Some miners are unhappy.
They think I’m a b-word.
They don’t like my alts.
They think I’m bad for the economy.
I’m just super scary.
I’m a space bully griefer, in real-life.
I’m here to kill newbros, in ships that can’t shoot back.
I actually am a b-word, in real-life.
I run with a tight little clique.
I know how to keep these boys happy.
So I’m gonna kill all them defenseless miners.
You love it.
You love my alliance.
You love me!