Category: Sex

The Conference of Shit

Pardon the language, but…

This is your daily reminder.

Can you spot a racist miner?

I am their Malediction.

Let’s just get straight to the point.

That’s right, so crazy.

Maybe James will save you?

At least I’m having fun.

I am living RENT FREE.

Seems obsessive.

Many essays later…

It’s a conference of shitposting racist incels.

I know exactly how to deal with all of them.

You too buddy.

Here we go!

It’s a true story about EvE Online (and why these guys are permabanned).

This is a recurring daily event, referenced in my report.

Isn’t it really that right?

For real.

…explained everything.

I bet it makes me SO angry.

I really miss you guys!

E-Unit Daown

The Ivy League needs help.

These carebears need to get a life.

They try to act cool.

However, every bear deserves a good bumping.

So we’ve decided to give a little extra homework.

They are on my head list, and this isn’t low.

Gobloks can’t spell, and they don’t understand basic mechanics.

They just need to obey the law.

Better luck next semester!

Thanks to our much appreciated benefactor…

We will be offering more tutoring!

To be continued…

Daredevil Daown

He’s the greatest bumper in the history of the galaxy.

Nowadays, he’s Senior Director.

Recently, a daredevil tried to murder our beloved Envoy.

Envoy offered the would-be assassin some advice.

Just then, Jesus foresaw the miner’s fate.

It’s true what they say.

That’s right.

Later that day, the miner told his friends randoms in local.

Bzzbzz.

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #357

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #356

EvE Online is a game that goes like this.

They compose poorly written insults, followed by threats.

Then they cry like a bitch.

There’s a lot of that.

Some miners are just plain stupid.

SIDEBAR: CTAPblu is a popular boy’s name!

It’s some sort of Soviet cult?

This is how you identify bots and bouncehackers.

Cool, now you know more about that map.

Nobody likes space taxes.

Everybody begs for special favours.

Miners are kinda crazy (and needy).

I love getting special little messages.

Sometimes I get a complaint.

I definitely care.

Cool story, bro.

Yria is Syria, Part 7

Yria is Syria, Part 1

Silent Company wasn’t sufficiently silent.

So they got a stiff response.

The Big Bomper was back.

This would not end well for transgressors.

They had not been so bumped since 2012.

It would not take long.

We were going to need MORE miners on OUR moons.

PLOT TWIST: Bumpers and gankers are in bed together.

The system was soon empty.

Silent Company was totally dominated by a real man.

This big boy humiliated the miners, soaring through their orbital rings.

Embarrassing!

To be continued…

You know what? I think I will join.

Who Wants More?

Miners are always watching me.

Meanwhile, I am watching them.

Everyone has a chance to be heard.

Some prefer to debate philosophy.

There’s a lot of that.

Others exhibit cognitive dissonance.

The level of discourse is quite high.

A few are just naturally curious.

There’s always a joker…

…and a few crazies.

It’s a real melting pot.

It’s true.

Extra Bonus Aiko

That’s right!

My name is Aiko Danuja.

As a new player, I’ve learned a lot about EvE Online.

Miners are poors.

They always cry a lot.

They are bads.

They don’t deserve to mine.

For such a new player, I’ve been doing this a long time.

Apparently, I run the most popular channel in the game!

Sources say, I’m the best.

Cheerzah brav!

Selling Kill Rights

Miners love kill rights.

I frequently have more than one available.

It’s a miner’s chance for revenge (and profit).

This really ruins my fun.

As always, carebears try to outsource gameplay.

However, it’s a tough market.

Who will pay for the chance to defeat me?

There’s always someone offering a cheaper path to glory.

I recently noticed a real opportunity.

Insight is buying at 7’499’999.00 isk!

Sources say they sent too many mails.

I wonder what this antiganker is salty about?

That’s right.

That’s right!

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #356

Highsec Miner Grab Bag, #355

I don’t read my mail.

It’s just a lot, and I’m busy.

People report stray Orcas…

Sometimes, I hear from MiniLaw.

I like to hear from long dead miners.

I wish I had time to read it all.

Miners sure have a lot to say!

Should I respond?

What will people come up with next?

I guess they’ve had an exciting year.

Hey, maybe if you write me….

…I might even respond!

That’s right.

\o