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Killi got griefed in Highsec.
The celebrity had an important announcement.
However, he erased it.
Instead, he had a personal message for me.
“Bitch is gonna fuckin die” (direct quote).
Well, I got a message for you, Killiwutsurname.
You already done died, buttercup.
Haha, what a goofbear.
TRIGGER WARNING: MEAN WORDS
I always think, ya know, I got other things I’d rather do than play EvE Online, or write about it… but then I log in, and encounter the incredible stupidity of Idiocracy Online.
Previously, I discussed how incompetent antigankers continually fail, whilst roleplaying success. It’s never clear what they accomplished, but they sure as hell didn’t stop any gankers.
Recently, we spotted Highsec Plebtards camping Juunigashi with Stormbringers, desperately hoping to sperg lightning bolts in a windowlicking attempt to save a freighter.
The obvious solution was to warp into Uedama (with the dummydumdums following like Keystone Cops), as we then warped into Ikao, and back into Juunigashi to kill the target.
I could not conceal my contempt.
I honestly question the time I’ve invested in EvE, but at least I’m going down in history as the all time greatest. However, how does one justify investing even more time (years more than me), and yet failing to come close? It’s like, when you are slamming homeruns out of the stadium, how can you possibly have respect for a permapleb who is drunk on antifreeze and all-you-can-eat chilidogs?
Running a bunch of alts is bad enough, but imagine running a bunch of alts and failing to accomplish anything!
Apparently, some people refer to their alts as “we”.
The antiganker posed an interesting question…
I once heard of a turboautist, who wasted years following Jason, Joe/Bob, Aussie, brainlet, Benji, loyal/Trump, etc.
This goblok would always believe he saved a freighter, proudly proclaiming, “Freighter saaaaaaaaved.”
I simply cannot stand a stupid man.
However, did “we” save the freighter?
Apparently not!
Suddenly, the loser didn’t want to gloat.
Eventually, he showed the true nature of the whiteknight.
I believe him.
I’m cute!
Miners ask silly questions.
What do you think?
V3rbal also wanted his ship back.
He’s just a 2009 newbro.
With years of experience, he tried a little trick.
It’s the ol “gimme my ship back” scam.
We did our best to help him out.
It’s always a pleasure to help newbros.
Another happy customer.
I hope he enjoyed his space adventure.
Game Over.
The once mighty CODE. alliance had terminal autism.
Literally, autism.
NOL Director Super Perforator was unwell.
Super declared war on Aiko!
He roleplayed “victory”.
Victorious gankers should stop ganking. Right?
Super Perfie had no time for gankers.
Perfie preferred antigankers.
However, a princess cannot abide antigankers…
So Super Perforator ban/muted all the gankers.
Perfie was seduced by antiganker “agent” Knowledgeminer
Fortunately, Aiko has powerful friends in Highsec.
Knowledgeminer was arrested!
However, Super Perforator continued to harbor antigankers.
Meanwhile, Perfie autistically denied the death of James 315.
Inevitably, The Conference Elite denounced New Order Logistics.
Everyone said NOL is trash.
So TCE decided to form a new alliance, without NOL.
Stay tuned for a brief history of the CODE. alliance.
To be continued…
Bee well.
Some plebs struggle, even in Highsec.
bushkittywack interviewed miner AdamSrMiner.
Adam had a lot to say.
He even vowed revenge.
That’s right.
LoL!
What a silly bear.
A talkshow discussed the current state of EvE Online.
Good luck to those miners.
WAR CREATOR just wants peaceful mining.
Bad mouth is not the mining way.
He’s a rebel.
Panty00 lost a Gila.
Some people allege that we make fun of miners.
In fact, we sympathize with them.
Nobody would mock a hapless miner.
“Give me a boat to make money. I… Why? Give me money!”
I’m sure he will be fine.
CSM Angry Mustache made a fan art.
Meanwhile, carebears are concerned.
Nova worries about noob jump freighters.
Who will save the newbros?
Nova is delusional.
We met Nova last year, at the Battle of Torrinos.
This is the ‘antiganking main’ of Everess 88.
Everess knows the current year is actually 1985.
After sending me a billion isk, Everess became a former fan.
All antigankers are like totally incompetent.
What a crazy loon!
This is clinical madness.
Thanks for the free killmail!
Cheers!
Highsec is rough.
Alchemetic fled to lowsec.
Griefers in Amamake?
What is happening to EvE Online?
Alchemetic wanted quick easy isk.
However, griefers are everywhere…
This is just a game.
Why don’t griefers go to nullsec?
Lowsec should be a SAFE SPACE for new players.
Griefers are ruining the game!
Stupid space bullies!
Grrrrhathat.
Are new players exempt from PvP?
Rookies are, by definition, less than 30 days old.
Although it’s not clear what constitutes “rookie griefing”, it can only occur within a few specific locations.
What exactly is griefing? Nobody knows. I’ve spoken with several gamemasters, and they clearly do not agree with one another. They informed me that CCP has no official definition. Aside from three examples, there is no formal policy.
We are not allowed to scam new players (within a rookie system), or trick them into opening a yellow box, or disrupt the tutorial. However, what happens when a rookie begins mining? They are no longer in the tutorial, so are we allowed to PvP? Indeed, a gank is not a scam, nor a trick, nor is it a scenario in which we “fire freely”.
Is ganking griefing? I find it noteworthy that the rookie griefing policy does not mention ganking, at all.
Only forum trolls claim otherwise.
I’ve asked CCP, whether ganking new players is allowed. If the developers did not want to endanger nubs, then why send them to Hek (a notoriously dangerous system)? I believe the intent is to expose rookies to PvP, via the risk of ganking. I can’t say that CCP agrees, but I asked if they agree, and they certainly did not disagree.
Regardless, Landslide is not a new player.
He died in Eystur, which is neither Lustrevik nor Hek.
He still claimed rookie rights.
What a loser crybaby!
He reported all my accounts.
All of them.
He cried for a long time.
Landslide believes in the Hateless doctrine.
PvP, in a PvP game, is “greefing”.
Landslide decided to take a stand for justice.
He reported everyone.
Subsequently, Landslide followed me to Abudban.
He was on cougar patrol.
The other miners mocked his emotional distress.
The miners didn’t listen to Landslide.
Nobody cared.
Landslide begged Hon Risalo to flee.
However, Hon didn’t want to stop mining.
Indeed, Hon won -46.7 million isk!
Landslide was left crying into the void.
There was nobody left to run away.
