Hrothbear was the first of many. A funny story about that… He was so desperate to pad his killboard, vowing to NOT SPEAK to anyone who linked the killmail on Zkill. Naturally, Sargon did it about a minute later, leading Saltgar to cry, running away from a chorus of “Calm down miner.” Now, years later, he can relive the experience!
Meanwhile, darkolus has begun his own descent into madness.
Ganked by Nazes, he vowed revenge.
darkolus > No, I’m just going to ruin the channel Aiko Danuja > doubt John Steelmerc > the only things miners ruin are our precious natural veldspar belts Aaaarrgg > darkolus please dont mess up the channel with your miner salt, thats not our thing Aiko Danuja > Kill: Phat Phil (Griffin) Aiko Danuja > Kill: rajehem (Obelisk) darkolus > you’re just ruining this game… Dave Gates > darkolus ur face is ruining this channel now take a hike already. they’re creating content. if you don’t like it then leave like a sour puss & GTFO darkolus > No… i won’t… my face gonna keep ruinning this channel…
He is a dark ugly little man…
With broken sentence fragments, he sought revenge.
He even invented a slogan…
…and a business plan!
My channel was ruined by bad grammar and incoherent phrases.
Ride with the mob, Alhamdulillah Check in with me and do your job Aiko is the name, karttoon was a thing Halaima for the watch, presi Plain Jane Dodixie chain, rest in peace to my superior
Probes on scan, causin’ mad hysteria Momma see me on ZKILL and started tearin’ up I’ma keep killin’ miners, how you get that trife? I am poppin’ pills like rappers in society I gank yo Hulk for irony
Buy another or somethin’ I’ma explain why you probably never see me Chocha magic like Houdini I go hard in the belt
I’m a classy trillionaire Antigankers, I swear they are bottom feeders Catalysts could feed a village in Liberia
As the final boss of Highsec, I have always known my fate.
I am destined for success.
Let’s stroll through memory lane…
… remembering my predecessors.
Tenaj (March 2003-June 2003)
L0rd Zap (June 2003-March 2006)
Princess Suicide (March 2006 – July 2006)
The Sheik (July 2006 – March 2007)
karttoon was right (March 2007 – October 2008)
Jerry Rin (October 2008 – October 2009)
Princess Helicity (October 2009 – October 2011)
The Mittani (October 2011 – December 2012)
kalila meng (December 2012 – January 2013)
Khoda Khan (January 2013 – March 2013)
BLACK SKULL (March 2014 – October 2014)
Aria Stane (October 2014 – November 2014)
Zuzu (November 2014 – December 2014)
George (December 2014 – May 2015)
loyal (May 2015 – March 2016)
Siegfriend Cohenberg (March 2016 – April 2016)
Do you remember the mad minute?
Tweeps (April 19, 2016)
Kulorndo (April 19, 2016 – April 22, 2016)
Kalned givieth…
James 315 (April 2016 – June 2020)
….Korndul taketh.
Dresden Rubble Gnome (June 2020 – July 2020)
Princess Aiko (July 2020 – forever and ever)
Congrats to every participant! Each of you will receive a trophy, commemorating your activity (or lack thereof). The following chart shows each winner’s relative significance.
