Miners say the darndest things.
I guess we should kill them all.
That’s right.
It’s only fair.
That’s right!
Another Apology
Category: Sex
Antiganking Fail
I finally finished watching that new show.
Local was full of idiots.
They were jealous of our free time.
I guess they are content.
I decided to undock and check it out.
Suddenly CONCORD (and gate guns)!
That’s right.
I accepted their generous offerings.
Carebears aren’t very good at PvP.
I hope they had fun.
Miners are kinda weird.
A few moments later…
=BONUS KILLMAIL=
Later that evening…
That’s right.
I’m the best!
=LIVE BLOG CONTINUES=
What a game…
In EvE Online, there’s always more to the story.
o7 capsuleers!
=MOMENT OF TRUTH=
CASTOLE GIRL
CASTOLE is was a bad boy.
This is what happens when you indulge in cat play.
Before long, he met some interesting men.
They only wanted one thing.
This gave Catboy a crazy idea.
Can you guess what happened next?
Spironolactone + estradiol + progesterone = ?????
SURPRISE!
Castole decided to get a makeover.
That’s right…
What a little cutie!
Now CASTOLE has new pronouns.
Welcome to the UwU zone.
FelixIsG > OMG CASTOLE you Need GOD
Banned from Aydoteaux Fleet
A known miner has been banned from Aydoteaux community fleets.
Desperate for boosts, the skiff cried out in vain.
Other miners do not approve of his forum posts.
He is an embarrassment to EvE Online.
He wants it bad, but he is blocked and banned.
There are actually several reasons.
I’m not even logged in, and he’s thinking about me.
He’s mega big desperate (not gonna happen).
He’s mega big desperate (not gonna happen).
He’s mega big desperate (not gonna happen).
That’s right.
I’ve heard his posts are pretty bad.
I wouldn’t know…
The other miners mock him endlessly.
This story just keeps getting weirder…
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
Not Hiring
Many miners are seeking employment (irl and in-game).
Unfortunately, they don’t have any skills.
Regardless, we don’t need miners.
Plot Twist: He didn’t want to mine anyways.
Another bad attitude bear.
What will he do next?
That’s right.
That’s right!
=BONUS SALT=
Easter Aiko
Happy Easter to All!
I’m the best.
That’s right.
That’s right!
=SALT OF THE DAY=
Where is the Mack?
My Pickup Gang continues to roam Highsec.
Who will we pick up next?
A likely target…
Get picked on!
Flamguard found himself at the local licensing office.
Fortunately, he knew a few Goon agents.
Can you guess what happened next (NO PEEKING).
Are you ready?
That’s right.
Suddenly, our story took a familiar turn…
Did you guess correctly?
Aiko Danuja was ready to help (again).
Another satisfied customer!
=BONUS CUSTOMER SERVICE=
We don’t do contracts.
I love this game!
That’s right.
What a paranoid miner!
He got what he deserved.
Yria is Syria, Part 8
Some losers don’t like me.
Some of them are super salty.
This is an intervention.
Will TheInternet finally learn a lesson?
What is it exactly???
Oh look, it’s a Machariel!
Suddenly – gankers…
What’s your reason to get SUPER big MAD salty?
Bumpers and gankers are often in complex relationships.
That’s right.
To be continued…
What Happens in Amarr…
No surprises here.
Another disgusting battleminer.
EvE Online is not an easy game.
Meanwhile, in the Democratic People’s Republic of Khanid.
That’s right.
Best Aiko #1 Alltime Aiko
It’s true.
That’s right…
That’s right!
I know what these boys want.
They usually have a lot of special requests.
Then they get straight to business.
I feel like there’s a consistent theme here…
They always say a lot of inappropriate stuff!
Sometimes, they have to apologize.
Consequences are never the same.
Usually, they just freak out.
I guess they are having fun.
They tell me so all the time.
Sometimes, I even believe them.
Isn’t this the truth?
