Category: revenge

Selling Kill Rights

Miners love kill rights.

I frequently have more than one available.

It’s a miner’s chance for revenge (and profit).

This really ruins my fun.

As always, carebears try to outsource gameplay.

However, it’s a tough market.

Who will pay for the chance to defeat me?

There’s always someone offering a cheaper path to glory.

I recently noticed a real opportunity.

Insight is buying at 7’499’999.00 isk!

Sources say they sent too many mails.

I wonder what this antiganker is salty about?

That’s right.

That’s right!

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #356

Highsec Miner Grab Bag, #355

I don’t read my mail.

It’s just a lot, and I’m busy.

People report stray Orcas…

Sometimes, I hear from MiniLaw.

I like to hear from long dead miners.

I wish I had time to read it all.

Miners sure have a lot to say!

Should I respond?

What will people come up with next?

I guess they’ve had an exciting year.

Hey, maybe if you write me….

…I might even respond!

That’s right.

\o

Braless Mining

A lot of people are into it.

I certainly agree.

Recently, I was docked up in Afivad.

That’s on the edge of my Domain.

Here, I encountered the local miners.

They wondered what me and my alts were doing.

So I introduced myself.

They understood me perfectly.

That’s right.

I think they like me.

Oh right…

After that, they station camped me hard.

I was trapped in a station.

They had a real defense fleet.

Scary!

I’ve decided to visit more often.

I think Braless Mining is really wild.

These bad girls boys need some attention.

Ya kno?

To be continued…

Yria is Syria, Part 6

Listening to: Silent Justice

Yria is Syria, Part 1

Some miners talk a lot of trash.

One day, one of my best friend returned to EvE Online.

Then he invited all his alts to punish the bullies.

They crossed our red line!

These are consequences, which will never be the same.

Do bigots deserve acts of counterbullying?

The carebears tried to intimidate us.

This was going to be a multibox war crowd dispersal.

When it was all over…

Who do you think won?

That’s right.

Silent Company got bumped off our moons.

To be continued…

Creativity in EvE Online

Listening to: Stay Dead

Welcome back.

I’m kinda famous now.

Aiko Danuja is officially the best ganker in EvE Online!

I also teach GPT and SEO optimization on my professional blog.

Wow, I sure do meet a lot of miners…

Oh look, here’s one now!

What will they think of next?

I’m sure they will come up with something.

That’s right.

Oh, I give it up.

That’s right!

Yria is Syria, Part 5

Listening to: Silent Justice

Yria is Syria, Part 1

Silent Company wanted to make a deal.

Maybe I can just kill them all?

We started with bumps in the night.

Challenge accepted.

Silent Company didn’t like the medicine.

Georgia began to feel bad for them.

So we let them enjoy some free mining.

Mining foreman The L0adi3 offered 100 million a week.

The bribe was firmly rejected.

Mining time was over.

Will Silent Company ever mine our moons again?

To be continued…

KillJoy Cries Again

Listening to: Come at Me Bro

Previously, we met a real killjoy.

I can always spot a not calm miner.

He had more to say.

He soon obtained a space attorney, BooBoo TheFoo.

Would he listen to BooBoo?

The client was most unwell.

Perhaps, it was time to resign.

So our killjoy vowed to quit.

That will teach us.

Before leaving, he admitted to mining.

He also cast a spell of immortality upon me.

I’ll see you all in eighty thousand years!