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Someone keeps popping the incursion mom.
Harshman “Plebbing” Dovanna was salty.
Andres saw an opportunity.
Would the miners sell their assets?
Privately, Halbrad offered to send isk.
He also offered some extra salt.
As always, this was amusing.
To be continued…
Previously, Tee Ka got Pkd, again and again…
His self-proclaimed antiganking career was not going well.
For some reason, he suddenly left my Highsec miner’s guild.
Then he doubled down on antiganking rhetoric.
He was downright hostile.
This went on for quite awhile.
He didn’t like the answer.
Once again, Tee Ka vowed to greet us on the gates.
He eventually found a soapbox in Kamio.
To be continued…
Previously, on some blog…
Kalorne and Tweeps defeated Mission Ready Mining.
Before Silent Company and Absolute Order, there was Fly Fearless.
Even today, the alliance boasts thousands of uninstalled new players.
In April 2017, they fled Gelhan, migrating to sunny Uemisaisen.
Mission ‘Ready’ miners were not happy to see Kalorndo.
Next door to Isanamo, Uemisaisen is a safe space for mining.
The miners were praying for CCP intervention.
Otherwise, a fleet of Machariels would permabump their miners.
To be continued…
Previously, on AikoBomp…
Our elite team engaged in competitive PvPvE.
We are hunting the momship.
The miners tried a last minute report defense.
That didn’t work.
Their tears were pitiful, yet plentiful.
The bears brainstormed a solution.
Then they began to give up.
As always, this was amusing.
To be continued…
Listening to: Hazards
Fly Fearless alliance should be afraid.
They are not mission ready.
They are barely able to compose a coherent sentence.
However, miners are still men of a sort.
You know how men are…
I’m mission ready sexy.
The Devil only wants one thing.
This sexy talk concerned my IRL boyfriend.
So naturally Devilishh was sent to miner’s prison.
Meanwhile, Tweeps decided it was time to have the talk.
Uh oh.
It is what it is.
To be continued…
That’s right.
Listening to: Ready or Not
Previously, on AikoBomp…
Incursion bears killed their own mother.
They had nothing to do but cry.
Their whining could be hard across the galaxy.
Meanwhile, we all had a good laugh.
Mocking miners is kind of our thing.
Longtime readers will remember Gripen ANM.
Someone didn’t learn their lesson!
Behold, a new incursion!
This time the miners were in for a real treat.
To be continued…
Previously, on AikoBomp…
Tee Ka became an antiganker.
Then he invited me to mine with him?
However, I’m not a miner.
This would imperil our friendship.
Whoops!
The poor little guy got gunked on (yet again).
So Tee Ka cried at his best friend, Piper.
He urged her to betray Aiko!
To be continued…
Previously, on AikoBomp…
An elite team engaged in untraditional PvE.
This is EvE Online.
The miners had a problem.
We don’t like them.
Their leadership team is trash.
So they cancelled their own incursion party.
Jason was gracious in defeat.
Eventually, the miners blamed us for their success.
They killed the Kundalini mothership, but said we did.
Some Pilot explained the logic.
Meanwhile, Zloki found a flaw in ganker strategy.
Are Highsec incursions too big to fail?
Would gankers allow the incursion community to die?
A new incursion was about to begin!
Who would catch mom first?
One team was on 24/7 standby…
Any moment now…
The clock was ticking…
To be continued…
Previously, on Aikotopia.com…
Tee Ka became an antiganker.
Nothing could calm him down.
However, first he had to survive.
Unfortunately, this would require a lot of Highsec mining.
As an antiganker, he did his best to warn other miners.
However, he still has a soft spot for me.
In fact, Tee Ka has a lot of ganker friends.
He listed each of them.
It’s fair to say, Tee Ka likes me a lot.
However, he questions my good nature.
For some reason, he told me all about himself.
The antiganker decided to try his luck.
To be continued…
Our incursion team is unstoppable.
Sir Balu began investigating.
The culprits are, well, us.
Amazing.
Our team developed its own unique strategy.
Meanwhile, the miners kept crying.
The next battleground was Ohide.
Halbarad “Carebearing” Dovanna was dismayed.
The crabs decided to kill their own incursion.
That’s fine with us.
Lol!
Miners sure are stupid.
To be continued…
