Miners need to pay attention.
They need to try harder.
RIP Vhttps://zkillboard/kill/, the 131425081st of its kind.
I doubt he’s learned anything.
F.L.Y. S.A.F.E.
Lessons Learned in new New Halaima
Category: Tears
Special Carebear Crying
Without further ado…
A couple hours later…
Miners are known crybaby bads.
See what I mean?
#FACTS
Wtf does that even mean?
"You piece of shit parasite, find something better to do, learn another language, you failed gringo."
That’s right!
@Scobichevsky “new diggers destroyers like will cost x10 ventures. I have a suspicion that they will gank”
f9dfk “I will write castole and we will make a collage of the century blowing children’s shovels in the vicinity of the jita.”
Helm Makenen “castole and company with relatives of pedophiles. Moral monsters who blow up children’s shovels and get satisfaction by smearing helpless noobs. Vile abomination. and everything that collapses with this trash“‘
That’s right!
They seem to enjoy the content.
o7 capsuleers!
GF Urself
Hello friends!
I love helping new players.
I always have time for a quick chat.
Silly bears.
I like to use the Catalyst Coercer.
Miners are slow learners.
That’s re right.
That’s right!
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #357
EvE Online is a game that goes like this.
They compose poorly written insults, followed by threats.
Then they cry like a bitch.
There’s a lot of that.
Some miners are just plain stupid.
SIDEBAR: CTAPblu is a popular boy’s name!
It’s some sort of Soviet cult?
This is how you identify bots and bouncehackers.
Cool, now you know more about that map.
Nobody likes space taxes.
Everybody begs for special favours.
Miners are kinda crazy (and needy).
I love getting special little messages.
Sometimes I get a complaint.
I definitely care.
Cool story, bro.
Yria is Syria, Part 7
Silent Company wasn’t sufficiently silent.
So they got a stiff response.
The Big Bomper was back.
This would not end well for transgressors.
They had not been so bumped since 2012.
It would not take long.
We were going to need MORE miners on OUR moons.
PLOT TWIST: Bumpers and gankers are in bed together.
The system was soon empty.
Silent Company was totally dominated by a real man.
This big boy humiliated the miners, soaring through their orbital rings.
Embarrassing!
To be continued…
You know what? I think I will join.
Helpful
I enjoy meeting miners.
They always need help!
Really?
If you live long enough, I’ll kill you for sure.
Best of luck!
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 bros…
In System
Occasionally, alert miners catch a glimpse of perfection.
They stand up straighter when I’m around.
Who is the most interesting person in all of history?
I guess I’ve always been this way.
Suddenly, Aiko Danuja (again)!
I can tell they are having fun.
Some feel quite dizzy, as they admire me.
I hope they feel better soon.
o7 capsuleers!
Griefer Masquerade
I’m the number all time aint-griefer.
These miners have me figured out.
They often discuss me in local.
They also chat with my alts.
We love ganking, and they know it.
I’m an actual space princess.
Every miner deserves my Safety.
It’s not like I’m a two bit thug.
My rules are quite fair.
I am the Amarr government.
That’s right.
Extra Bonus Aiko
That’s right!
My name is Aiko Danuja.
As a new player, I’ve learned a lot about EvE Online.
Miners are poors.
They always cry a lot.
They are bads.
They don’t deserve to mine.
For such a new player, I’ve been doing this a long time.
Apparently, I run the most popular channel in the game!
Sources say, I’m the best.
Cheerzah brav!
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #356
I don’t read my mail.
It’s just a lot, and I’m busy.
People report stray Orcas…
Sometimes, I hear from MiniLaw.
I like to hear from long dead miners.
I wish I had time to read it all.
Miners sure have a lot to say!
Should I respond?
What will people come up with next?
I guess they’ve had an exciting year.
Hey, maybe if you write me….
…I might even respond!
That’s right.
\o
