be here all day
Aiko Danuja > why are u doing this
Orion Crabs > To teach u to not be a pussy

They sent a war flotilla to my undock.

Aiko Danuja > Sargon Of Amerish help
Aiko Danuja > this guy griefing me into a station
Sargon Of Amerish > Orion Crabs you shouldnt be mean to the aiko bad things happen to those who are mean to the aiko
Aiko Danuja > he brought the entire AO standing fleet to poinen
Aiko Danuja > all 4 of them are here now
Aiko Danuja > well 3 of 4
Orion Crabs > yall really shut up

I was mega big scared.

Orion Crabs > Jumping someone when theyre vulnerable isnt a fight
Aiko Danuja > this guy griefing me into a station
Aiko Danuja > they are camping me in
qonedone > lol says who Aiko Danuja lets play ball u owe me some isk to so i can u it to buy you corage

These guys are noobs!

Aiko Danuja > im mega permabubbled in Poinen IV – Moon 6 – Expert Distribution Retail Center
Ananda Alasdair > Aiko Danuja I spent 30 mins listening to your bullshit and the bullshit of your friends. IM gooD!
Sargon Of Amerish > you shouldnt be mean to the aiko bad things happen to those who are mean to the aiko
qonedone > dam wimps comeout and meat your daddy
Orion Crabs > I’d like to see these bad things

They are slow learners.

Bigus Dingus DOI > no way im undocking lmao

What happened to their battleship?

Absolute Order was impressed.

Ain’t that the truth?

They had all kinds of questions for the Heroin of Highsec.

Just then, they gave me a new nickname.

I legit earned that title, fair and square.

I’ve got a lot of titles.

I am the Alpha Wolf Queen Bee of Highsec.

I even got a formal battlefield apology.

There was one final request.

The Lion’s Den

Listening to: Me So Lonely

I’ve seen everything.

Miners have a lot of strange thoughts.

There’s a reason I rarely respond.

Sometimes, this happens.

Usually, this happens.

I love a good gank.

They’ll always remember me.

That’s right.

Sometimes they need a little discipline.

That’s right!

o7 capsuleers!

Yria is Syria, Part 7

Yria is Syria, Part 1

Silent Company wasn’t sufficiently silent.

So they got a stiff response.

The Big Bomper was back.

This would not end well for transgressors.

They had not been so bumped since 2012.

It would not take long.

We were going to need MORE miners on OUR moons.

PLOT TWIST: Bumpers and gankers are in bed together.

The system was soon empty.

Silent Company was totally dominated by a real man.

This big boy humiliated the miners, soaring through their orbital rings.

Embarrassing!

To be continued…

You know what? I think I will join.

Why (not)? \oo7

Lately I’ve been wondering, you know, like why?


They all keep giving me the NazAO salute.

MissJessy can’t be happy to see me again.

As always, we consult the Aiko Danuja CODE of Conduct.

Oh right, it’s required by law.

That’s right.

That’s right!

That’s right!!!

o7 capsuleers! (aka cheerzah brav)

Stand Up in Uttindar

Highsec is a SAFE space.

Miners are just dying to meet us (haha).

Our next guest is HAZZIK.

#sad

Carebears never take personal responsibility.

It’s the old “I’m just a poor miner” defense.

Facing bankruptcy and eviction, he tried a new career.

It’s miner’s night at the club.

What a funny guy.

He should have bought a mining permit.

Ba dum tss.

We are top tier players, and that’s no joke.

Well, I hope he had fun.

o7 capsuleers!

Braless Mining

A lot of people are into it.

I certainly agree.

Recently, I was docked up in Afivad.

That’s on the edge of my Domain.

Here, I encountered the local miners.

They wondered what me and my alts were doing.

So I introduced myself.

They understood me perfectly.

That’s right.

I think they like me.

Oh right…

After that, they station camped me hard.

I was trapped in a station.

They had a real defense fleet.

Scary!

I’ve decided to visit more often.

I think Braless Mining is really wild.

These bad girls boys need some attention.

Ya kno?

To be continued…

Yria is Syria, Part 6

Listening to: Silent Justice

Yria is Syria, Part 1

Some miners talk a lot of trash.

One day, one of my best friend returned to EvE Online.

Then he invited all his alts to punish the bullies.

They crossed our red line!

These are consequences, which will never be the same.

Do bigots deserve acts of counterbullying?

The carebears tried to intimidate us.

This was going to be a multibox war crowd dispersal.

When it was all over…

Who do you think won?

That’s right.

Silent Company got bumped off our moons.

To be continued…