Miner Mike recently learned a valuable lesson.
Don’t mine.
Don’t you dare.
If you do, you’ll get punished.
Some miners like that.
That’s right.
Mainless Mike Meets Safety
Category: Sex
Dreaming About Aiko
Hey there.
Are you looking for love in EvE Online?
Many are in love with Kim Yo Aiko.
That’s right.
Thank you Comrade.
I’m definitely the main character.
That’s right.
I can’t wait.
I wonder what else he thinks about?
I wonder who else he thinks about?
Fortunately, I’m the most special.
That’s right.
o7 capsuleers!
To be continued…
Fat Wiggers Inc.
Let’s check it out.
Safety. is such a creative alliance.
I bet I can turn that into music.
Amazing!
All true and factpilled.
q why u kill pod
a cuz i was bored n u was breathin wrong ez clapq i wasnt even flyin
a wasnt even carin lil bro welcome to spaceq but i new
a u new to dyin too ggsq had no implants
a damn bro so u broke n dead tough comboq i afk
a LMAOOO okay bet congrats now u afk in the clone bay lolq u only kill defenseless
a nah i kill wit purpose that purpose bein boredomq wat i do
a existed near me no insurance plan bad life choicesq feel bad yet
a feel bad these hands dont kno remorse lil broq can i get my stuff bak
a come outside n ask nicely lets see wat happenq u ruinin eve
a nah u ruinin local wit all that cryinq why highsec
a easy bake killmails sweet like cinnabon n u smelled deliciousq i reportin u
a snitchin wont put ur pod back together ratq got life or nah
a got killboard n bad attitudes thats better
Any other questions?
Here, have a FREE bonus song, bro.
I bet Aiko is fun at parties.
That’s right.
No Bot Zone
Listening to: No AI
That’s right.
A word to the wise…
In EvE Online, we do as I please.
We spread the Good News.
Everybody loves our positive attitude.
I’m just the cutest little thing.
What can I say?
At least we have a blog.
o7 capsuleers!
Thuggee Life
In his house, I play an important role.
Miners just need to calm down.
That’s right.
This is where the story gets complicated.
What for?
Omg, I bet she’s super hot.
At least someone enjoys EvE Online.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Overheard in Jita
#winning
Hey there.
I’m Aiko!
That’s right.
That’s right!
People love me.
James 315 said I’m the best.
I’m the High Princess of Highsec.
That makes me the #1 alltime.
o7 bro!
Yria is Syria, Part 5
Listening to: Silent Justice
Silent Company wanted to make a deal.
Maybe I can just kill them all?
We started with bumps in the night.
Challenge accepted.
Silent Company didn’t like the medicine.
Georgia began to feel bad for them.
So we let them enjoy some free mining.
Mining foreman The L0adi3 offered 100 million a week.
The bribe was firmly rejected.
Mining time was over.
Will Silent Company ever mine our moons again?
To be continued…
Dumb Witch
Men say the darnedest things.
We all enjoy this game.
Bad boys go on and on.
This is my destiny.
Some men are straight to it.
Others linger awhile.
Where did he go?
A real mystery.
I wonder if he moved next door?
Honestly, miners seem confused.
BRich, this is not a negotiation.
Richard Cranium III > wat whay
What a game.
o7 capsuleers!
Seen in Highsec
