Listening to: Princess Aiko, Space Librarian
I’m doing great!
Let’s meet a miner…
This one doesn’t like me.
They understand perfectly.
That’s right.
I also understand them.
I guess I’ll look for another target.
o7
Better Than Ever
Category: Sex
Double Isk
Listening to: Aiko Danuja, The Musical
The clue crew knows my score.
That’s right.
I’m not hard to understand.
This train is just getting started.
Are you ready to ride?
My people are the best.
I’ve got some interesting new ideas.
Thank you friends!
Chuggachuggachoochoo!
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o7 James!
That’s right.
I forgive you.
Get Therapy
Listening to: Princess Aiko’s Coming
The Wormhole Police Department is too kind.
Some people accept me, do you?
That’s beautiful.
I’m beautiful!
Let’s check out our Fate and Destiny.
Doing well, as always.
The Dodixie trade hub is under siege!
Miners are easily agitated.
They can mine with Safety…
Now that’s just crazy talk!
I know the cure.
Just kill them.
GFY
My ice agents enforce the law.
We remove illegals from Highsec!
No miner is too small…
You can do a miner today!
They say the same stuff to me.
I don’t have to do it alone.
Yes sir!
Now, that’s just not appropriate…
Calm down miners.
Populus Prime > and you continue to kill each other in the ass
Three Timing Felix
In EvE Online, love is risky.
Recently, Felix got in trouble.
Apparently, he made his new girl CEO.
SheHe took everything!
What a dunce.
I hope they are happy together.
Meanwhile, I feel betrayed.
Felix has been lying to me for a long time.
He never sent those flowers.
Instead, he sent them to my friend.
He even called herhim a princess!
Wtf?
Felix also went after my alts.
You know what kind of man does that?
He went through my whole channel.
Felix only wanted one thing from me.
He acted like he would buy me a nice meal.
What girl doesn’t love grilled Matari?
However, men always want something else.
Goodbye Felix.
To be continued…
Some dogs just can’t stay away.
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #254
On Loop: Shoot the Miner
Occasionally, we read old mail.
The people stay in touch.
I don’t mind.
Many write from beyond the grave.
They haunt my friends.
The dead love to rattle their chains.
They often feel wronged.
Don’t mess with a gangster mommy.
Miners also mail my alts!
I should write that one back…
I’ve got unread mail to and from people that no longer exist.
I have correspondence with permabanned has-beens.
Those losers sure have a lot to cry about.
Oh well!
Every miner has something to say.
Some miners just spam.
Others beg for mercy.
I am so glad/sorry that happened to your Viper?
Don’t invade Highsec!
In EvE Online, trash talk has consequences.
F.L.Y.S.A.F.E.
Another Day, Another Permit
I sold another mining permit.
My day just keeps getting better.
This is a popular biography template.
What do you enjoy in EvE Online?
Everybody has their dream.
Doesn’t that sound wonderful?
I guess I’m pretty special.
What a dame.
What a game.
o7 capsuleers!
Praise Aiko Forever
Listening to: Ozzy
Welcome to my real-life EvE Online fanclub.
It is nice (and increasingly lucrative).
Check this out.
I think I’m just getting started.
Ya know?
I know what losers cry about
I’m making my own decisions
They ain’t gonna bring me down
I just gonna stay high
I like playing this game
It looks nice from here
All my life I’ve been over the top
I know exactly what I’m doing
All I know is I ain’t gonna stop
All fired up, I’m gonna go till you drop
Why don’t fools listen to me?
Nothing I say is gonna set them free
Don’t need no racist gankbears bro
Too many religions for only one god
I don’t need another saviour
Don’t try to change my mind
You know I’m one of a kind
Ain’t gonna change me
I don’t wanna stop
Are you ever going to stop? (yes)
I don’t wanna stop, I ain’t gonna stop
I ain’t gonna stop, I don’t wanna stop
Are you ever going to stop? (yes)
I ain’t gonna
People v Fate
Miners are crazy.
Let’s investigate.
I run a top tier antiganking institution.
There are ganmkers in my alliance?
One thing is clear.
These miners are AFK.
Do you want to know more?
There’s always more!
The conclusion is obvious.
That’s right.
That’s right!
The miners love me.
They want it bad.
)))
Just Above
Some people don’t like Safety.
Congratulations Aiko!
Other people love me.
You can’t argue with success!
Maybe I was born with it?
Aiko Danuja is the best mercenary in EvE Online.
Business remains good.
No discussion required!
What will happen next?
I’ll make more isk.
Maybe even a few friends.
Wouldn’t you like to watch?
Cheerzah.
