Oi!
EvE Online is a lot like Pokemon.
Catch ’em all!
Every miner yearns for a moment of glory.
Drag basked in endgame content.
However, he let his team down.
Drag considered his future in EvE Online.
I urged him to stay.
Oh well!
Pokegank
Double Pass
Lunarius needed a mining permit.
He apologized for all the questions.
Even newbros can figure out how to pay.
He also bought an Amarr pass!
This is a pretty good business.
Cheerzah bruv!
Woah
EvE Online is one tough game.
That’s why we help newbros!
Sometimes they don’t appreciate us.
Are miners retardado?
I think so, yes.
Oh well.
Cheerzah!
Silly miners!
These are good people, right?
Hm, maybe not.
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
Miners are scrubs.
YAY
Hey-o.
Not bad.
Nice.
Ok, let’s settle down…
Everybody is winning this year!
AFK miners have never been so safe.
We have the best players in EvE Online.
This isn’t your daddy’s game!
I guess that’s another win.
See you next year…
Cheerzah!
NateTheGreat Great
Nate was mining.
That’s not so great great.
Always pay the ransom!
Somehow, Nate lost his Orca?
That was fine fine.
yip yip (screeeeeeeching intensifies)
The true true is this…
Any questions?
Oh no, Natenate got attacked again again.
Duh, because there’s cinnamon swirls in every bite!
That’s how we roll on EZ. Street
Merry Gankmas!
Hi!
I logged in, and was immediately ambushed…
It was the ghost of spring past.
Kotojo doubled my Christmas cheer.
Another happy miner.
Cheerzah!
That’s right.
THE END
Miners never understand the Gankmas spirit.
Oh well.
Anyways…
Don’t forget to claim your FREE quarter-penny unfit frigate!
BONUS CHRISTMAS SALT
Artemsia Stays SAFE
What happened?
Artemisia was there, but didn t have see.
However, she was AFK.
Afterward, she went to buy a new pod.
As a social worker, I helped her move to a new home.
Tintoh is a SAFE space.
It’s a happy place for happy miners.
Ganking changed Artemisia forever.
What a happy miner.
Cheerzah!
Daelahn Dies Again
Daelahn is a descendant of King Arthur.
In a PvP game, he forgot to equip a weapon.
At the station, he spoke with his arresting officer.
Everyone wants him to stay Safe.
After a cryptic warning, Daelahn resumed mining.
Well, that was predictable.
He just needs a mining permit.
Bro I’m AFK
Miners just want to relax.
If you bother them, you’ll be sorry!
Fortunately, they are noobs.
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
Newbro Whinebaby
Newbro S7ONE tried to mine in lowsec.
Safety agents were quick to respond.
Workaholics are not above the law.
S7ONE struggled to accept reality.
Good sportsmanship turned into a temper tantrum.
Nobody likes a green crab.
For the record, S7ONE assaulted Shekelstein Shakiel.
Ultimately, everyone had fun.
