Miners are starting to figure me out.
They like my alliance.
We love to relax.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Day 2908
Category: Sex
The TRUTH about AIKO
Word is getting around.
I’m having fun.
Recently, Arc Reven revealed the TRUTH.
He told me every fantasy.
That’s right.
He’s not a fan of the Bible.
He hates AMERICA.
He has Aiko Derangement Syndrome.
o7 capsuleers!
Lookin Fine
Here’s a song I like.
I made it all about me.
In EvE Online, I roleplay as a blogger.
It works well for me.
That’s right.
That’s right!!
Here’s some bonus artwork by an adoring fan!
o7 capsuleers…
Minecels
A lot of people have been wondering.
Who is the biggest baddest of them all?
In EvE Online, one name stands out.
Aiko Danuja is the greatest pirate in the history of the galaxy.
That’s right.
That’s right!!
Aiko the Best
It’s really all about me.
At every moment in EvE history…
…there I am.
These days, I’m the definition of success.
I’m the best!
High Aiko Danuja
It’s me, Aiko Danuja!
Like it or not, this is the best EvE Online blog.
New players love it.
They are all so sweet and innocent.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Ypricorspy
Miners always have something to say (if they aren’t AFK).
That’s why we kill them all.
Don’t let the miner seduce you.
Ignore their hateful words.
Kill them all.
Total extirpation.
That’s the law.
What do you think about that?
Real Talk with Aiko Danuja
Today we are talking with Aiko Danuja.
Hey there, I’m Aiko Danuja (not Alko Danuja).
In EvE Online, I’m a high priestess and princess.
What I want, is 150 mbillion isk, thanks.
My flying monkeys enforce the original Code of new New Halaima.
In EvE Online, you can do whatever.
I know exactly what I’m going to do.
That’s right.
That’s right!
GF yourself!
Another Apology
Miners say the darndest things.
I guess we should kill them all.
That’s right.
It’s only fair.
That’s right!
Antiganking Fail
I finally finished watching that new show.
Local was full of idiots.
They were jealous of our free time.
I guess they are content.
I decided to undock and check it out.
Suddenly CONCORD (and gate guns)!
That’s right.
I accepted their generous offerings.
Carebears aren’t very good at PvP.
I hope they had fun.
Miners are kinda weird.
A few moments later…
=BONUS KILLMAIL=
Later that evening…
That’s right.
I’m the best!
=LIVE BLOG CONTINUES=
What a game…
In EvE Online, there’s always more to the story.
o7 capsuleers!
=MOMENT OF TRUTH=
