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Watching: The Day of the Jackal
SDENSK continues to celebrate the Jackal of Highsec.
Whatever will I do?
The snowball is turning.
We are both having fun!
Meanwhile, I’ve found another miner.
He isn’t doing much.
Poor fellow.
Who is doing this?
I bet it’s that showel hating jackal.
There’s only one rule in Haysek.
I make the rules!
Cheerzah brav.
Listening to: Princess Aiko’s Coming
The Wormhole Police Department is too kind.
Some people accept me, do you?
That’s beautiful.
I’m beautiful!
Let’s check out our Fate and Destiny.
Doing well, as always.
The Dodixie trade hub is under siege!
Miners are easily agitated.
They can mine with Safety…
Now that’s just crazy talk!
I know the cure.
Just kill them.
It’s a dangerous galaxy.
Are you paying attention?
Miners need to stay alert in the Ganges.
Fortunately, antigankers are here to help.
Get out, gogogo!
In EvE Online, cuicide is such a popular sport.
Fortunately, everybody gets fair warning.
Unfortunately, AFK miners can’t read a warning.
When I’m around, they really should dock.
My mere existence is a clear warning.
However, miners are kinda dumb.
F.L.Y.S.A.F.E.
In EvE Online, love is risky.
Recently, Felix got in trouble.
Apparently, he made his new girl CEO.
SheHe took everything!
What a dunce.
I hope they are happy together.
Meanwhile, I feel betrayed.
Felix has been lying to me for a long time.
He never sent those flowers.
Instead, he sent them to my friend.
He even called herhim a princess!
Wtf?
Felix also went after my alts.
You know what kind of man does that?
He went through my whole channel.
Felix only wanted one thing from me.
He acted like he would buy me a nice meal.
What girl doesn’t love grilled Matari?
However, men always want something else.
Goodbye Felix.
To be continued…
Some dogs just can’t stay away.
Do you ever wonder why miners get ganked?
I host a channel in EvE Online.
That channel is: Why Was I Ganked?
It’s a popular place.
All the best gankers are there.
Are you wondering why?
Let the experts help you.
You were ganked.
Just wait until you find out why!
Ok ChatGPT, make me an image…
I met another crazy miner.
I just bask in the attention.
Bro, this blog be powered with ChatGPT.
Welcome to the real EvE Online.
Big Surprise!
Twas me.
Would I recommend EvE Online to a friend?
All my friends play EvE Online.
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The waters of Taohuatan are a thousand feet deep, but not so deep as my shamelessness, lasting unto 18 generations.
高安打人丧良心
o7 capsuleers.
Today we host a guest panel.
Miners are crazy people irl.
I know what they need.
A little discipline.
A little order.
A little justice.
That’s right.
Highsec is full of adventure.
A lot of people enjoy our content.
Even Snuffed needs to mine in High!
That’s right!
We love to help.
\o
Some miners don’t like Aiko.
Some miners do!
Suddenly, Aiko’s girlfriend intervened.
She’s a high moon lord.
Some miners didn’t like Georgia either.
They sure owe a lot of money.
A Machariel class warship was sent to enforce the law.
Those miners were escorted home.
Before long, the Yrian belts were empty.
Where were all the miners?
It was time to negotiate.
To be continued…
That’s right.
Lately I’ve been herding cats.
I’m pretty good at this.
I’m so funny!
Like a real space celebrity.
\o
