Oh hi.
Happy to help.
Some truths can’t be denied.
Nobody likes a miner.
Let’s just observe the facts.
They can’t pay to win.
They are poors…
…because they are bads.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Pretty Penny
Category: Geography
Godbue V3rbal
Hey there.
Another Highsec quitbaby.
That’s right.
Gudbui miner.
I’m glad his toion enjoyed the gagain.
Glory to the DPRH!
Be Careful
Hi!
Stay safe out there!
Gudbue!
Yria is Syria, Part 3
There is war in SYria.
Miners are learning why.
James 315 died, but Princess Aiko reigns as Queen Regent!
So we did an experiment.
Is bumping effective?
We wanted to know.
Is Silent Company a good alliance?
Our research indicates they are bads.
That is sad.
So we taught them a lesson.
Yes.
Stay Safe!
It’s important to mine with Safety.
We are always ready.
Thanks for the free ss, bro.
That’s right!
About Me (Aiko Danuja)
That’s me!
I host the popular Why Was I Ganked? channel.
It’s a place for miners to meet cool people.
That makes me a real space celebrity.
Those other losers have bad alliances with dead channels.
People like me because I’m fun and interesting.
You’ll want to pay attention.
That’s right.
Cheerzah!
Vacation in Piekura
Listening to: Permit Denied
Hey there.
That’s right.
Miners notice me.
Are you cool like me?
I’m a real space celebrity.
They sure love to chat.
You can learn a lot from carebears.
Some miners are crybabies.
I hope they get bulled on.
One day, the miners started fighting.
They hate each other.
Fortunately, I was there to help.
EvE Online is a no bully zone.
Cheerzah brav!
=BONUS CONTENT=
Test Alliance Dead Alliance
I won a real null battle.
They were bads.
Nullbears can’t even survive Highsec…
I know what happened next!
We killed them all.
That’s right.
RIP!
Big Bounty
Get rich quick.
Maybe have fun?
Everybody is welcome!
EvE Online is new player friendly.
That’s right.
More Easter Eggs
Hey there.
Eve Online has some interesting characters.
Isn’t that special?
That’s right!
Well, ok then!
Is that right?
Cheerzah!
